You've done stuff with your life! You made me Mommy. | Any dumbass can have dumbass kids. | Mama no!5yr ⋅ BTJ540 ⋅ r/americandad
Snot, you're Jewish, you'll be in charge of the money. Steve, you'll be in charge of watching Snot, because I don't trust Jews.5yr ⋅ BTJ540 ⋅ r/americandad
Oh my god! This woman is repeatedly head butting this man in the stomach! | Yes Steve, that's exactly what's happening here.5yr ⋅ BTJ540 ⋅ r/americandad
Uh, dad, who is this guy again? He keeps stealing our peas and accusing us of parsimony...4yr ⋅ BTJ540 ⋅ r/americandad
Is that a bag of live rats? Is that a t-shirt cannon? Are you gonna shoot live rats into the crowd with a t-shirt cannon?5yr ⋅ BTJ540 ⋅ r/americandad