Strike three, Marge! I remember that meeting and I have a photographic memory...1yr ⋅ Auras-Aflame ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“I was a very depressed child.” What lines hit too close to home for you?1yr ⋅ Auras-Aflame ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Powerful Weak! What Minor Lines Have Stuck With You Over The Years?10mo ⋅ Auras-Aflame ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now I Spend My Days Drinking Cheap Scotch and Watching Comedy Central!2yr ⋅ Auras-Aflame ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I've got an idea, Mr. Simpson--why don't you get something to eat from our food truck?3mo ⋅ Auras-Aflame ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Do you think maybe my power plant killed those ducks?” “...there’s no ‘maybe’ about it, sir.”1yr ⋅ Auras-Aflame ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm so sick of me hair! Do you think I should get it cut like Princess Di? Ooh, do you think that'd make me cheeks look too fat? That reminds me of the craziest thing me Grammy Moon used to say!8mo ⋅ Auras-Aflame ⋅ r/Frasier
“You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return?! Oh, Fat Tony...”1yr ⋅ Auras-Aflame ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“By the time I had gotten to the phone my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kahoutek. I got back at him though. Him and that little boy of his...”1yr ⋅ Auras-Aflame ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ah, guten tag! Would you care for a bite of my Vengelerstrasse bar?2yr ⋅ Auras-Aflame ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha when I've got Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me from Entertainment Weekly with their DEAD EYES!?2yr ⋅ Auras-Aflame ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Another attention seeking obsessed culture warrior disconnected.1yr ⋅ Auras-Aflame ⋅ r/LinkedInLunatics
Response from Knead Pizza in Harrisburg, PA, USA. The Situation is Worse Than We Thought. Read and Take Action!1yr ⋅ Auras-Aflame ⋅ r/antiwork
“The intellectual reading material juxtaposed with the sporty and frugal watch bespoke of my immense yet relatable erudition”3yr ⋅ Auras-Aflame ⋅ r/WatchesCirclejerk
Bret Hart with Mortal Kombat's Scorpion. How 90s Can One Pic Get?1yr ⋅ Auras-Aflame ⋅ r/SquaredCircle