mans blaming the dog smh

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I drank an energy drink and my hand is shaking (photo for proof)

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okay which one of you is this

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Just snorted like 3 lines of want a bump, do I look high?

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Need help on how to trim this down, feels like I’m drowning.

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I'm literally in rehab and I just snuck in caffeine pills. This is my rock bottom.

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Having trouble fitting my penis in this little whole

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Ready to boof this preworkout who's with me?

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My cat drank all of my Monster. Should I eat him?

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Me and my husband about to drink some red bull and bang each other. We’re gay

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Want a bump

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I always bring a can or two of energy drinks on long trips because the beer makes me sleepy

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Just ooted over half a vial of 'want a bump'. One vial is 1000 mg caffeine. It feels really potent, breathing is different and there's almost a pressure type feeling in my chest and I'm kinda sweaty. Anyone else have similar feelings while using this?

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Drank this before I realized it contained caffeine. Am I gonna be ok? Did I OD?

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Should I put this in my tea

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Do I look like I drink coffee?

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Can I boof pure caffeine with my meth pipe?

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Looks like this pic would fit perfectly here

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What I Drink B4 my Night Shift Every Night....my chest Hurts 🤕

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Found a substitute as caffeine just makes me tired

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This be yall?

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Redbull and glocks are for gays. Here is some real shit.

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What happens if I drink this? Anyone tried it?

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my heart beats weird and im turning bright red and shaking after drinking this in an 8 hour shift, will I be okay?

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Just tried caffeine for the first time. How do i make it stop

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I have to drive past this every day on my way to work

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would swallowing down a size 000 capsule containing 6 Tesco energy tablets give me di***h*ea?

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My conjoined twin is addicted to caffeine. Is it gay to let him suck me off?

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Imagine if this stuff had caffeine in it?

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Best pickup line?

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Can I inject pure caffeine into my penis?

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Safe for me (13M) to have while driving?

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Is this the effects of Caffeine? Too scared to try for myself...

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Can i put ny dick in this beautiful hole

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Lonely?

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They hate us cause they ain’t us

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Just experienced caffeine OD for the first time, I’ve had a boner for 7 hours and it won’t stop leaking

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Rate my setup: Turbo Boof 5000

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ordered an entire box by accident when I was feral off of a 12pack of monster does anyone want some

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In all seriousness , do these have caffeine in them?

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Can I boof this?

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Is this enough to last me until Tuesday?? What should I do if I run out?

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Do I look like I take caffeine?

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I just drank this whole can without realizing, am I going to die?

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did these rappers drink too much caffeine ?

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My coffee robbed me at gunpoint today. Guess what color it was.

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What is your ideal cum to coffee ratio?

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Gettin pegged tonight! Went to Thailand and found me a lady boy wife like you gays from r/caffeine recommended. Ass full of feine and never coming back!

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Neil the grass tyson used to snort caffeine???

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I drank 0.00000000001 mg of caffinne and this happened to me

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Will taking this is my booty make me homosexual ?

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Hello fellers, glad to meet you folks!

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You guys think I can fit this in my ass? I soaked it in coffee

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Your caffeine is ready sir

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I’m on the news!

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Nights like these >>>

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Father & Son

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I was at the zoo and “accidentally” dropped a can of Monster into the lion exhibit

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Why does caffeine make me sleepy sometimes?

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They are stealing our culture

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Is this a good substitute

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Hot joe always makes my day worth it

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I have a dream, that all men will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the depth of their rectum!!!!

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How much would someone have to pay you to drink this

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Is this ok for breakfast?

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Replaced my dog's water with coffee

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Which arm do you prefer your coffee IV drip in? Or do you boot it into the mainline?

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Can I get an amen?!

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Me personally, I like the strawberry and rose flavors

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Should I buy this whole pallet? What should I do with it?

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Trans dude at the headshop said this Will help my gay porn and Nescafe withdrawals

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WHY? AM? I? BEING? OPPRESSED?!?!?

