HBO 🔁 HBO Max

May 2025 ⋅ ⋅

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We gettin’ robbed in broad daylight

Dec 2021 ⋅

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Boss talkin’ bout “where you at?”

Jul 2022 ⋅

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Go ahead and take them free peanuts on your way out

Nov 2022 ⋅

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The era when unprecedented events became commonplace...

Jul 2024 ⋅

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They’ve been on heavy rotation for 20+ years

Oct 2022 ⋅

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This is a cordial threat, my guy

Jan 2025 ⋅

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I just wanted to watch cartoons and eat cereal in peace 😩

Aug 2022 ⋅

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The new Mayor of Baltimore, Brandon Scott

Dec 2020 ⋅

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And there’s always that one “hidden” gift behind the tree they pull out at the end

Dec 2022 ⋅

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These robots got a lot of nerve 😂

Mar 2021 ⋅

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Nah, y’all ain’t notice nothin’ 🤫🤐

Mar 2023 ⋅

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Doing all I can to hold back these tears 😩

Apr 2023 ⋅

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Hope yo mama passed the test

Mar 2021 ⋅

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With a talk show tour to promote the special 😂

Mar 2023 ⋅

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Let me just snooze real quick 😴

Mar 2023 ⋅

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Once you sit, it’s a wrap.

Jun 2022 ⋅

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Can’t Tell Me Nothing

Jan 2022 ⋅

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Nah, I’d rather wear that shit everyday like a cartoon character

Oct 2022 ⋅

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“Wow, you speak so well.”

Mar 2022 ⋅

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The blizzard episodes were always the best

Dec 2022 ⋅

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donuts and chill

Jan 2017 ⋅

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“Boy, didn’t I tell yo ass to slow down?!”

Jan 2023 ⋅

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Everything good with you? Bet. Can I hold $20?

May 2022 ⋅

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Return to Sender

Aug 2022 ⋅

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And now I’m worried about not stressing over my anxiety 😩

Sep 2022 ⋅

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Had the whole class vibin’ with Windows Media Player

Jan 2022 ⋅

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Would you like that Well-Done or Medium-Whale?

Mar 2021 ⋅

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Accordion to who?

Jul 2022 ⋅

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Selling 2 tickets. Standing Room Only, Last Row, Obstructed View: only $7,500...each

Sep 2022 ⋅

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Throw this pack of gum on there

May 2022 ⋅

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Y’all got joint custody now

Oct 2022 ⋅

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Aisle 5, next to the apartments

Mar 2021 ⋅

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Delete it all, Joe 🙌🏽

Dec 2020 ⋅

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Which dark shade will I wear today 🤔

Jun 2022 ⋅

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connor sewer: an expert judge in matters of taste

Jun 2022 ⋅

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...And I say HEY! (HEY!)

Jan 2023 ⋅

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And these gas prices ain’t helping me come out the house either

Jun 2022 ⋅

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CDC: Since y’all don’t know how to act

Dec 2021 ⋅

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Thanks for coming to my TEDTok

Mar 2022 ⋅

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And the thief ridin’ comfy in my heated seats

Feb 2022 ⋅

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Adult nap time hit different 😴 🛌

Jun 2022 ⋅

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Don’t play with my direct deposit

Jun 2022 ⋅

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You shouldn’t have to wait at all

Apr 2022 ⋅

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Stacks on stacks on stacks

Jun 2022 ⋅

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Whole time she waitin’ for Round 2

Sep 2022 ⋅

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If I wanted to see the cashier, I would’ve paid inside in the first place. Bye 👋🏽

May 2021 ⋅

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He was in that one movie...

Jun 2021 ⋅

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“it’s just me against the world”

May 2022 ⋅

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You’ve reached the maximum number of attempts. Your account is now locked! 🔒

Oct 2021 ⋅

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And Facebook is the DMV of social media apps

Sep 2022 ⋅

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When you went to Barber School and minored in Optometry

Mar 2022 ⋅

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Hope these hands don’t get declined 🤲🏾

Apr 2021 ⋅

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This one’s close. Both had bangers. Who y’all got in this Verzuz?

Jun 2021 ⋅

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These must be the “Rollback Ankles” edition

Jun 2022 ⋅

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And got the nerve to tell us to pay them student loans back. Bye 👋🏽

Sep 2021 ⋅

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And livin’ they best life

Aug 2021 ⋅

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COVID’s 4th release in less than 2 years 😬

Jul 2021 ⋅

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It reads just as it sounds 😂

Jun 2021 ⋅

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A moment of silence for all the machines we’ve lost 🙏🏽

Jun 2021 ⋅

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Damn, did I forget to hit the “send” button?

Feb 2021 ⋅

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Michelle gettin’ it in 💪🏽 🏆

Dec 2020 ⋅

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Waitin’ on that stimmy like...

Jan 2021 ⋅

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Photo was taken mere seconds before disaster struck

Jun 2022 ⋅

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It’s been a long year

Dec 2020 ⋅

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