My conjoined twin is addicted to caffeine. Is it gay to let him suck me off?3mo ⋅ TastyDeerMeat ⋅ r/caffeine
Which arm do you prefer your coffee IV drip in? Or do you boot it into the mainline?4mo ⋅ TastyDeerMeat ⋅ r/caffeine
I read that the liver absorbs caffeine. Can anyone walk me through removing the liver from this barista I captured?4mo ⋅ TastyDeerMeat ⋅ r/caffeine
I chugged a Four Loko and my dick grew it’s own dick. Has this happened to anyone else?3mo ⋅ TastyDeerMeat ⋅ r/caffeine
I’m looking for a “Canadian” to stick their butt in my dick. I need that “Canadian” butt cum inside me, for science.2mo ⋅ TastyDeerMeat ⋅ r/caffeine
Help! I dipped my dad’s cock in coffee and sucked it off, I think I turned my coffee gay.3mo ⋅ TastyDeerMeat ⋅ r/caffeine
Need a high dose of caffeine delivered to your anal g-spot in an instant? I have your solution4mo ⋅ TastyDeerMeat ⋅ r/caffeine
I was raped by the ghost of my uncle after I boofed 100mg of caffeine. Did I turn my dead uncle gay by exposing him to caffeine?4mo ⋅ TastyDeerMeat ⋅ r/caffeine