Peppa Pig producer: I need you to draw Guinea pigs. You’ve seen Guinea pigs, right? Peppa Pig animator: oh yeah totally, I know all about Guinea pigs11mo ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/DanielTigerConspiracy
Not my picture but this is my childhood mall, the Columbia Mall in Buckhorn, PA4yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/deadmalls
You’re trying to sell TruVision on a yard sale page in rural Pennsylvania. Your post has 1 like. You are not getting lots of messages, Deborah from Tennessee.5yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/antiMLM
My Panera bagel order said sliced in half; I received this monstrosity7yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/MaliciousCompliance
My kids will be excited to know that their mom is the best horse dad4yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/TargetedShirts
Instead of turning around for treats, Hank becomes a bat (with bonus toofers)5yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
A former Hollister, at the Susquehanna Valley Mall in Selinsgrove, PA. Not the deadest, but way deader than in my childhood.4yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/deadmalls
My TJ’s mascot is on corona vacation but his name is Quilliam the hedgehog4yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/traderjoes
Chocolate Sea Salt Butterscotch Caramels are DELISH. But, what on earth is the “serving suggestion” lol3yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/traderjoes
Woman’s husband has ALS; she’s been with YL for less than 2 weeks and clearly is being fully taken advantage of :(6yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/antiMLM
I knew right away from the master craftsmanship that I was look at Lularoe5yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/LuLaNo
I almost impulse bought him because he was the only one, but then realized it would really be for me and not my kids3yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/bluey
The makers of my kid’s night light: “moons and stars are fine but how do we make sure they know it’s for BOYS”4yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/pointlesslygendered
Less of an atrocity than the other donuts but these are still just stupid3mo ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/sheetz
Not as melty as I’d hoped but still so good. Stuffing bread from Aldi, mayo, mild cheddar, turkey, cranberry sauce.4yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/melts
Please kind human, can you spare a cheesy poof for this poor babushka hound6yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/babushkadogs
The latest addition to my locally-procured series, “Amelia for sale, worn once”5yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/LuLaNo
The nasty Worthington sign guy has toned it down a bit, but, my dude, I have some news for you...5yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/pittsburgh
Of the four organs I play regularly at my church gig, this old girl is my favorite3yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/organ
The latest installment in the “Aldi really does have everything” saga6yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/beyondthebump
Aye, avast! Are you interested in a once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity, matey?6yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/antiMLM
Thought y’all might enjoy this baby carrier for sale ad as much as I did6yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/beyondthebump
“Don’t you try to make this political!” So close to, yet so far from, self-awareness5yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Did you know people got attacked for saying merry Christmas while Obama was president? Thanks grandma5yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Celebrating Christmas at my parents’ house with an exciting round of “How much pyramid scheme crap can I find”6yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/antiMLM
No matter how you take the picture, part of it will always be backwards7yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
Got our second pup 4 days before finding out I was pregnant, he adores her and I love our snack time snuggles.6yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/breastfeeding
The most quintessentially pregnant lady Wal-Mart trip I've had in a while7yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/BabyBumps
So close to, but still so far from self-awareness. Also, still better blending than Younique!6yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/antiMLM
Is 60 seconds to set up the portable gazebo a bold-faced lie or is my husband a total fucking moron? Help me, r/Aldi, you’re my only hope5yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/aldi
I got you, grandma. One happened, one did not. Clear enough?6yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Shared without a hint of irony or self-awareness. The bottom left killed me.6yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Do you want to die of shingles? Because this is how you die of shingles5yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/nonessentialoils
When Facebook Marketplace sees that you looked at it, but not that you looked at it to report it as spam6yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/antiMLM
Remember how crazy these seemed back in the day? We were such sweet summer children.4yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/dci
The scariest story this Halloween: “Imagine buying 270 tubes of Lipsense”6yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/antiMLM
This zip code input on a survey (it made you enter your age and weight the same way)8yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
A new horror from Beachbody graces my inbox. $130 a month for kid shakes?!6yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/antiMLM
To be fair, most of the Halloween looks in this hashtag look like the handiwork of a 9- and 5-year old with younique products7yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/Youniqueamua
When regular dairy makes you feel gunky, but you don’t feel like playing roulette with a nut allergy that doesn’t include almond milk yet6yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/Allergies
Found this at work, anyone know how old it might be? It sharpens and writes pretty smoothly.6yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/pencils
The faces of two hounds who were promised a trip to the park then got snowed in7yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/Hounds
I’ve been looking at all your majestic succulents all week so I had to buy this little guy. Now what?6yr ⋅ BflatPenguin ⋅ r/succulents