My wife and I were trying to teach our new dog to poop outside, when our 2 year old son decided to lead by example

Jul 2015 ⋅ ⋅ ⋅ #2

to the woman in the stall next to me, who just apologized for stinking up the ladies' room...

Aug 2014 ⋅

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At least I'd have a chance to get the phone's GPS coordinates before the thief turned my phone off.

Dec 2015 ⋅

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Sometimes a blizzard is so bad you gotta find a new way to measure it.

Jan 2016 ⋅

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