Standing against tyranny
A third player has entered the game.
Alex Trebek, this post's for you ♥️
Since there isn't a subreddit for insane grocery store ads, I hope this will be allowed here
This bear flopping into a pool.
Next week is the third anniversary of this Tweet. Now HE will spend the next three years getting free room and board.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
This is K9 Officer Gabo. On December 11th, he was shot four times during a standoff. Today, he left the hospital.
Tammy Waddell taught school for 25 years. Her obituary asked that in lieu of flowers, mourners should bring backpacks filled with school supplies, to honor her commitment to students in need.
Snowmageddon has come
This strong, bad ass woman tumbling her way to the front page has me feeling better about Reddit than usual today
15 y/o Alaska Airlines passenger Clara helping a deaf and blind passenger named Tim, throughout his flight
Hold my Protein Shake
My FIL passed away a year ago today. A veterinarian, he always wore fun ties to work. My MIL just finished making this quilt from his ties.
My family kept Aquanet hairspray in business in the 80's
I stopped petting him mid lick and got this Blep! I think I broke him.
A new player has joined the game
After 14 years in this house, my Charlotte, NC dream spa bathroom finally exists!
🎶 We're on the road to nowhere...🎶
All are welcome*
Never apologize for being.... Right?
He kept me warm all night, so to return the favor I tucked him in when I got out of bed this morning
Paid the neighbor kid $5 yesterday even though he did a crap job raking my lawn, because I didn't want to be the mean old lady next door. This afternoon his dad brought him over and together they raked and bagged both of our lawns. Awesome neighbors and parents.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom
These Belgian kids are doing a restoration on the graves of ww1 soldiers.
On my trip to Germany I'm going to watch a movie about a plane that flies to Germany
Monkey getting a haircut
What he sent. What I received.
This Beer Board made of skateboards at a local brewery
Stealthy snow corgi
Mouth filled with his brother's fur, heart filled with rage.
CAT scan assistant
The last Fragile White Redditor...
I feel attacked
We got “educational” cookies in school today
I turned around for ONE second!
All for me?! I will lubs him sooooooo much!
Room with a Loo
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'... Happy snek is Rollin'...
Anatomically correct gingerbread man
Dog shares the other half of her biscuit
Now THIS is how you talk to women who are doing something nice for you
Gotta get going, my Uber is here.
Oh lawdy, he comin'
MRW I read someone's criticism of Nathan Fillion's weight, and the next comment is, My ideal weight is Nathan Fillion on top of me.
He only wants to be held . . . and shoes
I like petting a swirl on his chubby body to make him look like a little cinnamon roll
Captain Brian Bews bails at the last moment after a stuck piston causes his CF-18 Hornet to crash
Sadly, this is spot on
Iliza Schlesinger, my hero: Whatever kind of woman you are, you’re quiet, you’re fat, you’re small, you’re big, you’re tall, you’re loud, you don’t know much, you got a gill, whatever kind of woman you are… you are right. That’s it.
Malala Youfsasi turned 18 today. In her country, her birthday is over, but here it is not. Celebrating the classiest, strongest (so beyond us Trolls it's not even funny) young woman stepping into world politics!
Daughter at her father's burial
He's usually skittish, but he's not feeling great so he's been letting me cradle him like a baby for hours every day
He just recieved his PhD to become a purrgeon
If I fits, I knits
We trolls must look out for our own
Because /r/kneadyrabbits isn't a thing (x-post from /r/aww)
This 50 year old Fl. man cut this kitten out of his car once he heard it making noise. Redditors of /r/aww, you need to up your game.
Cats recovering from anaesthesia
When we met thirteen years ago he told me, I'm more of a dog person, really.
Our Fellow Trolls are ON FIRE Tonight about Scaramucci!
The most subtle teefie
WTH Mom ...
At first I thought my men had to have mittens to be here.... 😻 These are my boys.
Positive vibes for all today!
WhY yOu MuRdEr SnEk? AaAaAuUuGh! I aM dEd! So vErY dEDd! U KeEeL mE!! 1!
Melania Trump's first public appearance in 27 days
But no one told me not to say the quiet parts out loud! - Jean Cramer, racist
Balloons in the common area after a Memorial Day pool party. Evidence of a water balloon fight, or ... something much more SINISTER?
Barney's Mom I'm so happy you're awake I'm going to smoosh against your face Blep
I love my €2 souvenir from Cadaques, Spain. Saved this Font Vella glass water bottle from dinner while on holiday, flew thousands of miles home with it and turned it into my bathroom hand soap dispenser
Day one with no wisdom teeth, 1988
Time for your bottle, Daddy!
