I've been.single for 7 years. Finally found a guy. Been together almost 6 months. He went radio silent yesterday. This is me when I texted him tonight and didn't get an answer. Guys/Gals, I'm so bummed. So very bummed.8yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A few weeks ago my friends made fun of me for taking home my large popcorn bag from the movie we watched to finish later. I finally found the gif to explain my feelings. Don't make fun of our love.8yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I couldn't find her in my news feed for a while, but she showed back up yesterday, and she's glorious.9yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/ghettoglamourshots
I know what I'm doing for the rest of the weekend. I've been saving for this for months. 12yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/futurama
She posted this on the Wilhelmina Facebook page as proof of why they should sign her.10yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/ghettoglamourshots
Me when his D is in my mouth (haven't had a boyfriend in 7 years, so happy to have found him!)8yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Everyone wonders why I love keratin so much. Well here you go. Left is pre-keratin, right is after. I don't know how I lived without this stuff.9yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/FancyFollicles
Hi, my name is explainittomeplease, and I'm addicted to dcm floss.9yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/CrossStitch
A while ago my friend joey got this tattoo. Every time I'm challenged to a worst tattoo from someone you know, I win.12yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/WTF
They said you guys would like this picture of a car on fire taken at the right moment (x-post from r/perfecttiming) [604px × 453px]12yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/FirePorn
Helloooo new watch. I'll be peeling that off you now...9yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/ThatPeelingFeeling
I can't draw foxes or leaves, but I can layer 18k gold top coat so I've got that going for me10yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
This game is at my bar. What is it and what's the game?11yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
Just found this sub. Thought you might be interested in something I have.. it's got what plants crave!!!9yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/idiocracy
This happened in orlando, fl a month ago. Your/you're. (OC) they said they'd cover it up with tribal. I hope not.10yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/badtattoos
They're looking for O and AB blood types right now. My friends that are that type are amazing for donating. If you can't donate, you can still bring orange juice and water, most places will run out in the next few hours.8yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/orlando
This happens a lot in florida around this time. You get to see exactly where the rain is.9yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/CLOUDS
I love these minions, but I hate that I'm not as talented as you guys. I humbly offer my nails to be judged.10yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
Unpacking merchandise, these flat bean (?) pods are on a few of the leather bracelets. Bean pods or egg sacks?11yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
This is in my bedroom. It plugs into the wall. What is it?11yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
These fortune cookies are made in New York City. There's no excuse for this.12yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
My $1 haul. Worth its weight in gold in my opinion [Fixed]11yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
This was on the armrest of all the seats on my airtran plane. I spent the whole ride playing with them. What does/did it do?12yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
He was hilarious, he was kind, and TIL he was hot when he was younger, Phil Hartman12yr ⋅ explainittomeplease ⋅ r/LadyBoners