Got this in a fortune cookie today. Considering how 2020 has gone so far, I assume it means I'm heading to prison.3yr ⋅ curationist ⋅ r/funny
When I leave, the boys glance my way. When my wife leaves, they do this.3yr ⋅ curationist ⋅ r/Dachshund
The higher-ups keep short-staffing my local post office lately. Here’s how the postmaster dealt with it today.3yr ⋅ curationist ⋅ r/funny
The mailman delivered all these today—to my neighbor. He brought them over to me when he got off work tonight.4yr ⋅ curationist ⋅ r/playingcards
It’s surprising how many people don’t ‘get’ why i chose this license plate4yr ⋅ curationist ⋅ r/fordfusion
Been taking care of a sweet old lady for a few months now—her son texted me this.4yr ⋅ curationist ⋅ r/facepalm