My now ex-husband was a notoriously picky eater, but he loved lemon cake, so I spent a fortune on the ingredients to make an elaborate lemon cake from my late grandma's vintage copy of The Joy of Cooking. Everything went fine until the decoration stage.

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Funny how the good ol' Frandor anti-choicers are never women of childbearing age

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PFT never disappoints

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I was a fan from day one, but I hit puberty somewhere between seasons three and four and wasted no time making my intentions known in my 7th grade diary. Tea Leoni, however, got her hooks in first. Wherever you are, Tea...this thing ain't over, bitch.

May 2025 ⋅

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You're goddamn right I did. They WERE necessary. Damn Reddit let a bitch live

Nov 2024 ⋅

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If a bewigged Keri Russell ever showed up on Widow's Bay, I'd break all the glass in my house with my joyous screams

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It's been a cruelly long eight years.

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Today is my birthday, and as has been the case for many years, I have but one birthday wish - the announcement of a firm release date for Oops! All Jessicas.

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I (42) am teaching my surly teenage son (13) about the Europop Renaissance of my youth, one Jock Jam at a time.

Jul 12 ⋅

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It makes you mad, doesn't it?

Sep 2024 ⋅

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Watching Westworld stuck at home during COVID can get weird.

Mar 2021 ⋅

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Tfw you already know not a damn one of your matches has the slightest intention of ever playing

Feb 3 ⋅

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I'm so...so honored

May 2024 ⋅

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Monday mornings back at work really bring out the Lamb in me

Jul 20 ⋅

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I'll see you in hell, Diana apologists - I'm sure you'll scold me there, too.

Sep 2023 ⋅

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Shut the Door, Have a Seat, Get Up, Reopen the Door, Leave, Come Back, Shut the Door, and Have a Seat Again

Sep 2023 ⋅

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*Stefan voice* This club has everything. A blonde...a brunette...a weeping businessman.

Oct 2023 ⋅

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Why yes, Suzanne - I WOULD like to hear another cool story about Little Italy. *somberly loads tranquilizer dart gun like I'm about to shut down the HAL9000*

Oct 2023 ⋅

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Elisabeth Moss appears to have eaten a bad sandwich.

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The first chapter of Betty Friedan's The Feminine Mystique (aka The Problem That Has No Name) is essentially a blueprint for Betty Draper's Problem That Has No Name, especially in seasons one and two. Compare this excerpt to what Betty says to Don at the 7-minute mark in Babylon (s1, e7).

Mar 2021 ⋅

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Yeah so this is the miniature Log Lady, Audrey, Shelley, and Laura that you get when you have no real miniaturist skills but you DO have a lively 24 pound cat whose whole life is centered around trying to knock shit off of other shit while you're trying to very carefully do shit

Jul 2021 ⋅

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When it comes to TP analysis, I am neither a hapless beginner NOR a full-tilt Rhodes Scholar genius. I'm way past needing basic episode recaps, but I couldn't, like, write a doctoral thesis on Fire Walk with Me. Please, for the love of Laura, can someone recommend a good middle-of-the-road resource?

Jul 2021 ⋅

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No one...and I mean NO ONE...loves Michael Parks more than I do. This tall drinka cocksucker ain't dead will for SURE be on my tombstone. But like...these particular accents...these are the same accents, right?

Aug 2021 ⋅

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Hot Tip #2 in my all-new series of Romance Tips for Twin Peaks Fans: Fellas, if you express yourself with enthusiastic sounds and gestures during *intimate moments*, we will find it both hot and encouraging and will serve you cake afterwards.

Aug 2021 ⋅

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This Guardian recap of Part 14 of The Return sure has some hot takes...according to the author, Diane (at least in this particular form) is a virtuous individual and Janey-E is a manipulative Stepford wife. Does anyone actually agree with this? If so, why? (I'll post the link in the comments.)

Jul 2021 ⋅

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I desperately want/need to interview anyone & everyone who went out of their way to buy this weird-ass merch. Not saying it's bad...just that it's weird. Like, I want to be comfy around the house...so long as my loungewear poses deep-seated existential questions about reality/human consciousness.

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