Ray's big brother Frank was just diagnosed with cancer. He's been by his side ever since but his leg still gets a little bossy when he sleeps.
Asshole in Waiting
MRW my husband gets on my case for cranking up the A/C and I realize I'm old enough to use The Change as an excuse.
Vice really stepped up with their website design today
My Trolls, can I get an AMEN?!
[I Ate] the most enormous Lobster Roll today
This Woman Fixed A Seat On A Bus She Was Riding
It's all about perspective
Avalanche at Mount Elbrus, Russia
Got colored pencils & coloring books for Christmas. Been depressed and haven't drawn in 36 years. 4 weeks and 1 learn to draw book later and I've found a new hobby at 46!
MRW I found out my abusive, cheating ex-BF who stole from me was diagnosed with cancer
They're both super models to me
TFW You're Outed as a Moron on National Television
Shocked teefies at the sound of a blender
SUPER B O Y E
Bears chasing a balloon.
Knead the negative away
Santa Cat is coming to town
Congrats, Lake Norman, you're the largest man made lake in the world!
Poor taste, but I'll bet Rich Russell would have loved it.
Karen and her antics
I thought I was so damned cool with my wine cooler, shoulder pads and acid wash jeans.
Dammit Phil, keep it together before they find us out!
Feels good in this #MeToo world to see a random Redditor clarify his fandom of a woman with a consent clause
MRW I'm dealing with losing a parent and a friend texts telling me I have to RSVP by tomorrow for a friend's charity event I've never even heard about and it's $275 a plate. Then she has the nerve to act disappointed when I say I'm going to be out of town!
[I Ate] a Lobster Roll with Fries
This little gremlin snuggles up under the covers to sleep on my pillow every morning.
Woke up to buzzing notifications on my phone this morning from the Yelp app. People are complimenting me on my Taqueria review that was chosen as Review of the Day today
My spa-like bath with steam shower in Charlotte, NC
Embry-Riddle flight school evacuates ahead of the storm. Every one of these blue planes is a tiny Cessna 172. They call it the Conga Line
The folks at /r/pics suggested you all might like this. My FIL passed away a year ago yesterday A veterinarian, he always wore fun ties to work. My MIL is finishing up this quilt made from his ties.
How hard can it be to not get caught with your pants down while pranking your school with Penis Inspection Day flyers?
Nevermind your job. You want to love me. LOOOOOOVE MEEEEE!!!!
MRW instead of considering a med change my psychiatrist offers to authorize medical leave from work so I could get hospitalized treatment for my extreme anxiety and depression.
Woke up to purring right in my ear. Had to use my front facing camera to see which one was the culprit
This Christian textbook directs students to keep a closed mind
Troll poses for Taco Bell Senior photo. Nailed it. 🌮 🌮 🌮
I AM WINGED DEATH! I AM THE NIGHT!!! ... Jez 5 mor minutes wif pink fren, ok? Plz??
My Fabulous Glamour Kitten!
MRW a FWR troll, not knowing I'm a woman, writes Your vagina's bleeding again and I find out 5 minutes later that my period started this morning
Frank's Best Cross-Eyed Blep
When you don't want the nice man pruning your trees to see what a lazy, depressed slug you are in bed, under your covers.
Spotted in the Colorado State Capitol's Hall of Presidential portraits
BIG win today that so few understand
Maxim, bringing the burn
Rolled out of bed this morning and my husband wanted me to pose with our Golden. Been feeling down on my looks a lot lately, so I was surprised I actually liked the photo! Merry Christmas my fellow trolls! Much love from the Speedycat2014 household to yours!
Trolls, I hate putting on makeup and doing my hair because I'm a tomboy at heart, but I'm proud as hell of the new nook I've created in what will soon be my home office! I didn't have space for this, so I converted the closet!
I may be an emotional disaster, down on my luck with human interactions, lonely as hell and crying myself to sleep at night but at least I have my dad. I keep this email at the top of my inbox to read when I'm sad. I even forgive his use of Comic Sans. :)
Mistakes were made
I went to a taping of Wait! Wait! Don't Tell Me! Last Thursday, where I got to see epic troll Paula Poundstone be her hilarious self in person!
TFW you find out your elderly, narcissistic, abusive, evil mom may finally be shuffling off this mortal coil. What IS that feeling anyway? Whatever it is, I'm sure I'll feel guilty about it later.
MRW when I say that I'm going to be the dirty, little old lady who corrupts her friends in the home and my husband says, You already are!
From /r/Charlotte, that's a pedestrian walkway she's on.