This week

Dec 2024 ⋅ ⋅

This week.

Aug 2023 ⋅

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Not great but I tried

Dec 2023 ⋅

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Yummy

Oct 2023 ⋅

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Inspired by the guy a while back that made the McCormick & JoJo poster. I made this. Take that Carrie!!

Apr 2021 ⋅

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I felt like a dick for shopping here.

Mar 2017 ⋅

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Scumbag mouth

Aug 2015 ⋅

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Not seeing the resemblance here.

Dec 2018 ⋅

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When I ask my wife if anything is wrong...

Jun 2014 ⋅

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Best hot air balloon ever.

Jul 2014 ⋅

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We had a ridiculously good balloon guy at our party too but something seemed a bit off.

Nov 2017 ⋅

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She showed it to me...

Jul 2014 ⋅

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Better than a crack ho....

May 2014 ⋅

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Damn parasites

Jun 2014 ⋅

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Genius name for a restaurant.

Jul 2015 ⋅

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She finally found the game she was born to play.

Jul 2015 ⋅

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The only way to fly!

Sep 2017 ⋅

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On an international flight! Found this on the floor.

Mar 2014 ⋅

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You know this guy

Oct 2013 ⋅

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Baking Brad

Sep 2013 ⋅

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THIS is how you advertise!

Jun 2018 ⋅

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What am I missing here?

Aug 2013 ⋅

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TV troubles

Oct 2013 ⋅

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Never understood this

Jul 2013 ⋅

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When I make a reply I think is funny but it immediately starts losing points.

Feb 2017 ⋅

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TIP: Remember what shirt you are wearing before taking a picture with your sick mother.

Jul 2014 ⋅

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When my wife asks if I can tell she gained 10 pounds....

Jun 2015 ⋅

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How is everything?

May 2014 ⋅

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If Bob Ross did a self portrait.

Jun 2017 ⋅

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And keep your hands where I can see 'em.

Jul 2014 ⋅

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When you know you might have a problem.

Jul 2014 ⋅

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Goes great with the poultry brush coffee.

Sep 2015 ⋅

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My new favorite NFL investigative show!

Jan 2015 ⋅

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How you know you've 'made it' on reddit

Jul 2014 ⋅

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....and the official please rob me wallet.

Mar 2016 ⋅

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Wait...what?

Jun 2014 ⋅

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Looks like your mom is back from vacation.

May 2015 ⋅

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I see your sandwich police and present who with you call when someone puts too many marshmallows in their hot chocolate.

Jan 2015 ⋅

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C'mon Reese, you're better than that.

Oct 2015 ⋅

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Smoking gun

Jan 2015 ⋅

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This is where you are allowed to carry her maxi pads.

Jun 2014 ⋅

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How about a nice, cool drink of soda?--prank

Jun 2014 ⋅

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TIL someone invented a way to breath during a fire by sucking on a tube you stick in your toilet.

Jul 2014 ⋅

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My wife wanted me to get her a DeLorean so I bought her this instead.

Jun 2014 ⋅

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She was always complaining that the power cords were too long or too short so I got her this.

Aug 2014 ⋅

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Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Jun 2013 ⋅

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Thrift store find is the best guide idea since....

Feb 2014 ⋅

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Every single time....I guess it's a bonus

Sep 2013 ⋅

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Hot n ready?

Jun 2014 ⋅

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