This is Milo, an 11yo JRT that I adopted a week ago. He’ll be living out his retirement years with us!

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You better check yoself, Chad

Aug 2019 ⋅

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Me & my Michonne. She’s a great big chunk of a hen, and 6 years young.

Nov 2020 ⋅

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Last picture of me & my sweet Elli Mae. We had to say goodbye today. I got her the day she turned 8 weeks and she gave me 14.5 great years.

Feb 2021 ⋅

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25 years ago today, I married my best friend! I’d do it all over again!

Jun 2020 ⋅

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[Thanks] redditor xxoo for the hardcover complete Calvin & Hobbes! This legit brought tears to my eyes!

Aug 2020 ⋅

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[Thanks] You GUYS! I am CRACKING UP! I think you meant to send me one semi-colon suicide awareness pin. There’s got to be 250 here; maybe more!

Jun 2020 ⋅

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My little white bearded silkie, Simple Sallie, just had a seizure and died. I’ll miss her so, so much. People (except chicken folks) don’t understand how hard it is to lose a chicken when it’s a pet.

Nov 2020 ⋅

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I’m having a rough day. I had to say goodbye to my Elli Mae on Friday. It left a gaping hole in my heart. She gave me 14.5 blessed years.

Feb 2021 ⋅

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[Thanks] for this squirrelly rice paddle!

Mar 2020 ⋅

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Me and Basic Becky saying hi

Aug 2019 ⋅

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Sally looking out the front door, possibly contemplating world domination

Sep 2019 ⋅

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It’s gonna be a great day! Get excited for it!

Mar 2021 ⋅

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Ugh, this JERK. Seriously?! Can I snip it and bury the ugly??

Aug 2020 ⋅

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[Thanks] call_me_cthulhu_ for the sneakers! These will look great with leggings! Erin approves!

Mar 2020 ⋅

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Therapists Gone Wild

Feb 2019 ⋅

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My iPod (Color 1st Gen) and iBook G4, both from 2006. They still run. Just two of the reasons I’m an Apple fan girl. More info in my comment.

Jan 2020 ⋅

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[Thanks] to Lynn_B_awesome and Unicorn Chris for this amazing cow pillow cover!

Feb 2020 ⋅

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Me and Basic Becky saying hi

Aug 2019 ⋅

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[Thanks] nevermissachance! Now Meditating Man has a pupper doggo!

Apr 2020 ⋅

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I just found out when I use the music app, it shows lyrics and you can jump around the song. So cool!

Jan 2020 ⋅

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[Thanks] to /u/RubyNyx for the stuffed silkie chikkin! I love her, but my real silkie was not impressed! I’ll put link to more pics in comments. TYTYTY!

Apr 2019 ⋅

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This is Elli (12F), woman’s best friend (mine), has enough inherent goodness to attain immortality, and that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.

Mar 2019 ⋅

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A Karen spotting in her natural habitat — an office

Oct 2019 ⋅

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When you ask me what I did today and I say, “I washed my chicken’s ass,” it’s NOT a euphemism

Aug 2019 ⋅

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[Thanks] ultimateslice for my Nemo Funko POP! He shall live next to Dory on my desk!

Nov 2019 ⋅

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[Thanks] to seabluz for the gorgeous nail color! I just got home last night and it was awesome to find this present in my mail pile!

Aug 2019 ⋅

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[Thanks] for the gifts of a willow tree angel, xxoo; and the packet of googly eyes, mc3pio! ...I hope no one is offended if this is too irreverent; I couldn’t resist the mash up!

Aug 2020 ⋅

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[Gifted] to /u/emurphy0717 because I felt bad for ordering a Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza a few minutes after we talked. I tried to fit a piece down the innernetz toobz but it wouldn’t quite fit. I hope this makes up for it! (first Gifted, YAY!)

Mar 2019 ⋅

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[Thanks] Eeveeinmypocket! I can’t wait until I can play again!

Mar 2020 ⋅

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[Thanks], rosiecakeness, for the sweets!

Sep 2020 ⋅

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[Thanks] downtheriverwego for this holder for mah specs!

May 2020 ⋅

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[Thanks] It came from China so I forgot who got it for me! Raise your hand so I can thank you!

Jun 2020 ⋅

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[Thanks] to chelsers09 for this portable happy light to give 2 great big tall fingers to SAD!

Jul 2020 ⋅

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[Thanks] tragic harmony for the wonderful care package!

Aug 2020 ⋅

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[Thanks] happiness0101! I love them! They’re so adorable!

Apr 2020 ⋅

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[Thanks] u/UpsetAmsie has popped my RAoA 🍒!!! My first gift!!! (Sorry about the excessive use of exclamation marks😀)

Mar 2019 ⋅

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[Thanks] inkyblot for my HeiHei! I LUVS him and he SHRIEKS obnoxiously! 😆 I’m gonna put him up on a high shelf because my dogs want to EAT him!

Dec 2019 ⋅

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[Thanks] PotentialPeach for the plant food spikes!

Apr 2020 ⋅

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[Thanks] UpsetAmsie for the noms!!!

Apr 2020 ⋅

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[Thanks] for the adorable wine stopper! No note, IDK who to thank! I love you people! 🤟🏻

Dec 2019 ⋅

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[Thanks] /u/d0ri1990 Thank you soooo much for the candles! You’re the hawsumest!

Apr 2019 ⋅

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[Thanks] to lolpengi for the book! I lent my copy out and can’t remember who borrowed it; glad to have a new copy and will reread it! ❤️🤟🏻❤️

Aug 2019 ⋅

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[Thanks] u/c-smash for the chikkin timer! So cute it makes me smile! I’ll use it in my office to help manage my time. My ADD-addled brain needs me to set a timer to stay at work on boring tasks and take breaks on creative tasks!

Apr 2019 ⋅

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[Thanks] to the lovely soul that got me this amazing little camera keychain! It even looks like a Canon! I’ll be thinking of y’all every time I look down at it! Gorgeous model is my 12yo pupper, Elli, JRTE. (Extraordanaire) p.s. tell me your advice for sciatica; I’m dyin ova heeah

May 2019 ⋅

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