Accidentally bought food for working dogs. I won't let it go to waste so she'll have to get a job. Any suggestions what she might be good at?1yr ⋅ AlbertSemple ⋅ r/goldenretrievers
Remember school libraries? Children could borrow, read and return books for free?1yr ⋅ AlbertSemple ⋅ r/Anticonsumption
Lion Rampant is basically Stupid Sexy Flanders. Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!1yr ⋅ AlbertSemple ⋅ r/Scotland
I made a cool guide for anyone concerned about other people's entitlement to use bathroom specific facilities2yr ⋅ AlbertSemple ⋅ r/lgbt
I trained my AI how to win any argument on the internet using Twitter debate as the input material. Here is the formula it came up with1yr ⋅ AlbertSemple ⋅ r/GreenAndPleasant
You may take my teabags, but you will never take my f... Oh, you're taking that too.1yr ⋅ AlbertSemple ⋅ r/Scotland
Sad news about Henry Hoover today - looks like he's had a stroke. Get well soon, Henry! A true national treasure.1yr ⋅ AlbertSemple ⋅ r/CasualUK
I've hopefully lived here long enough to get away with this awful pun now6mo ⋅ AlbertSemple ⋅ r/Wales
Maybe HTML6 will provide a fix for this, but in the meantime I've had to put this warning on ALL pages of my websites because of SOME selfish visitors1yr ⋅ AlbertSemple ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Here's how we should go about protecting the sacred spaces we go to do a jobbie1yr ⋅ AlbertSemple ⋅ r/Scotland
Updated infographic on cost of changing monarch with pictures and citations!1yr ⋅ AlbertSemple ⋅ r/GreenAndPleasant