I hope the gigantic flower stalk was worth it bud cause you dont have much plant left.1wk ⋅ ginginghubic ⋅ r/succshaming
My friend wanted to show me her “string” of pearls last night. It’s just one pearl.1yr ⋅ mrsyoungston ⋅ r/succshaming
I forgot to water the cactus so it just grew a root to steal water from its neighbor. Rude.3yr ⋅ birdhead3 ⋅ r/succshaming
Was told my idiot leaf needs to be taught the difference between roots and flowers byshaming it.3yr ⋅ Industrial_Jedi ⋅ r/succshaming
This SLUT sending out the longest sex solicitation I have ever seen1yr ⋅ TheCuteCochin ⋅ r/succshaming
I hope the gigantic flower stalk was worth it bud, cause you don’t have much plant left.3yr ⋅ mandy_miss ⋅ r/succshaming
She’s just glad to be in a pot and not carried around by a tiny tyrant.3yr ⋅ ToonaPetunia ⋅ r/succshaming
expectations vs reality: how i photograph my plants for r/succulents vs how the needy little things actually live4yr ⋅ insideoutduck ⋅ r/succshaming
I think this sub will appreciate how I tried to dress up my ridiculous mini torch.2yr ⋅ bete0noire ⋅ r/succshaming
What's that? You used all of your energy making one gigantic leaf and now there's nothing left to make roots? Gee, who could've *possibly* guessed that would be a bad idea?3yr ⋅ LoudEatingSounds ⋅ r/succshaming
Yes mate we get it, you're very good at roots. Maybe we could give leaves a go next?3yr ⋅ emisbatgrrl ⋅ r/succshaming
Please pray for my newest succulent. There’s nothing wrong with her, she’s just ugly1yr ⋅ Crafty_Sort ⋅ r/succshaming
I was inspired by all the succulents here that want to become giraffes!4yr ⋅ RainebowEvee ⋅ r/succshaming
After almost two months this giant leaf is finally growing the tiniest root11mo ⋅ kmbell333 ⋅ r/succshaming
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON GROWING LIKE A SIDEWAYS PALM TREE! Is that... IS THAT A MULLET?3yr ⋅ mottz-arella ⋅ r/succshaming
Not a succulent, but found this gem on Facebook and thought it was appropriate3yr ⋅ blackcat4010 ⋅ r/succshaming
Zero growth for over a year and now he's very pleased to be growing!3yr ⋅ boatboatsboats ⋅ r/succshaming
Ahh and here we see a rare sighting in the wild, this one known most commonly as a sluggulent3yr ⋅ SweetTaterette ⋅ r/succshaming
At this point all you can do is accept yourself and be proud fow who you are. #storyofmylife3yr ⋅ Peachy_sunday ⋅ r/succshaming
I’ve had this guy for about 10 years and he just keeps getting...taller1yr ⋅ cblackattack1 ⋅ r/succshaming
I’m really proud of you for growing babies, but did you have to look so phallic? No wonder you got castrated3yr ⋅ ghostgraffiti9 ⋅ r/succshaming
My Haworthia spent so much time in shipment that it grew a couple of leeks!3yr ⋅ BucketHeadJr ⋅ r/succshaming
I've never considered throwing out a perfectly healthy plant before Opuntia :)10mo ⋅ igors_stitches ⋅ r/succshaming
Finally, a place to show off my stupid echeveria. Look at how tall and dumb he is.4yr ⋅ The14thCompanion ⋅ r/succshaming
Mum bought me the succ on the left (she was proud of how much it had grown in her care). I pulled down the one of the right I already had and said 'Mum this is how it should grow'. Her face was a picture! 😂3yr ⋅ OtherwiseBlueberry7 ⋅ r/succshaming
Left my succs with my mom during military training. She actually thought it was okay to give them back to me like this. I don’t even know which plant it is.4yr ⋅ _artbabe95 ⋅ r/succshaming
Out of control Aloe about to take over my bathroom. Not sure if I'm impressed or afraid.3yr ⋅ fish_throwa ⋅ r/succshaming
Bf & daughter say my kalanchoe is ugly and doesn’t belong in the house. She’s trying her best :(1yr ⋅ acover4422 ⋅ r/succshaming
This succ my friend gave me- She was so etiolated that I made her a palm tree and put a little beach towel under her (sorry for terrible image, it's night and my phone is mad at me3yr ⋅ succgal ⋅ r/succshaming
I like my kleinia stapeliiformis, but I feel like I would get stoned if I post it in r/succulents..1yr ⋅ Schmutzi_Katze ⋅ r/succshaming
Buddha's temple is off on his own journey so I've given him a support rock1yr ⋅ penderyn-shots ⋅ r/succshaming
The only plant I've managed to keep alive for more than a year and he does this????3yr ⋅ Bitchface_bartender ⋅ r/succshaming
I came back to this monstrosity in my office after working from home for 6 months3yr ⋅ creditcardfeeq ⋅ r/succshaming
One tiny little leaf and you decide you’re old enough to grow a flower bud??? Instead of a new leaf??2yr ⋅ DefineSugar ⋅ r/succshaming
This cutie was a present from my mother in law. I think our relationship is going great!3yr ⋅ WalrusSpecialist420 ⋅ r/succshaming
What’s the end game here? But for real - should I have a stick tied to this tall guy or something?1yr ⋅ meauxho ⋅ r/succshaming
I was advised to share this little hemorrhoid on this page, he lives in the desert and gets tons of light but still stretched out.3yr ⋅ Fluffy_Touch_8617 ⋅ r/succshaming
In a south facing window, with a grow light on him every day, and he still gets like this.3yr ⋅ xaxes2 ⋅ r/succshaming
Where are you going? Stop touching your neighbor! And what’s with those random roots in your middle?!3yr ⋅ Fruit_Kitten ⋅ r/succshaming
I know it happens to everyone at some point, trying to be supportive in this difficult time!3yr ⋅ likeacyansunday ⋅ r/succshaming
Talk to your succs about birth control before they decide to do this3yr ⋅ Tricky-Imagination-6 ⋅ r/succshaming
Update on my 5 months old prop with insane roots and no head: it rotted 🤡3yr ⋅ scipty ⋅ r/succshaming
Little fella decided he wanted to be an octopus. It's ok though, I totally respect that.3yr ⋅ totallynothellokitty ⋅ r/succshaming
I let my succulent have my office all to herself for 14 months and she's all I need water, where's my water blah blah.3yr ⋅ mshelbym ⋅ r/succshaming
I water this bitch weekly, keep my room at 55% humidity, got a grow light, rotate it around the grow light, and instead of replacing leaves lost during repotting Gregory has decided that roots is the best play1yr ⋅ MINNESOTAKARMATRAIN_ ⋅ r/succshaming
you threw out two babies last summer, turned dark purple from too much sun, spent some time dying in the garden, needed a month of water therapy, still haven’t turned green again, and you’re making BABIES ?!??? girl focus on yourself3yr ⋅ limegreenmonkeybean ⋅ r/succshaming
Oh, you start growing after I yank you out of a pot and toss you in a bush because I think you're dead? Oh. Okay4yr ⋅ Amygdalam ⋅ r/succshaming
