SS bolts on his neck. Stood in his way and sarcastically said, “That’s a classy tat on your neck!” He asked, “What?! Plastic neck?!” I repeated, with “you fuckin Nazi!” Fearful, he turned and hurried the other way. No place for Nazis. Not even Walmart. Give em hell where you find em!6mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Someone dumped enough garbage last night in our store dumpster to overfill it. It was nearly empty Monday night. No pickup til Friday, and they were just out of range of setting off the Ring camera. Time to start digging for mail.1yr ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
I hid half a joint here before leaving work for the weekend. Returning this week, we have a new parking lot.1yr ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
The screen in the background as the Niblonians explain Fry’s genetic disfunction due to being his own grandfather.1yr ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/futurama
I’m terrible at guessing both distance and weight, but even I know there’s no fucking way that thing weighs under three-hungee!9mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/AntiTrumpAlliance
Think America’s hell? Well, you’re right at the border, so get the fuck outta here!3mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/conservativeterrorism
Probably an underrated joke that Yanos correctly guesses that Fry has a time button.6mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/futurama
Relative to a graphical timeline of Human civilization, we are right about here:8mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/futurama
“🎶 She’s a wavin proud around the world from Dallas to Fort Worth...🎵”8mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/futurama
Anyone else feel like time has slowed since the announcement? New episodes, Summer 252525!1yr ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/futurama
Kid Rock doing a Charlie Daniels cover. “This ain’t no rag, it’s a flag, and we don’t wear it on our heads!”10mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
It’s Xmas 1991, I just opened this, and the first thing I hear is, “Now, there’s no TV in bed!”7mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/90s
If they’re wanting a standoff with federal forces, and this is their rally point, they’re basically hiding behind children. This is absolutely a deliberate strategy, and they’re cowards.3mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/conservativeterrorism
Looking forward to the secession of Florida and Texas, and getting back to a tidy, 48-star flag.9mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Any love out there for Bone Tomahawk? I don’t run into many who have even heard of it. One of my fav Kurt Russell roles, and a slow-burning horror, with a jaw dropping ending you can’t unsee.11mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/moviecritic
Meanwhile, Brazil yanks Bolsanero’s passport and arrests his henchmen for his Trump-inspired coup, while we debate for years about Trump’s obvious attempt to derail our election 😒3mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/AntiTrumpAlliance
MadBalls! Loved the smell and feel of the foam rubber these things were made of. I had the eyeball, and the mummy.10mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/80s
I heard you beat the shit out of each other last night with baseball bats.1yr ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/trailerparkboys
Speckles, a female Pekin. She identifies as a male by sporting a drake feather! It comes back every molt. It’s a little off to the side 😂🤷♂️1yr ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/duck
This guy fuckin walks. I’ve never been so certain of anything in my life.11mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/lebowski
Daughter called my wife’s phone, and I was missing the days when you could just pick up the other phone.11mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/nostalgia
I’m sure this, and the resulting increase in beef prices, will all be Biden’s fault soon. Just a matter of time.2mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/conservativeterrorism
In my mind every time I hear motorcycles accelerating away in the distance.11mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/lebowski
I avoided this one at the time, because of the cast (love them all now.) A buddy finally forced it upon me one day, and I loved it! Tense and fun! What did YOU think..?8mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/moviecritic
Where was Bishop during the marine mission to the atmospheric processor?1yr ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/LV426
Pre-Parker Bros. Ouija board we scored at a flea market. With no price tag, the guy was quick to part with it for a mere $2! Now, it hangs in our living room.6mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/GhostAdventures
Happy Alien Day! And goddamnit, that’s not all! Because it’ll be Christmas before we know it, then all of this, this bullshit that you think is so important- you can just kiss all of that goodbye!1yr ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/LV426
Another excellent Coen Bros. flick. Possibly my favorite. Come to think of it, are there ANY bad ones..?6mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/moviecritic
A coloring book with the Narcissus shuttlecraft on the cover. Found in one of the engineering workshops.1yr ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/alienisolation
The ‘ol Stun-Baton-Face-First-Into-Flare combo. Works every time.1yr ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/alienisolation
Didn’t even realize this existed, until my wife mentioned she wanted to see it. So glad I didn’t miss it!10mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/moviecritic
Considering the time machine was located in New New York the entire time, I’m not sure how the Professor was able to get a shot at him, but Hitler was saying, “Betrachten Sie meinen Schnurrbart!” Translated- Look at my mustache!1yr ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/futurama
As a grammar nazi, I’ve always been slightly bothered by Zak’s use of the word “unexplainable,” vs “inexplicable,” and I just looked up the difference. Negligible, but absolutely applicable. This would probably be a good post for MildlyInteresting, but the GAC sub seems more appropriate.1yr ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/GhostAdventures
Titles that just weren’t as good as the novels they’re based on?9mo ⋅ Creative_Light_1954 ⋅ r/moviecritic