Things I say in bed: If your pre-cum gets me pregnant, I will kill you.9yr ⋅ HDaveThoreauAway ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boyfriend isn't texting me back but is tweeting at another girl.9yr ⋅ HDaveThoreauAway ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When someone says your foundation looks cakey and you're not wearing any.9yr ⋅ HDaveThoreauAway ⋅ r/TrollMUA
MFW I was working on my blending skills and the handyman unexpectedly shows up.9yr ⋅ HDaveThoreauAway ⋅ r/TrollMUA
Sephora 20% off sale on sale items with code Extra20 12/25/15-1/1/169yr ⋅ HDaveThoreauAway ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
Life's Entropy's eyeshadow in Finding Nucleotide is so lovely!8yr ⋅ HDaveThoreauAway ⋅ r/Indiemakeupandmore
Quick lip swatch of Shiro's Nic Cage Churning Butter One Crisp Thanksgiving Morn8yr ⋅ HDaveThoreauAway ⋅ r/Indiemakeupandmore