TIL My thumb can move in a straight line from the “unsubscribe” to “leave” button if we don’t get some new jokes on this sub3yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/mapporncirclejerk
As I awoke from a nap yesterday, I could not get this mental image out of my head.2yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/thomastheplankengine
Comedic genius coming from someone at my school. There's no punchline7yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/ComedyCemetery
Sometimes my younger cousin, who has autism, will text me the things he did throughout the day. Today this is the message I received.5yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/comedyheaven
SAT III gonna go down as having one of the best track lists of all time. No question.2yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/brockhampton
As of their 2003 release “Things I Miss the Most”, Donald Fagen canonically knows what sex is2yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/steelydancirclejerk
Lynels in A Link Between Worlds vs BOTW. Name a better glowup.4yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/Breath_of_the_Wild
What do we think of my somewhat off-kilter Elite Four team?1mo ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/PokemonBlackandWhite2
I've always had a soft spot for their Halloween album. Underappreciated stuff.3yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/thesmiths
Dirty Work is my favorite Steely Dan song and I’m not kidding3yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/steelydancirclejerk
Ranking Brockhampton songs based on how easy it would be to eat their title4yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/brockhampton
I don’t really think they should replace Isaac with anyone other than someone already in the band, but if they HAD to, it should totally be Ethan P Flynn. This song him and BCNR did together is absolutely incredible. So underrated.2yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/BlackCountryNewRoad
Me, attempting to backtrack on my controversial opinion about what type of pencil sharpener is best.6yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/Waitletmeexplain
Literally the ONLY correct opinion for the bracket. If this isn’t yours you’re not a true fan.6yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/PostMalone
Killing yourself because you’re depressed is apparently =/= killing yourself because you’re sad.4yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/gatekeeping
I left this comment on a Vsauce video over 4 years ago. The last sentence really hurts me7yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/iamverysmart
I consistently fail to understand how video game-related humor can always be so horrid.6yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/ComedyCemetery
What is this gross thing I found in my backyard? It's wet and slimy, about 3-4 inches across.7yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
not technically a porn site but it was on a hot video so it counts6yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/PornhubComments
(Help Needed) Is this an oof for me? Girl I kinda liked sent me this which would normally be good but idk the “and your roomate” part kinda threw me off. She doesn’t even really know him that well6yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/teenagers
almost as if... playing as a character you hate... is an artistic decision...4yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/Gamingcirclejerk
From an Instagram comment section on an ad for a new movie based on a true story about how Bruce Springsteen’s music changed the life of a young Indian man.5yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/FragileWhiteRedditor
Just recently reinstalled gba4ios. I tried to download this game, but the text is grayed out and I can't open it. What do I do?7yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/GBA4iOS
I dare you to look at this and TRY to tell me it doesn’t make you hungry 😤6yr ⋅ Starman926 ⋅ r/teenagers