...their skin is pale and translucent because they spend their whole life in an underground bunker waiting to be raped and sacrificed by elite satanic pedophiles. They’re called mole children... anyway crank that resistance to thirty. Let’s ride peloton family!1yr ⋅ sgorman515 ⋅ r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT
Can you imagine being a black dude from the south side of Chicago that’s attending your sister’s wedding in Philly and you walk in and see these idiots?9mo ⋅ sgorman515 ⋅ r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT
If this is ever adapted into a movie, Cathy Bates should play James Garretson.3yr ⋅ sgorman515 ⋅ r/TigerKing
Laughing to myself thinking about sonic the hedgehog stealing this box1yr ⋅ sgorman515 ⋅ r/CumTownChat
Never forget that Villanova assistant coach Mike Nardi sent Matt dick pics.10mo ⋅ sgorman515 ⋅ r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT
It fucking pisses me off when I see cum town fans on this sub. It really makes me feel like a...1yr ⋅ sgorman515 ⋅ r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT
Spud after eating mushrooms and listening to conspiracy theory podcasts3yr ⋅ sgorman515 ⋅ r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT
Currently watching a doc about Jim Abbott. Goddamn, he’s the man.1yr ⋅ sgorman515 ⋅ r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT
If we work together as a team we could get these two elected as a father/son governor duo. It would be funny. They would fight for us.1yr ⋅ sgorman515 ⋅ r/texas
Anybody else got a home gym? I got a rundown 2 bedroom townhome. I turned the master bedroom into a living room and made the downstairs an alright gym. Been working on it the last 5 years, mostly w/ income tax money. It was convenient before, but now it’s the only thing keeping me sane.3yr ⋅ sgorman515 ⋅ r/MSsEcReTPoDcAsT
Anyone else notice that Ashley Judd has been looking good as hell lately?3yr ⋅ sgorman515 ⋅ r/NormMacdonald
