My girlfriend broke up with me via text while I was at work Friday. I told my manager, who only speaks a little bit of English. This is the wholesome Google translate text she sent me Saturday. 3wk ⋅ Manrito ⋅ r/texts
I go off my diet twice a year. This Christmas, this sub gave me a new idea.8yr ⋅ Manrito ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
The raid time had ended, we spent all night wiping to Heroic Ghuun. Raid Leader called it. I said Hey, we've got 9 minutes left on flask, let's just run out the clock Summoned people back and put on our big boy pants.6yr ⋅ Manrito ⋅ r/wow
Reasons why I'm single, Example A: Chilli cheese spaghetti with extra chilli and onions at Bob's Big Boy. No regrats.6yr ⋅ Manrito ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
This is Dude. My dad brought him home from a pet clinic he worked at back in 1999. He lived through the end of the world, to get taken out by throat cancer.12yr ⋅ Manrito ⋅ r/Petloss
My friend texts me Do you think its gross to add mac n cheese to leftover japanese curry?6yr ⋅ Manrito ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn