Rolling around in bits of rubber made from ground up tires. What could go wrong?

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In the Star Trek reboot, they made Sulu gay, because the old actor was gay. This was an outrage, not because the new actor is not actually gay, but because the new actor is not actually Japanese.

Aug 2025 ⋅

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Poor multimillionaires

Dec 2025 ⋅

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Samples for Costco shoppers suffering diarrhea

Nov 2025 ⋅

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It's a smaller package on the same shelf.

Dec 2025 ⋅

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The orangest president is accidentally the greenest president.

Jul 27 ⋅

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Hurry up and wait

Apr 2 ⋅

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Get ready for a super secret MAGA conspiracy

Oct 2025 ⋅

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People complaining about spending $80 at the pump

Apr 10 ⋅

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AOC sounds fired up to do it

Jun 2025 ⋅

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Or you get news clips where people just talk about the raw video.

Feb 7 ⋅

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It'll be the ultimate VIP list

Nov 2025 ⋅

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He could collect social security for another 15 years.

Mar 2025 ⋅

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Eight sweet hours of mourning time

Dec 2024 ⋅

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The portrait of Dr. Benoist Troost hangs at Nelson-Atkins. Visitors are warned to avoid all the artwork to the east of it.

Jul 12 ⋅

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The sixth impeachment resolution from the old green dem.

Jun 2025 ⋅

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Bad luck Congressman Ro Khanna

Feb 9 ⋅

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The front row of seats in the movie theater needs extreme recliners just like a First Class airline seat. Then moviegoers might actually want to sit there.

Dec 2025 ⋅

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It comes in the mail every year. It looks very official. Turbotax never asks for it.

Apr 2025 ⋅

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Stay focused.

Aug 2025 ⋅

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Some things are so offensive.

Mar 29 ⋅

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I heard they're killing one and leaving the other. Was it a coinflip?

May 30 ⋅

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Everybody mourn.

Jul 14 ⋅

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Will probably watch it at home next year on a computer monitor.

Aug 8 ⋅

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Strollers for grade school children.

Jan 27 ⋅

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It's time for a change of strategy

Jun 27 ⋅

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Scumbag Congressman dies right before crucial vote on major tax plan

May 2025 ⋅

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It's literally cooler

Jun 29 ⋅

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A person can make good money from political drama.

Sep 2025 ⋅

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It was never a funny joke anyway.

Mar 5 ⋅

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Is it because of the snap crackle pop?

Oct 2024 ⋅

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Gucci handbags might cost Americans $4,000 instead of $2,000 because of tariffs.

Apr 2025 ⋅

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It's a clown campaign

Oct 2024 ⋅

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The first shot fired in the trade war.

Nov 2024 ⋅

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They do it on purpose and wait just until you finish raking.

Nov 2025 ⋅

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Is it left edgy or is it right edgy?

Jul 2025 ⋅

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Anything is good in moderation

Nov 2025 ⋅

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At least it's comforting to know they'll flee when it gets rebranded as copilot.

Apr 5 ⋅

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Aren't they always touched up nowadays?

Mar 2024 ⋅

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Candy makers today.

Jan 2025 ⋅

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Everyone wants more land

Dec 2024 ⋅

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I love scoring political points.

Sep 2025 ⋅

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When you have to oversell it.

Apr 6 ⋅

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It will be a hard life lesson for everyone left holding the bag.

Sep 2025 ⋅

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Poor west coast member of Congress

Nov 2025 ⋅

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Kirkland usually beats Members Mark, but not this time

Sep 2024 ⋅

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Common ground distrust in government

Jan 2025 ⋅

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How will it turn out this time

Feb 2025 ⋅

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It's become a vicious cycle.

Aug 2025 ⋅

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There are so many of them

Oct 2024 ⋅

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People usually hold the mic in front of their chest, not in front of their mouth

Jun 2024 ⋅

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Whoever disagrees with my opinions must be a bot.

Jul 2024 ⋅

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It's anti-shrinkflation. Pay 20% more to get 40% less.

Mar 2025 ⋅

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By the time it landed, my stash had grown by two packs of Biscoff

Aug 2024 ⋅

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They accepted lots of posts when Carter's health was declining

May 2025 ⋅

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