The shockingly big height difference is 5 inches apart and also wrong5yr ⋅ fakedeepusername ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
An interesting title for an ‘article’ that talks about breast cancer 🤦🏻♀️6yr ⋅ ActualGamerGirl ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Telling someone they're stupid doesn't work when you're grammatically incorrect.11yr ⋅ theYouerYou_ ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Don't you hate it when you tell your guy to not buy you a present, and he doesn't?!10yr ⋅ k_reegz ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
So they figure the average Cosmo girl is a fat-shaming alcoholic trans-phobic..?9yr ⋅ thealogical ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Want a guy to not cheat on you? It's simple - just date a guy WITHOUT A PENIS.11yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
21 Indoor Activities to Take Outside Have a date in the park! If things get hot and heavy, just start bangin' right there!8yr ⋅ MEEEOWMEOW ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Your ex is online? Post petty shit so he knows what he's missing!11yr ⋅ hybridrainbow ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Cosmo publishes online article about This is What a Feminist Looks Like meme, No Hope for the Human Race responds [from /r/funny]11yr ⋅ Doxep ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Great minds think alike; health mags seldom differ. (x-post from /r/pics & /r/mildlyinteresting )11yr ⋅ FormicaArchonis ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Was in a listicle found on FB about beauty hacks. Never thought I needed contouring there.9yr ⋅ poppyseedtoast ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Wait... why can't you just tell your partner how close you are? The rest seems so elaborate...12yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Have short hair? Don't want email spam? Well then you must prefer unsexy hair.11yr ⋅ rigabamboo ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Oh so you think he's cheating? GOOD lets steal his stuff, 'lose' his car, crush his balls and ruin his professional image XD lolololol12yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
According to Cosmo, if a guy touches his belt, he's trying to get you to focus on his dick12yr ⋅ MrMsrug ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
If cosmo made a shake weight, it would probably work something like this12yr ⋅ kampasta ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
This weird billboard outside the World Trade Center in NYC also seems like shit cosmo would say.5yr ⋅ linsage ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
He's into you if he stands with his legs apart. He might not even know he's doing it! Primal instinct! Buzzwords!11yr ⋅ hvisla ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
In this issue you get the marvelous Cats and Abs Mini-Poster! You know what? Never mind. I fully support this. Kudos, Cosmo.10yr ⋅ Lyd_Euh ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Remember the days when stalking was frowned upon? Now it's totally cool is he, changes his sked to run into you.10yr ⋅ Lyd_Euh ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Wow! All I have to do is kiss an Abercrombie bag and this will happen?11yr ⋅ karsonb ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Nothing says gracefully growing old like smashing cake and smothering it on your face6yr ⋅ pistolpete0496 ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
From the grammar to the publication, there is so much wrong with this content6yr ⋅ thischarmingbri ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
I love cats, but this is definitely not what Cosmo subscribers are looking for.11yr ⋅ theYouerYou_ ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Thanks Cosmo, I never would have known that isn't birth control without you!11yr ⋅ recipe_pirate ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
I present to you the confusion and pain that is Cosmo's Twirl-a-Girl12yr ⋅ TheRumbleofThunder ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
This just in guys, second base is no longer handjobs and is now retweeting the guy, and imagining the horrific divorce.11yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
What men wish they did before getting married. As a man, can confirm.8yr ⋅ BetChaker ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Hmm, what makes men fall in love? Don't threaten his sense of self, okay, good... wait, wut.11yr ⋅ sailorstarfish ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Seriously? The only answer I agree with is that my vagina is capable of great things.10yr ⋅ xsaraxnarax ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
If a person asks you to pick up their socks, leave them immediately.7yr ⋅ tangyzipomiraclewhip ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Thanks Cosmo, but I'm pretty sure I really didn't need to see fan art of 50 shades of grey....11yr ⋅ leeceia ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays
Verbal Irony, noun. - irony in which a person says or writes one thing and means another, or uses words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of the literal meaning.6yr ⋅ ntaylor7746 ⋅ r/ShitCosmoSays