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Just picked up the morning supply. Can’t wait to jam this shit up my rectum. Any boofing tips?

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Just drank all of these what side affects should I be expecting

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Laugh at this bitchass duck with me

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I’m a heart that exploded from too much caffeine. Ask me anything

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How can I stop my little brother from getting into my caffeine ?

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I just drank some coffee and this is my anus now! HELP!!!

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My bum all ready for my morning coffee/red bull mix.

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I like caffeine. I like pussy. I'm a man.

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Subliminal messaging on Ghost cans

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Good morning, today will be the day I reach the HQ of God. Also check out the sick filter #idontgiveafuck #iamGod

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Which one of you fiends did this??!

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I cannot wait to shove these up my ass

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Awww...someone doesn’t like us!

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Is caffeine as bad as meth

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Boofed so many cappuccinos I think my mouth is starting to look like a boof hole

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If my pregnant wife boofs caffiene will the baby be gay? Or just me?

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this subreddit told me it was safe and fun to irrigate my colon with energy drinks but i didn't know this would happen

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Trans?

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I sold my asshole to 3 Mexican dudes for $200 and a mountain dew voltage. Now I can fit the whole bottle in easily

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I used 5 hour energy as eye drops and now my shit looks like this

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Petition for this photo to become /caffeine icon photo

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Hemorrhoid

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I lost all my finger due to caffeine AMA

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I'm boutta steal this shit up my asshole

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Following this trend, boofed a monster it gave me courage to post (it's in my ass in the photo)

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My wife said she needed more cream in her coffee so I ejaculated. Why's she suddenly being such a bitch?

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I got the results back

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Been sober from alcohol for 14 minutes. Time for coffee and cigarette break.

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Right?

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Just boofed this big veiny triumphant bastard ass to ass with my cousin. We then swapped going ATM and now he’s in a coma. Am I gay now?

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Just left my wife and three kids to marry a black man

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How many cans of Red Bull do I need to inject to replace all the water in my body?

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Bro it's a different strain bro I know robusta gives you anxiety but arabica is softer it's more body high bro try it it's a different strain

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Natty blonde, 19f. Will suck dick for coffee money.

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what caffeine song are you playing on this?

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Rock bottom

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We did it! We made mods give up!

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Don't boof and drive (nearly died from dehydration)

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Have access to the pure shit, how much should I boof? First timer here.

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The Heiarchy.

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Would you rather theory

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MOD REVEAL

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Accidentally shoved a large monster can up my ass and tore my anus, can I sue them?

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PSA: Can we seriously stop downlplaying peoples REAL serious issues with caffeine and referring to addicts as “🤡” please?

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Redbull and 9mm

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Time for work boys

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People all mad about the gayness. I take shits bro. Viva la booty hole.

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Lethal dose side by side. Be careful out there

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I had a pepsi with 38mg of caffeinne in it and this happened

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Just drank a coffee

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is my boyfriend turning gay?

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I’ve been a caffeine fiend since I was 13, AMA

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should i boof this?

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Guys I just drank 25 cans of monster energy am I addicted?

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Which flavor is gayer?

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Family time with dad, just two gay thugs in the bathtub

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Just tried caffeine for the first time (it's shit)

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Boof to give life...

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I made the news today

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Take a bump with me

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The machine EVERY caffeine user needs. Boofmaster 2000, one size fits all(300lb max)

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My mom captured a picture of me when I turned gay as a baby.

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Homophones can’t handle the truth

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It’s called boofing caffeine Tone.You get a Monster or a Red Bull and pour it into your ass.I hear it makes you crave cock but you’re not gay or some shit

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Is this now coffee, a boof, or a dessert?

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Please make me a mod

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Does anyone have a funnel I could borrow

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Took some cream pies in my ass last night, but its not gay because I boofed a 6 pack of red bull minis. Boofed another pack and went to some kind of parade. You guys think I'm gay?

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The gang and I

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