Mom's dropping her son off so he can compete to the death with 99 other kids... by the way, her boobs are tiny!5yr ⋅ floptimus_prime ⋅ r/menwritingwomen
All I hear is I'm a selfish asshole and you can't stop me from going out and potentially infecting people on Easter4yr ⋅ floptimus_prime ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
January 2003, I set out to make this guy a Robot Kougra no matter what it took. January 2023, I used the premium perk. Only 20 short years later, I have my teenage dream(ie).1yr ⋅ floptimus_prime ⋅ r/neopets
I wonder if that's because humans aren't an endangered species5yr ⋅ floptimus_prime ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Friend of my late grandma is excited about the end of the world because, abortion.5yr ⋅ floptimus_prime ⋅ r/TheFacebookDelusion
Does anyone know where I can find this poster??? My friend and I BOTH had it on our walls from 1998-2001-ish. Now I can't find one anywhere! It's my favorite of all time. ;_;6yr ⋅ floptimus_prime ⋅ r/sailormoon
Jared opens up to Walgreens about what's missing in his life.10yr ⋅ floptimus_prime ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
I wanted smaller #EpsonSalt he assisted BUT being woman I Wasn't Satisfied #BUT10yr ⋅ floptimus_prime ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
After years and years, all my OG 2002 pets are together on my main account again. Um. I think.6yr ⋅ floptimus_prime ⋅ r/neopets
My labrat blast today is scaring the living crap out of me. Those teeth and eyelashes6yr ⋅ floptimus_prime ⋅ r/neopets
Last photo of my mother's cat, Floater, in 2010. He never liked me, but he let me take this photo.10yr ⋅ floptimus_prime ⋅ r/lastimages
Call me soon Bradley...or maybe..youll get a suprise in YOU'RE will!8yr ⋅ floptimus_prime ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Pauline objects to Domino's and their family-friendliness.10yr ⋅ floptimus_prime ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
Uhhh... they just changed the Techo. Like, in the time it took me to click between pages. O_o9yr ⋅ floptimus_prime ⋅ r/neopets
FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: For the Gen Y' and millenuim generation DID YOU KNOW... (This was actually printed in a local free newspaper)10yr ⋅ floptimus_prime ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Can any of you awesome people tell me which line this little Sailor Saturn figure comes from?8yr ⋅ floptimus_prime ⋅ r/sailormoon