When guys ask for a pic of my vajayjay and my dog is using my lap for a pillow4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/funny
He actually thought this was so acceptable that he could safely post the video1yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
No matter how dark things get for us, my Broodmare Sisters, we can still be thankful we're not Ben Shapiro's wife or mom.2yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Come celebrate Rank 1000 with me? I'm going to ding 1000 in my moonshine shack this weekend and many of my friends aren't playing much these days. If you want to help fill my shack up and party with me, post your PLAYSTATION ID.3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
So, if you want a baby, just stealth the condom off or cut a hole in it. Threaten to go to the police if she tries to murder your baby. #mensrights2yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The salon I get my hair done at just started advertising hydrajelly facials and I'm just not mature enough for this...5yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/funny
I'm still not mature enough not to post this sign I found on the other side of town, yesterday.2yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/funny
Sometimes I just can't get back to town right away with these new wilderness bounties. Why can't I just cut off their heads and pin them to the side of my horse like a bunny rabbit?3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
I would definitely run his biometrics through every database for unsolved crimes2yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
When guys ask for a pic of my vajayjay and my dog is using my lap for a pillow4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I invented something I call Anti-Griefing. I kill people and when they complain, I send compliments and a picture of my dog. It is RIDICULOUSLY effective.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/gaming
Let us cash in unused or unusable tickets for like a gold bar. 90% of these tickets are useless unless you just picked up the game.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
If you grab one every deal, you really never have to worry about it. Added another year with this offer4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/PlayStationPlus
What in the actual hell, Rockstar? I'm wearing the same damn boots in the advertisement! My outfit doesn't support this item? I'm getting sick of being your beta-tester for all your Updates. Either hire people to test this stuff before you release it or pay me.3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
That $40,720 moment when I knew I had to throw some money at Jean. At the bulk price, this is $465.32 USD in gold bars. Find your moment and thank the man even if all you can afford is a nickel--lots of little donations add up.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Despite the update's flaws, I've been having fun with delivering justice for those slaughtered innocent townsfolk.3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
That $40,720 moment when I knew I had to throw some money at Jean. At the bulk price, this is $465.32 USD in gold bars. Find your moment and thank the man even if all you can afford is a nickel--lots of little donations add up.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadCollector
Bring the Newspaper boy back so we can read the Newswire in the game.3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Ya'll got unused coupons expiring on the 30th. And some of you need to put in some work for the gold bars needed for next week's 100 rank Outlaw Pass. Let's not have 40 new threads next week about how you weren't prepared. :)3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Me, a Prestigious Bounty Hunter, when I see newbies murdering the town.3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
The face of every guy that called me an ugly bitch when I rejected him on OKCupid. Thankfully, these girls are alive and well.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This snow has been brutal, horrible, unforgiving, blinding, and downright annoying. I love it. Kudos to R* for going above and beyond a few cosmetic flurries in a safe zone. Other game devs, please take note.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Change Appearance is half off this week if you have something you hate about your face.3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Well THAT'S new... After almost an hour of trying to load into the game. Did I miss a Newswire?4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Can someone please explain to me what the Bro Code is? I've gotten to the point where I'm too embarrassed to ask anyone in person. I just saw it used in a context that makes me question my original assumption (see meme); so, now I don't know WTF to think.3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Should we be worried that we might be about to lose our Top Scientist during a pandemic? Hopefully, Biden keeps her on board.3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Goodmorning my fellow broodmares! Anyone fulfill their purpose and get pregnant last night? This domestic infant supply isn't going to replenish itself!2yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I told this guy I felt UNSAFE after he vaguely bragged about possibly committing a crime. He said I was slandering him by saying I felt unsafe. Then, he said he suspected me of being a minor. THEN, he sent me a connection request... Needless to say, I feel unsafe. Also, I'm an adult.2yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My First Toyota. 2020 Prius Prime Limited. And the nicest car I've ever owned.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/Toyota
This isn't going to go well for me, but I know SOMEONE will giggle and that's what matters2yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/memes
The new [Fast Travel] from the Wilderness Camp has an insane loophole for discounting your travel. Fast Traveling to camp from your wilderness camp always costs $1 no matter where it is on the map. Moving your camp only costs $2. So... you can get anywhere on the map for just $3.3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Zodiac Killer on commercial flight refuses to abide by CDC guidelines and wear a mask4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/trashy
My First Prius and the nicest car I ever bought. The 2020 Prius Prime LIMITED. I'm so in love with this car.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/prius
The sad thing is, the conservatives will show up to vote for their rapist. Apathetic progressives will stay home or vote 3rd party. *sigh* Four more years of Trump.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My western themed home gym. Just finished bolting it in. Six shooter plates, wagon wheels. This an R-3 Rogue Power Rack with a custom Ohio Power Bar if anyone sees something they like.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/homegym
Quickdraw Pass Release Dates (Mark Your Calendar): July 13. August 10. September 7. October 5. Just in case your playtime is limited, keep in mind you will only have 4 weeks for each Quickdraw Pass. (New Quickdraw Pass Newswire update gives away dates.)3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
The Halloween Pass will soon be upon us (unfortunately it won't be Undead Nightmare, but hey, it's something). Rather than complain about the gold that will undoubtedly be involved, be sure to farm those dailies now so the mods don't have to make a megathread for those who procrastinated.3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
This sweet, deaf king of mine enjoying his first filet mignon on his first birthday.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/aww
PSA: Some outfits come with hidden rings that you can wear with other outfits after purchase.5yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Before you think of duping or cheating with transactions, you should know that EVERY transaction is logged. I asked for details that I was credited the $400 and 10 gold bars and the amount of information they had was quite detailed. This is just a tidbit of what they shared with me. DON'T CHEAT!3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
I noticed my [Player Bounty] was quite new to the game, so I messaged him to explain what happened. And he apologized 😂😂 #wholesomebounty3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Bravo to R* giving out over 200 gold bars just for playing the game the 3 weeks before the update. I honestly don't think they are getting enough credit for this.5yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
I invented something I call Anti-Griefing. I kill people and when they complain, I send compliments and a picture of my dog. It is RIDICULOUSLY effective.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Newer players always message me about the [leopard appaloosa] because few people run around with it and they think it's cool looking. And then I send this and tell them he's named after my dog and they freak (in a good way) 🥰5yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Offer Available Through March March 31st, 2020. REMINDER: You have a lot of BENEFITS Coupons expiring very soon! Use them if you've been meaning to!4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Has RDO on PSN gotten more toxic? This guy saw my black character and just went maximum racist in PSN messages. I didn't even reply, I just reported it and Sony took care of it.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
CONFIRMED with R* Support. [SCREENSHOT] The High Level Character Glitch is very real and a fix is being worked on. My game isn't UNPLAYABLE like some, but I do have the story mission portion of the glitch and inquired about it with R* support while I was discussing an unrelated issue3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
My Local Spa just posted some new pictures of their facials. The slut in me is curious to try it, but I know at 29, I'm still too immature.5yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/funny
Rank 1000 metamorphosis into Rockstar's clowniest clown in all of Clowntopia (YT link to full video in comments)3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
All these bounties that are about to be hanged are going too hard. I'd like some cowards, begging for their lives, maybe even blackmailing me to take them somewhere where I'll lose some honor and might get ambushed.5yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
He didn't even do the dance. Was running in his new boots from the getgo. So proud of him.5yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/dalmatians
Any ladies plan on buying this $100 commemorative coin from the white house gift shop?4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Deaf Dalmatian Tethering. He laid on my foot to sleep so he knows if I move. He usually tethers with his head, right paw, or right shoulder.5yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/aww
