Pick up artists beware, this magazine teaches women the ultimate flirt technique!5yr ⋅ KittenOnTheRoof ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
I love sneaking into a muddy flower bed, being sprayed by large, forceful amounts of gross water and losing my footing in the dark. Good Plan Cosmo12yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Why is there different advice for Latina women then everyone else?11yr ⋅ proudfangirl ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Anybody else find that they fit none of these catagories when it comes to orgasm noises? I guess I'm not a possum in pain then....12yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
A Cosmo article that basically advises against using other Cosmo articles... Also, lingerie is confusing.10yr ⋅ purplesquirrels ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
1970's Cosmo on Things To Do With Your Hands That Men Like. [X-Post TrollXChromosomes]10yr ⋅ toloveawallflower ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Not Cosmo, but at least someone's answering the difficult questions and thinking of us ladies.10yr ⋅ justtheclapps ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
I gave a witch $500 to stop my boyfriend from cheating (and it worked!) via Snapchat7yr ⋅ gnikzilgnikzil ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
The Guardian knows about all the lesbian orgasms you're missing out on, and has a picture of a True Blood character to prove it.10yr ⋅ Mognet_T ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
I can honestly say I don't struggle to keep from making Shakira references during sex.11yr ⋅ theYouerYou_ ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Apparently, Cosmo bickers with their partners just under 7 times a day! They're the perfect people to take relationship advice from!11yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
This just in! He's only going down on you because he's insecure :O On the plus side, at least he thinks you're attractive11yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Cosmo writers, how do you live if you're turned on by almost everything?12yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
How DARE you inadvertently pick up on your boyfriend's mannerisms as your relationship goes on!11yr ⋅ hvisla ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Want people to think you're smart? Sure, you could actually work at it ...or you could just use a middle initial. My name are Smart, Cosmo R Smart.10yr ⋅ Jackpot777 ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
The entire reason your sex life is shit - throw pillows. Bonus weirdness Going at it like a hobo on a ham sandwich and Wires are like tiny sex-annihilating snakes11yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Spell out the word 'More' on his tongue to convey your own greedy desire for him. [mydailymoment.com]11yr ⋅ Pipre ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Apparently dating Jewish guys is just a phase to get over in college... But hey, free food!11yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
TLDR: The large chested author's boyfriend suggested she go braless so she did and was reminded of a gif of Rihanna7yr ⋅ gnikzilgnikzil ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Apparently, sex with a one night stand is the only time you can really get off, because you don't have to get your partner off....?12yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
COSMO. READ THE STUDIES YOU'RE LINKING. Those 200 calories burned weren't burned in 2.5 minutes, they were burned in a 25 minute high intensity interval training program, where you SPRINTED for 2.5 minutes, with a little break, for a total of 25 minutes. VERY different.11yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Put my penis under your tongue like a thermometer. Leave it there for a few hours until I climax. Please~11yr ⋅ hvisla ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
I didn't realize that this magazine spoke for all women. Thank you, for instructing me.6yr ⋅ IBMoney8 ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
So apparently, your boyfriend isn't actually capable of paying you a compliment without meaning something else. Fucking awesome job cosmo. 12yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Cosmo promoting insecurities about the way someone chooses to dress.6yr ⋅ SonorasDeathRow ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Cosmo advocates sexual harassment and sleeping with married men on the same page...11yr ⋅ theodore_boozevelt ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
What, like giggling and telling me how fat my best friend is? (From How to Get a Girl to Like You)12yr ⋅ madprudentilla ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
This isn't Cosmo, but it belongs here. Womensforum posts a video with an article analyzing it to tell women how to order beer. The stereotyping and condescension is ridiculous. [Link to the article -- so you can see the video -- inside.]11yr ⋅ tone_is_everything ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
(Cosmo) Men are turned off by your shitty self esteem! Internalise that shit!11yr ⋅ Luckyducky13 ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Am I the only one who finds this type of ‘news’ kind of unsettling?6yr ⋅ savagewillie ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
[Not Cosmo] No, Indigo, I DON'T think that's what he really wants for Valentine's Day. Unless he wants to get injured, of course.11yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
This is OBVIOUSLY the reason guys cheat. Not that I'm bat-shit insane and keep trying to juice his penis. 12yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Lactose intollerance and getting bangs! At the top of every 20-something's list of life questions. (For bonus cringe check out the authors response to criticism in comments.)11yr ⋅ alyssadujour ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
From an article called Gifts That Make Him Love You More (love how they use a picture of the xbox)11yr ⋅ sistereggs ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Stop the presses, you mean he WAS checking her out!!!! :O I don't know why that's a secret...12yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Cosmo has some really weird playlist mixes, and none of it seems very S&M. Ain't nothing like being whipped to kings of leon or radiohead.12yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Where's Share an account and have a conversation about a reasonable budget? [Marie Claire: Are You and Your Guy Financially Compatible?]11yr ⋅ hvisla ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Oh thank goodness, this girl didn't ACTUALLY dress as a football player for Halloween.12yr ⋅ hvisla ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
I think someone should tell this guy that the straps on those shoes are sewed on and hence can't be used for bondage :'(12yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Your new work out motivation - Alcoholism! Drink up for those perfect abs! (The study they linked to specifically asked people didn't use drinking as a exercise boost)11yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Thanks askmen! Surely the best way to get my girlfriend to lose weight IS to propose to her!11yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Cosmo - Brilliant at understanding the male species way of communication. 12yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Only people with 140+ IQs know words like parched, quaint, and gullible. 160+ IQ people use them in conversation.5yr ⋅ takes_joke_literally ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE. I WANT POONEYWOONEY TO ACTUALLY BE SLANG FOR PENIS.12yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
They've taken over the bookshelves, now. Over 2 shelves of weird Cosmo advice.11yr ⋅ bsmith84 ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Cosmo thinks this is definitely something women everywhere have to worry about...9yr ⋅ rey_sirens22 ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Wait... You get so invested in celebrity relationships you are heartbroken when that happens? I'm pretty sure that's abnormal, writer from cleo12yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Don't worry, slut-shaming is okay if the target is a guy. [Marie Claire]11yr ⋅ hvisla ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Reaching into the Cosmo archives: These were some of January 2011's 60 Badass Sex Tips. I wonder how many people tried #44.6yr ⋅ leftclicksq2 ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Because your hair thickness is always the first and foremost factor in you having a successful first date12yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
A whole gallery claiming that babes get revenge on exes by dressing nicely. AKA Cosmo compares two photos of a celebrity, one where they are conservatively dressed and one where they are dressed for an event12yr ⋅ hvisla ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Tara tries.... And fails to teach you how to give a hand job. Just pretend his dick is an orange and then squeeze the crap out of it,12yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Maybe he's been fucking you for an hour and he's tired, and THAT'S why he rolled away. 12yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
How to psychoanalyze your man by asking one simple question: If you were a dog, what breed would you be?12yr ⋅ hvisla ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays