Jail's not so bad, you can make sangria in the tur-let, course it's shank or be shanked1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/futurama
I watch them, sometimes from a chair, sometimes from a closet. Almost always dressed as Superman1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/rickandmorty
From now on we use regular toilet paper, not that fancy quilted kind2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You are fully bonded and licensed by the city aren't you Mr. Plow?1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
How many people in this court are thinking of killing her right now? Be honest2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
So come you old son of a gun and, and let Buster do a line off your boner1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/IASIP
This town is a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Bowling! Bowling here! Come Bowl Now! Get Your Bowling! Who's Ready!? Bowling!2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Once a man is inside your home, anything you do to him is nice and legal1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It was my own fault, I got sloppy, started cuttin' corners using American motor oil1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/IASIP
So I said to him, look buddy your car was upside down when we got here and as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If I didn't have this gun the King of England could just walk in here anytime he wants and start shoving you around. You want that? Huh? Do ya?2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around the city, keeping it's SPEED over 50 and if it's SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
OH, MY GOD! SOMEONE'S TAKEN A BITE OUT OF THE BIG RICE KRISPY SQUARE!2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I just smoked a joint and couldn't figure out why my amp wasn't working for 10 minutes.3yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/GuitarAmps
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It says here that you've been pre-declined for every major credit card.1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My old pal Mojo who passed away last year, he was such a handsome fella2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
Homer, I think you'd agree that I put up with a lot in this marriage...1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It's a secret lab where they take the brains out of zombies and put them into heads of other zombies to create a race of SUPER zombies!1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, it could've been a real ugly situation, but I managed to shoot him in the spine...Yeah, I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp.2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My god man, I've watered her down as far as she'll go, I cannot water no more!1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
That photo was taken shortly before I was shot in the back, which was very strange because it was during a Bob Hope show1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
From here they appear to be tied, but I will go in for a closer look.2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I didn't become a scientist for financial gain, whatever little money you have will be just fine1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You see, it turns out I am an American citizen after all. Apparently, I just plumb forgot about it.1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Let me get this straight, you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Marge, this may be hard to believe but I'm trapped inside two vending machines2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
No, 63 times if you're out of air, 64 if you found the treasure2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church?! Captain what's-his-name?!1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I got my magnum condoms, I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow!1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/IASIP
Mr. Kelly in your sworn statement to police you say that the prisoner told you, and I quote Jam a bunch of stuff into your butt, or he was going to rape you so hard the room would stink1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/IASIP
Usually I'm rooting for Dennis to f*cked over, but in this episode, the sheer amount of times he uses the word jam steals my heart everytime. Never change Dennis Reynolds.1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/IASIP
I've argued in front of every judge in the state, often as a lawyer1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You're turning me into a criminal when all I want to be is a petty thug2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Know the difference, because knowing is half the battle1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now.1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Our last bachelor likes women who take their clothes off for money, let's hear it for Moe.2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
See if we can do it line for line, I'll start. See....my....vest, See my vest...2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
A co-worker who I used to swap Simpson's quotes daily for almost 10 years is retiring so I got him this for a retirement present. Gotta nuke something!1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?!2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey! we owe this guy and I don't want you calling him a sissy, this guy's a fruit!2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Maggie, I'm trying to watch TV put that moldly, old bear down...MOLDY...OLD...I'm going to get something to eat!2yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Krusty the Clown is brought to you by the new GameStation 256. It's slightly faster, to the max.1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Has anyone ever relocated or changed the on/off switch on your Dunlop Wah?1yr ⋅ WhamBamRudderham ⋅ r/diypedals