Anyone Else hunt TF out of these [Quail]? A group of them is worth almost $20. Must've killed about a thousand by now. I stop everything I'm doing for these little birds--even Trader deliveries.3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Time to sell those 30 Wolf Hearts you've been hoarding all year. New year, new stack of 30. Thems the rules.3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
The snow is definitely interfering with Moose, skunks, and a few others. Now that it sometimes stops snowing, the moose will start spawning again and I was able to get over 20 to spawn in under a half hour as usual. If you've been having trouble, just wait for a gap in the snowfall to farm.3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Goodmorning my fellow broodmares! Anyone fulfill their purpose and get pregnant last night? This domestic infant supply isn't going to replenish itself!2yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/memes
At 233 Hours, 47 minutes, and 36 seconds, I finally achieved Platinum! Even if you're as bad as me, all it takes is persistence! Don't give up!5yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/Sekiro
Funny Story. I misunderstood my friend when she said her gynecologist asked if she was the daughter of another patient (which she was). I thought she asked during the exam and it was because her VJ looked familiar. But the exchange took place in the lobby. For a moment, I was insanely impressed.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/funny
This Registered Sex Offender Santa needs captions. Don't disappoint me Reddit.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/funny
Friendly Reminder. Tonics, Alcohol, Tobacco, Horse stuff, etc all still discounted. Stock up before Tuesday.5yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Some of you have voiced concerns for the younglings coming in who will have a difficult time making [Gold]. Sorry not sorry, but I have a different opinion on the matter. Early adopters who stuck it out deserve a reward.3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Found this Creepy Gem scrawled on a wall in Titan when the lights flickered...7yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/destiny2
I'm half AFK near the road and this guy shoots at me. I managed to survive and kill him and then destroy the caravan he was solo escorting. He responds with this psychotic mess calling me a griefer. How do you get to level 50 and not understand mission rivalries? AND HE SHOT FIRST! *flips table*5yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
So... what's the nickname of the NextGen going to be? Because I'm having a hard time accepting that it's not going to be called SexBox. Especially after X Bone.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/gaming
I know Barefoot Brigade will disagree, but if you want a nice pair of boots instead of bare feet with the Hemiston top, try the Kennewick bottoms.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Apparently, I'm enough of a shopaholic for Amazon to throw this suggestion at me. Sure thing, Bezos. I'm about that life. Money Printer go Brrrrrr.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/funny
My new Red Dead inspired Home Gym complete with six-shooter plates and wagon wheels. (The custom quote is Yoda, tho)4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
WTF did I do this to myself?? Why is there no easy way to sell these as sets? What kind of sadistic company does this to their players? This is going to take f***ing forever to sell.3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
One for me. One to give away. I just don't know how I to do it yet... LOL I'm not like a streamer or anything. I just want to randomly make someone lose their mind. xD4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/FinalFantasy
Aggression detection really needs adjusting. This person ran at me with a lasso. Died. Pressed Charges. Kept on coming. He died. A lot. I had to go to camp just to put an end to it. Of course, I'm not worried about the $3.50 or the high hostility. But abusing Press Charges needs a fix.4yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
TRYING to play RDO, but... I think someone knows he's getting neutered tomorrow.5yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
MS Paint Challenge: Show me other stupid versions of this stupid analogy :D1yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/memes
Who else loves waking up, ready to start a fresh new map? :D Let the adventure begin!3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Updated Rank 1000 Progress Tracker and Timetable for those taking on the journey (or are just curious). Playstation has a really cool group with a couple dozen 1000s, so if you've made it and want a group, just ask :)3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Hula Hoop gunbelts fixed maybe?! This image of a female RDO character in Dutch's outfit implies a much needed fix coming our way :)3yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/RedDeadOnline
Date a Gamer Guy... (Or girl, because I'm a gamer girl and I'm doing the same damn thing)5yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/gaming
As someone who played RDR1 and never saw anything like this, I'm surprised RDR2 is this pervasive into POP CULTURE. This is the TOP THREAD in a Guardian article posted in r/news.5yr ⋅ calcobrena ⋅ r/gaming