I hold grudges.

Aug 2020 ⋅ ⋅

Walmart is requiring that all shoppers wear masks starting Monday.

Jul 2020 ⋅

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I just saw Avengers and I got to sit next to this dingus.

Apr 2019 ⋅

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Roger Stone celebrates after his sentence was commuted.

Jul 2020 ⋅

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Today I got a rejection letter for a job I applied to.... 3 years ago.

Sep 2018 ⋅

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My sister invited her new boyfriend to Christmas dinner with my parents last night.

Dec 2016 ⋅

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I had a Sub in a Tub for lunch today.

Aug 2020 ⋅

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I've been job hunting for a few months, and I finally got a job offer.

Jul 2018 ⋅

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This happened more times to me in school than I care to admit.

Oct 2014 ⋅

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Every time I go shopping on a Saturday, I run into one of these geniuses.

Jan 2018 ⋅

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I got sick at a Chili's this weekend, and then this happened.

Jul 2014 ⋅

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LEGO The Dark Knight poster

Nov 2013 ⋅

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My soon-to-be ex brother-in-law completely out-douched himself this weekend. Asshole.

Jun 2014 ⋅

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Come for the yard sale, stay for the wanton violence and indiscriminate murder.

May 2018 ⋅

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I really wish Rocket League would stop doing this.

Jan 2017 ⋅

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I woke up to an angry phone call this morning from my neighbor. He's late for school and it's your fault!

Sep 2013 ⋅

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I spent most of my lunch hour stuck behind this woman. Seriously, if you don't know what you want, go inside.

Jun 2014 ⋅

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It's my cakeday, so here's a photo of my slightly derpy and extremely fluffy cat.

Jun 2013 ⋅

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My odometer hit a very special milestone today.

Dec 2015 ⋅

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I met Admiral Von Douchebag at McDonalds this morning.

Jan 2014 ⋅

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Just some parent letting their kid take a shit at the table... in a restaurant.

Sep 2012 ⋅

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My brother-in-law is a very proud, stupid man.

Jan 2014 ⋅

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It's my cake day, so here's my cat and why she's in trouble.

Jun 2014 ⋅

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We had Thanksgiving a couple days early this year. This showed up.

Nov 2013 ⋅

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I made Clint Howard as Commander Shepard

Oct 2012 ⋅

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My BIL is a real POS.

Oct 2013 ⋅

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My boss has been ignoring me all week. Nearly got fired for this today.

Apr 2014 ⋅

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Overheard this gem, from a mother to her daughter, while shopping for a last minute Halloween costume.

Oct 2013 ⋅

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Happy Memorial Day from my aunt

May 2014 ⋅

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My adult sister lost her phone, and then this happened.

Mar 2018 ⋅

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My parents' response every time a liberal celebrity gets fired for being a sexual deviant.

Nov 2017 ⋅

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Got a late birthday present from my brother in the mail today.

Nov 2013 ⋅

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Just took my 89 year old Grandpa out to dinner. This sums up the entire experience.

Jun 2014 ⋅

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That's the last time I give my brother-in-law a gift receipt.

Aug 2013 ⋅

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My sister and her husband, redefining selfishness

Mar 2014 ⋅

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I just joined a dating website with a lot of single parents. This is a real turn-off.

Dec 2013 ⋅

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To the waitress who scoffed at my $2 tip for an $8 lunch.

Mar 2014 ⋅

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I guess he thought the movie was boring...

Apr 2014 ⋅

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My sister's family is moving. Her daughter is sick of packing.

Mar 2014 ⋅

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Today's my birthday, and while it hasn't been great, it doesn't compare to my crappiest birthday. I was 8 and the other kid was 10.

Oct 2013 ⋅

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Hypocrisy Personified. Got a twenty minute ear-full from this guy tonight.

Jun 2013 ⋅

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It was incredibly awkward. My brother-in-law BTW.

Sep 2013 ⋅

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