A friend gave me these, I’ve been using a top flight beginner’s set, pretty excited to try em out

Nov 2022 ⋅ ⋅

I think this is my 11th Nats hat

Dec 2019 ⋅

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Name that base

May 2020 ⋅

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This has probably only happened once in history

Jan 2016 ⋅

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MFW I reflect on what porn I've been watching after I'm done...

Jun 2013 ⋅

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Me and a friend decided to have a beard-off before he went to basic training.

Nov 2012 ⋅

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MRW my friend is telling a story and omits certain details to make themselves look better

Oct 2015 ⋅

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I see your ant face and maggot face, and raise you a Flea face

Aug 2012 ⋅

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What being a Jaguars and UCF football fan has been like

Oct 2015 ⋅

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people when i tell them i deleted my facebook

Jan 2012 ⋅

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Pinky toe caught the corner again...

Nov 2012 ⋅

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[Spotted] this is some lucky guy's daily driver. See it parked here everyday. Beautiful.

May 2012 ⋅

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When I hold it in far too long and finally sit on my own throne.

Nov 2012 ⋅

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When a news anchor tells me 'warning: what I'm about to witness is extremely graphic and disturbing' after years exploring the deepest and darkest recesses of the internet.

Mar 2012 ⋅

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At the bar I work at someone decided to relinquish their fandom. We held their hat in case they changed their mind.

Jun 2016 ⋅

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MFW I see my dogs face when I'm about to leave for work.

Jun 2013 ⋅

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Thanks to Generation Kill...I can never take Eric Nenniger seriously in any other role.

Nov 2013 ⋅

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forever alone keg stand

Dec 2011 ⋅

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I've been rewatching some older episodes today and it occurred to me that Hank may have already met Heisenberg when they were all going shot-for-shot by the pool. S2E10 - 'Over'

Sep 2013 ⋅

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When someone agrees with me, then I realize they're being sarcastic.

Oct 2012 ⋅

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If you really want to rebel against your parents... Henry Rollins [1920-1200]

Aug 2012 ⋅

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He would've made a much more impressive Thor.

Oct 2012 ⋅

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no deployment is complete without...

Sep 2011 ⋅

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I frequently sit on the toilet so long my feet fall asleep, thanks to my reddit ap.

Jul 2012 ⋅

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When someone starts preaching about ATGATT

Oct 2012 ⋅

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my beards a month and a half old

Feb 2012 ⋅

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MFW passing a 5-guys on a diet.

Jul 2013 ⋅

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One of my favorite photos that I've taken. My old Sgt at a lejeune training op

Nov 2011 ⋅

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One of the best kept secret sleepers - Mercury Marauder [1024x768]

May 2013 ⋅

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When I glanced over one of my finals study guide

Dec 2011 ⋅

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that's right, a Bison burger with a Bison burned onto it.

Nov 2012 ⋅

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MFW someone posts a levelheaded, unbiased, insightful and articulate comment.

Sep 2012 ⋅

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when a gif takes longer than 1 second to load

Nov 2011 ⋅

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whether he dyes it or not cannot be confirmed, but he is my beardspiration: Brian Wilson

Feb 2012 ⋅

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when someone starts the 'beginning engine size' conversation

Mar 2012 ⋅

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Summoning the powers of r/cars to identify this 'ol sled.

Sep 2012 ⋅

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cleanest toilet in Orlando

Sep 2012 ⋅

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One of my favorite quotes

Oct 2012 ⋅

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This must be what Taco Bell does when it gets in my stomach.

Oct 2012 ⋅

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what a dud RPG to the thigh looks like...

Jul 2012 ⋅

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IDAP of a skull. first piece using ink. let me know what you think.

Nov 2011 ⋅

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Not mine, but I would give anything to have this beast.

Aug 2012 ⋅

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Good day for I ride in Florida yesterday

Mar 2012 ⋅

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Now if I could just convince the wife...

Dec 2011 ⋅

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probably the best thing about FL

Dec 2011 ⋅

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MFW I saw the Total Recall preview

Aug 2012 ⋅

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When someone tells me they've never seen Dumb and Dumber

Jan 2013 ⋅

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MFW someone told me they don't like The Godfather

Nov 2012 ⋅

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when a schmuck wants to copy my notes because they didn't take any...

Feb 2012 ⋅

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When I'm shitfaced and my friend orders more shots

Aug 2012 ⋅

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