So my new wallet came with some questionable translations.

Jan 2016 ⋅ ⋅

Not a typo, son.

Feb 2011 ⋅

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facebook trolls ftw?

Dec 2010 ⋅

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Lack of Tightness?

Feb 2011 ⋅

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don't be stupid

Jan 2011 ⋅

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Basketball > Sex.

Feb 2011 ⋅

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Number 1 reason to be bad for Christmas

Dec 2010 ⋅

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how to identify zombies

Dec 2010 ⋅

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For those who listen to creep by Radiohead.

Jan 2011 ⋅

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Mommy's timeout

Dec 2010 ⋅

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what not to sell on ebay

Dec 2010 ⋅

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Introducing the PocketToilet.

Dec 2010 ⋅

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the difference glasses can make

Dec 2010 ⋅

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WHO IS THE MOST AWESOME PERSON TODAY?

Dec 2010 ⋅

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if you printed the internet...

Dec 2010 ⋅

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the morning wood toilet

Dec 2010 ⋅

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What happens if a pickle is stuck in my ***?

Dec 2010 ⋅

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mr. tea

Dec 2010 ⋅

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Proof women are smarter...

Jan 2011 ⋅

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Gingerbread orgy

Dec 2010 ⋅

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Windows 7 anyone?

Dec 2010 ⋅

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A typical American mall.

Jan 2011 ⋅

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the 4 most beautiful and painful words

Dec 2010 ⋅

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wtf australian scientists, we dont want to eat this vegetable

Dec 2010 ⋅

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the phone moan

Jan 2011 ⋅

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downside of mr. potato head

Dec 2010 ⋅

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skill right here

Dec 2010 ⋅

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Poor tree..

Feb 2011 ⋅

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parenting...

Dec 2010 ⋅

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Dad knows best.

Jan 2011 ⋅

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storm troopers ready to fly

Dec 2010 ⋅

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the iArm

Jan 2011 ⋅

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for anybody who has to turn in final papers

Dec 2010 ⋅

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i can honestly say i do this too...

Dec 2010 ⋅

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i would like to say GOODBYE CHASE BANK

Dec 2010 ⋅

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menstruating women...

Jan 2011 ⋅

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i canonly say wtf..

Dec 2010 ⋅

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men are better cooks

Dec 2010 ⋅

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It's like black friday for these two.

Jan 2011 ⋅

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Why it is important to smile in pictures.

Dec 2010 ⋅

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saw this in a best buy, pretty sure the green thing is android's mascot

Dec 2010 ⋅

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why do you get a hangover?

Dec 2010 ⋅

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SUCCESS

Dec 2010 ⋅

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Before you open an airplane exit, you must...

Dec 2010 ⋅

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slap, block, slap, block, slap wtf?

Dec 2010 ⋅

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Uhhh. Mom?

Jan 2011 ⋅

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The boob[y] trap

Dec 2010 ⋅

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Anybody got a dirty mind? SFW

Dec 2010 ⋅

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It's cool, I'm a girl.

Feb 2011 ⋅

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the question mark means please come f*** me.

Jan 2011 ⋅

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Need money? Porn employers are looking for you.

Dec 2010 ⋅

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