The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.1yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Shall we discuss the monthly licensing fees? No, we shan’t.1yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Would you like to play again? You have selected “Dear god, no.”1yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
The doll’s trying to kill me and the toaster’s been laughing at me.1yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Ballet is for the strong, the fierce, the determined bear in the little car.1yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
You just use that sharptooth of yours to call me and I'll come a-running.1yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
I don’t understand it. Ned Flanders went mad in 15 minutes.1yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
I must say LuAnn, you’re really handling breakfast splendidly.1yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
I’d like to be alone with the sandwich for a Moe-ment.1yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Tonight, we’ll visit Springfield’s answer to the Rapping Rabbis... the Rapping Smithers’s.1yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Thank goodness I still live in a world of many things made of zinc.1yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
r/simpsonsshitposting will look me straight in the monocle and say NEIN.11mo ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
I see by the big board we got a hate crime in sector two.7mo ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
On your way out, if you want to make somebody sneeze, it would help me a lot.1yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
If people don't support this Albany thing, it might not make it.1yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
You know that dream where the tomato flies in through the window?2yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
I don’t think a bartender is supposed to make that kind of smell.2yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
The Wigsphere! We’re not supposed to get pudding in it.1yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
In nature, one damn creature invariably eats another to survive.1yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
6 hours, 19 minutes right ascension, 14 degrees, 58 minutes declination.... No trabopoline.1mo ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Portrayal of my wife getting our fatass cat off the bed.1yr ⋅ The_Big_One_Bitey ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting