I recently gave Billy the catchphrase capiche? Today he was waiting outside my house to surprise me for my birthday, but it sounded more like he was carrying out a hit.4yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
Happy Mother's Day to Mrs. Bucket, who slaves away at the laundry every day so she can support a family of six, including that ungrateful, good-for-nothing Grandpa Joe. She must have the patience of a saint to put up with all his bullshit.2yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
The face of a man who just realized the guy taking up his leg space for the last 20 years is full of shit2yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
Grandpa Joe referencing drugs and alcohol in front of his impressionable grandson3yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
At one point, Grandma Josephine says If only [Charlie's] father were alive. Grandpa Joe then IMMEDIATELY changes the subject. Did Joe murder Charlie's father?2yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
A child very likely just died by falling into a furnace, and this bastard immediately makes a joke about it. Absolutely disgusting.2yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
None of the cardboard furniture is that complex, but I find it funny that the recipe for the cardboard chair is literally just a box with one of the flaps up4yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
Everyone reacts to Wonka's disturbing boat ride with abject terror. And then there's that sick bastard Joe, who can't get enough of it.2yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
Grandpa Joe is such a self-centered prick that he forced Charlie's mom to include him in the Cheer Up Charlie song2yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
Grandpa Joe demonstrating his favorite moves he saw at the strip club last night2yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
So I've been wondering, does Hades style his facial hair based on his symbol, or did he design his symbol based on his facial hair?3yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/HadesTheGame
I was flipping through my niece's book of bible stories and I noticed that Joseph was dressed very similarly to a certain hero4yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/dragonquest
When everyone's posting their updated collection but your copy hasn't arrived yet so you have to improvise3yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/bravelydefault
Yesterday I spotted Benedict sharing an intimate moment with Flora. Today I caught the two-timing jerk at Celia's place.4yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
I just want to point out that Brother is Rikku's older brother, so Cid named him Brother before he actually became a brother3yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/finalfantasyx
Too bad the door's locked, but at least nobody's tried to go through the very large window, to open this clearly visible chest, in a city that's highly populated, in an area where many criminals are said to live4yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/dragonquest
I'm embarking on a quest to throw Grandpa Joe into the fires of Mount Doom. Who will join my fellowship?8mo ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
The children who went through Wonka's factory tour recently gave a tell-all interview about their experience. The following information was revealed about Grandpa Joe. Truly sickening.3yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/grandpajoehate
I caught an oarfish on one of my first days playing and sold it before I found out how rare it was. Now, almost a year and many casts later, he's mine again!8yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/AnimalCrossing
I can't tell if the guy in front of me is a podiatrist or just likes to advertise his fetishes.4yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/funny
Should you get chemicals in your eyes, be sure to spray water directly onto your forehead and into your mouth. This will keep you cool and hydrated as you go blind.7yr ⋅ CrimsonPig ⋅ r/funny