I love my neighborhood 😂

May 9 ⋅ ⋅

Working from home requires multitasking between my job and my Wally

Feb 2023 ⋅

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I’m a dummy and bought a short tent 😬

Apr 1 ⋅

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This is Wallace. I adopted him last week and I love him very much.

Feb 2020 ⋅

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We found each other in a giant crowd and it was destiny

Jul 2018 ⋅

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Arleen is no joke

Jun 2017 ⋅

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My rescue pit/husky, Archie!

Mar 2022 ⋅

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This is Daisy the day I adopted her from the shelter! She was the tiniest one there with the loudest voice.

Apr 2017 ⋅

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Cut a stalk recently and this is now growing. A root or a new stalk?

Mar 2022 ⋅

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This is Vinny. Sometimes he wears ankle weights.

Jan 2015 ⋅

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Was worried about the beag acclimating to the new house, but it looks like he’s doing okay :)

Apr 2019 ⋅

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Came here to post this amazing quilt my mom is making! Daisy never misses a photo op...

Jul 2018 ⋅

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My second ever grow- does it look promising?

Mar 2021 ⋅

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Don’t mind me, just gonna hold my head up with my feet

Oct 2018 ⋅

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This is the very first time my cat sat on a lap. We're still in shock.

Apr 2017 ⋅

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I look like Pam from the episode of the Office where her and Phyllis get their makeup done before a sales call. Immediately washed it off at the hotel. 🙄

Aug 2019 ⋅

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When mom got stuck in traffic after work and I got impatient. She still loves me though.

Jun 2019 ⋅

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Well thanks for trying, UPS

Dec 2017 ⋅

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Just wanted to show off the growth of my Pilea!

Mar 2019 ⋅

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Had the honor of swimming next to the earth’s largest fish last week- what a beautiful and gentle creature

Jan 2019 ⋅

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Bursting with blooms! I couldn’t pass her up

Feb 2019 ⋅

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I love that TLC showcases the dog bowls at every opportunity. Who's hungry?!

Mar 2019 ⋅

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Hates the water, but loves the snow

Mar 2019 ⋅

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I can't stop looking at this thing

Feb 2018 ⋅

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Farrah's cringey Biography on her Amazon book's page.

Jun 2018 ⋅

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PMS Starter Pack feat. Elphaba’s Bliss 🤤

Jan 2020 ⋅

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This king is very neckbeardy

Jun 2017 ⋅

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Holiday cooking is impossible every year. Guess we’re having cat loaf this Christmas.

Dec 2018 ⋅

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Toby's guilty face.

Sep 2017 ⋅

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My first hat! For a toddler

Feb 2018 ⋅

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Our outside cat, Jellybean, will be 19 this year. Still lookin cute as ever

Aug 2016 ⋅

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I found an unintelligible Facebook post from Jennifer to Jeffree Star and my head hurts

Apr 2019 ⋅

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Please help ID my favorite pen! no markings, medium tip

Apr 2017 ⋅

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My very first grow! Is she ready to snip? Thanks so much I’m advance.

Sep 2020 ⋅

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Granny 0 to 100

Nov 2017 ⋅

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Just bein a sexy ass model

Oct 2014 ⋅

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My favorite picture of my little burrito pup

Sep 2017 ⋅

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Work succs!

Nov 2017 ⋅

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My shingles: if they didn't hurt so much I'd have the urge to pop them like bubble wrap

Aug 2014 ⋅

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After a year and a lot of patience, my phal is finally growing a spike! Any tips on how to gently stake it up?

Oct 2017 ⋅

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All the orgasms you can handel

Jul 2014 ⋅

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Toby just being a burrito

Oct 2016 ⋅

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Interesting.

Dec 2014 ⋅

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We're fostering a cat in the spare room and Daisy is NOT happy about it.

May 2017 ⋅

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DON'T ANYBODY WORK HERE?!

Aug 2014 ⋅

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Thought this was pretty cool- came across God bless the American farmer when I was searching Google Earth

Aug 2016 ⋅

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Trashin' around

Dec 2014 ⋅

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My cousin just got a hedgehog and the cat is overwhelmed with emotion.

Nov 2015 ⋅

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Peeing at work and suddenly...

Jan 2016 ⋅

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