Been out of the church too long, but what in the Jedi Jesus is this production? Jared Leto in Testaments 2?Jan 2024 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon
This slide that curves up at the end by with no drain. Completely unusable after the lightest of rainfallOct 2020 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
Forcing pregnancies to please the shareholder overlordsJan 2023 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
If only they could see it, they'd be mortified. But let's be real, they do it to show off to other members, not to actually get anyone new to tune in!Apr 2020 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon
Don't forget that only badass men have responsibilities, and women are ungrateful chaos leechesDec 2019 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/enoughpetersonspam
This is my favorite game when people say it's the best church on earth...I mean my ROI is clearly superior, and I didn't even mention the orgies (milk before meat)Jun 2020 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon ⋅ #milk-before-meat
Michael's deflated speechlessness at the end of Dinner Party was genuine. Jan throwing the Dundie at his personal TV was a surprise from the crew, as Steve Carrell was unaware, while filming, that his character would need to break up with herDec 2018 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
In response to members getting their garments in a twist over BYU students kissing outside the HCO....Feb 2020 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon
Because nothing shows us your good works and charity like sucking impoverished countries dry with false promises and guilt!May 2018 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon
Just your daily reminder of the rampant sexism in LDS doctrine like the Family Proclamation (taken from a TBM's facebook)May 2018 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon
Picking 4 secret questions from this list when you aren't very picky and don't have favoritesJul 2018 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating ⋅ #4
When a woman dared to question Oak's intolerance to LGBTQ, this stalwart teen came to save the day. Folks, this is patriarchal grooming in action.Jan 2018 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon
No, Elder Uchtdorf, when we are confronted with information that is in conflict with the revealed word of God, we shouldn't just blindly trust our leaders and ignore our cognitive dissonance.Jan 2018 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon
Throwback to this poster from 11 yrs ago when, as a naive TBM-ish BYU student, I saw how little the church thinks of women and their personal/professional ambitions. The poster is such a perfect example of the gender roles social conditioning we were fed every day: the men are in charge.Sep 2021 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon ⋅ #m
Progress pic: On the left, I was strictly obeying the Word of Wisdom. Right, I'm a heathen. Loving this strength in my loins and sinews!Jul 2017 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon
Love seeing TBMs advocating Separate but equal online! We poor whites couldn't enjoy golf with black played around, how could a boy possibly enjoy canoeing or basket-weaving if there are ovaries nearby!?May 2018 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon
All these Monson rumors, meanwhile Darth Bednar is waiting in the shadows....Sep 2017 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon
MFW I honestly reflect on everything I've done in church, with all the seminary, EFY, mission, institute, youth camps, mutual nights, 4+ hr Sundays at church, BYC, ward council, and studying at BYU....Aug 2017 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon ⋅ #4
Not her fault Sacrament meeting is so boring (x-post from r/funny)Nov 2016 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon ⋅ #x-post-from-r-funny #x-post-from-r #funny
A fun response on Christofferson's Facebook post about God's newly conditional love. (Nice job Nelson! Which time was speaking as a man??)Oct 2016 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon
My church yesterday, went on a run along the coast. If my parents knew, they'd say I was disrespecting god. Why is god such a hyper-sensitive, controlling prick, though?Jun 2017 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon
If leaders say promptings are a valid way to know if someone committed a serious sin, how can they claim innocence in failing to act on Joseph Bishop? It's like the Spirit of Discernment isn't real...How many guiltless members were victim to bishops w/ fake magic powers & spurious accusations?Apr 2018 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon
Snarky response to the LDS Locator email I received today for my sister (we officially left around the same time).Dec 2016 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon ⋅ #we-officially-left-around-the-same-time
About that alleged $1.2B the church has donated--Oaks said $40M/year since '85. Let's say his memory sucks and they STARTED at that: adjusting for inflation and member growth, it's still less per capita today. Realistically, they did $40M last year, or app. $18M in '85 dollars. Pathetically low.Nov 2016 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon ⋅ #85 #40 #18 #2 #1
Micro expression of Church leadership telling the truth about church history and doctrineNov 2017 ⋅ lambentstar ⋅ r/exmormon
