Con: You're endangering your health. Pro: I'm drought and famine resistant.9yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
70s leading man Troy McClure has finally met the woman of his dreams. We may rememb...woman? Huh, okay.8yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey Flanders, you smell like manure! Uh-oh, better cancel that dinner party tonight. Thanks for the nose news neighbor!9yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Just get over here and bring fifty bucks for bail.” “Fifty bucks! What’d you do, kill a judge?”8yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Did you know that the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity? Yes! Crisitunity!8yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I won't have my children sitting alone on a cold, dangerous street all night. Homer, you go too. Oh, why can't they just take the gun?9yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Congratulations Homer Simpson, you've just won the employee raffle! Woo hoo! What do I win? The job of industrial chimney sweep for the day!8yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I am Clin-Ton. As Overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands.10yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Homer, do you ever think about the future? You mean like will apes be our masters?7yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What the hell is this? It's one of those campy 70's throwbacks that appeals to generation X-ers. We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.9yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you like to watch your TV, and I mean really watch it, you want the Carnivale. It features two pronged wall plug, pre-molded hand grip wells, durable outer casing to prevent fall-apart.9yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This is Armin's apartment, Armin's liquor, Armin's copy of swank... Armin's frozen peas.8yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ooh! The Springfield Men's Shelter is giving away sixty soiled mattresses!8yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Immigrants, I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!10yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Trust me Marge, with today's modern cars you can't get lost, what with all the silicon chips and such!9yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“There’s that bird you like to argue with.” “Well well well, if it isn’t Professor Know It All. Excuse me, Marge.”8yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
How were you a political prisoner? I kicked a giant mouse in the butt. Do I have to draw you a diagram?9yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I just drop by with present for warming of house. Instead find you grappling with local oaf.10yr ⋅ robvd3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons