MRW I’m trying to keep my tiny out-of-focus fireproof friend’s back warm.1yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm the owner of a bar called The Monarchy and someone asks me why I don't have Limelight, Freewill, Fly by Night, New World Man or Tom Sawyer in the Jukebox.1yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m a mobile oral postman and I’m making my rush hour deliveries.1yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
HRK HORK RK RK HOOOOOOOORK ORK ROOOOOOOOOOOORK HRK HRK RAHK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK ORK HRK HRAK ORK ORK2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW the top half of my head is a wood-burning stove and I have to wear a helmet all the time to control the heat and smoke but helmets are uncomfortable to me so I’m perpetually unhappy.1yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my brother and I wear our pajamas to dinner and after we eat I like to practice my keytar but before I can our mom asks me to clean the table with my brother.1yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I have a seizure whenever two rocks and two paper are thrown simultaneously.1yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend is having a crisis of faith and as a man of the cloth I know the answer but I’m dyslexic and tend to reverse my words.3yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my kindergarten teacher asks me to list all the vowels so I say A,E,I,O and U and she tells me I’m wrong but I don’t get how until I get home at the end of the day and it hits me.1yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m a cognitive neuroscientist and I’m leading a study on Elevated slow theta (2–5 Hz), especially in C3 during REM sleep and I’m showing a video of my findings to my colleagues.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I had a chip implanted in my forehead that causes all cameras to cycle through magnification when I raise my eyebrows.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m a professional masonry inspector and my two newest masons have brought me their subpar work to check.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I tell my 44 year old friend about the time my lady friend reminded me to get a colonoscopy since I turned 45.1yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m delivering supplies of fabrics to Captain Seamstress tailoring shop.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m at a concert and bright lights cause my jaw to unhinge and a light earthquake causes complete separation.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my brother and I finish wrapping presents and there are two empty cardboard tubes lying around.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I go to pick up my medication but I forget the word “pharmacist” so I just wing my greeting.1yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend is the main character in our lives and I’m always being pushed out of frame.3yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW My downstairs neighbor Mr. Heckles complains about the noise that my friends and I make.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m an ex-convict recently released from prison and I’ve turned my life around, got a gym membership and found a friend that I spot for but Due to lack of social practices I’m terrible at small talk.3yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW a post opened up for a rodent exterminator but I’ve been out of work for awhile and my resume is out of date so I have to make some corrections but I’m so excited for the prospect of my dream job.1yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m holding two magnets in my hands and I’m showing my friends.3yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m a necrophiliac who has been practicing necromancy and I finally learned how to raise the dead.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m at my local bar’s trivia night pounding ooze tubes and the trivia master asks what the most common use for ethylene glycol is.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m in Mythology class and someone says the only god that rules the underworld and afterlife is Hades.3yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m at a party and someone asks me to do my impression of Aladdin from the 1992 movie.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m a carpenter and also an amputee and for safety reasons I remove my prosthetic at work but my coworker who is farsighted and forgot his glasses grabs it by mistake and is using it as a bludgeoning tool.3yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m deaf and my three friends have a meeting with a king and I don’t know proper etiquette or have any idea what’s going on1yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I have an algeric reaction that causes nausea, headaches, indigestion and upset stomach whenever I’m corrected.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m a priest in 1962 traveling through Salem Massachusetts and I come across a woman practicing science and higher learning.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I want to give my horse a bath but we don’t have any tubs large enough so I take him to the pond but that just made both of us more dirty so now we’re both frustrated.3yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m Pac-Man and the wife and I split recently so I joined tinder to release some stress.3yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m a Montague and I’ve met my soul mate three days ago but our families are feuding and we have to spend time with each other behind their backs.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend and I pretend our hands are opposite poled magnets.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m a rebellious teenager trying to grow my hair out and my hypocritical father won’t stand for it and keeps trying to cut it.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m a 13 year old Albino with Progeria and I just bought a plasma lamp from Spencer’s.3yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my musician friend accidentally mistakes me for their instrument.4yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW my friend is a baker and he’s baking a loaf of sourdough but feels like he didn’t put enough yeast in the dough even though he clearly did.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m an MMA fighter who’s been practicing my whole life to counter a very specific move and my training finally pays off with my ultimate counter cockwise!2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
ORW the air conditioner is out so the maintenance guy brings in the big fan from the warehouse to keep us cool during our meeting.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m a prostitute who was recently deafened and is still learning sign language and I’m trying to sexy talk my client by telling him he’ll wear me but I forget how to say wear and just go with “You where me” and he’s completely confused.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m the party wizard standing next to the raging barbarian who isn’t close to any enemies on his turn so to keep his rage he keeps attacking me and I have to keep casting Charm Person or Command to get him to lay the hell off.3yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m told I’ll never see front page with a shitty reaction gif.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW My friend and I entered a mime competition and I’m practicing my driving in a car and he’s practicing his yo-yo in front of another competitor to psych him out before we go on stage.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m was born into the 1% and my friend who is of the lower class tells me a joke about galliformes and my father paid my way through school so I never studied or learned to spell.3yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’m a restaurant owner and chef who created a sandwich named after the great Dolly Parton and I’m trying to get into the Guinness book of records for the largest sandwich made.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I’ve posted dozens of gifs on r/shittyreactiongifs and the ones I think are good don’t get upvoted but the ones I think are garbage get updooted to heaven.3yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Found a couple of Nopebros trying to find each other to hang out while I was working in my man cave. Going to relocate them outside.2yr ⋅ Wright2k ⋅ r/spiderbro