MRW a vegan tells me they don't use Vaseline because it's derived from dead dinosaursJul 2014 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I have two months left but people are already asking me ANY DAY NOW HUH?Dec 2015 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/BabyBumps
First pump of my first day back to work! I had a lot of trouble with my last baby, so this is a HUGE relief and I wanted to share.May 2016 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/breastfeeding
MRW my father in law announces at the dinner table Morgan Freeman is such a good actor that I forget he's blackSep 2014 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW when my ultra Catholic, republican, climate-denying FIL refuses to even listen to the Pope's stance on climate change because the Pope is a democratDec 2016 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My secret Santa got me this thing I didn't know existed and I might have squealed when I opened itDec 2018 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/goldenknights
MRW I'm doing laundry and randomly grab exactly as many hangers I need to hang up all the shirtsMay 2016 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Saw in r/pics: Zooey Deschanel rendered unrecognizable without bangs But I think it's actually her makeup! Crazy difference.Jun 2013 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction ⋅ #r/pics:
Received these from my 90yo grandmother, the biggest patriot I know. Who wants to trade?Aug 2014 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/MURICA ⋅ #90
How I feel as an IT person when taking a help desk call from someone asking a long, stupid, drawn out question.Sep 2012 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/gifs
This urologist's business card looks like a ticket stub for some reasonMay 2017 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I was Googling something pregnancy-related and this came up. I have no idea what is going on.Feb 2016 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/BabyBumps
My kid will do pretty much anything to avoid sleeping in her room.Dec 2012 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/Parenting
MRW after weeks of making my boss' requested changes to a design, he asks me to revert back to my original idea.Jan 2015 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/reactiongifs
One day they'll be fighting all the time, but for now I'll enjoy sweet moments like thisJan 2014 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/Mommit
MRW I deal with another sleepless night of false labor, get an hour of terrible sleep, but wake up still pregnant and have to go to workFeb 2016 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/BabyBumps
MRW I'm in a meeting and realize no one in our internet marketing department knows the difference between upload and downloadApr 2015 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Made lots of cupcakes for my kid's second birthday party - choc chip cookie, orange creamsicle, honey-vanilla strawberry, nutella, and caramel apple.Oct 2012 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/Baking
My 2 year old recently learned what nipples are.Jan 2013 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu ⋅ #2
So this picture was just posted by the Romney campaign on Facebook. I guess no one noticed the giant BS in the background.Oct 2012 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/2012Elections
For the first time ever, I didn't kick myself after caving in and taking a test :)Jan 2013 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/TryingForABaby
Pumpkin spice cupcakes with vanilla bean buttercream. Link to recipe in comments!Nov 2012 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/Baking
I heard once you eat a giant banana you have a hard time eating average-sized bananas.Aug 2012 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/pics
I finally got my first troll email regarding the thing I wrote about the 2012 election. How did I handle it?Sep 2012 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/obama ⋅ #2012
Preview from my maternity photo shoot... isn't pregnancy magical?Aug 2013 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/BabyBumps
When I'm introduced to the new guy who was hired instead of promoting me.Apr 2013 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My daughter watches me do my makeup everyday. I guess I need to rethink my technique before this gets out of hand...Apr 2013 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
[POSSIBLE TRIGGER] I love this short chapter from Peggy Vincent's book, Baby Catcher, which details her pre-teen son's explanation of what happens after a lossJan 2016 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/BabyBumps ⋅ #POSSIBLE-TRIGGER
Our nerdy gamer announcement! (more in comments)Aug 2015 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/BabyBumps ⋅ #more-in-comments
When I wake up in the middle of the night to pee for the third time.Aug 2013 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/BabyBumps
Baked a bunch of cupcakes for a friend's baby shower this weekend. They were a hit!Dec 2012 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/Baking
When people keep texting me day after day asking if anything is happeningSep 2013 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/BabyBumps
First attempt at rainbow cupcakes. More difficult than anticipated.Aug 2012 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/Baking
Making some progress on baby's room. That ceiling fan isn't completely terrifying... right?Jul 2013 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/BabyBumps
So, I guess my hubs noticed but didn't want to say anything. Luckily, we have a boisterous toddler to take care of that. It's only going to get worse, folks.Jan 2013 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/BabyBumps
I felt this shirt was appropriate for my morning jog/walk/torture session.Apr 2013 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/BabyBumps
Since we're on the topic of being self conscious about our changing bodies, let me remind you that you CAN get back to your pre-pregnancy self. Here's my dramatic b&a from my first pregnancy. (more info in comments)Jan 2013 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/BabyBumps ⋅ #more-info-in-comments
So... U/S tech guessed 75% chance boy at only 12 weeks. Isn't that a bit early?Mar 2013 ⋅ djfacemachine ⋅ r/BabyBumps ⋅ #75 #12
