Someone told me that Zelda is a women. Is that why he has vagina bones?10mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
A man on the subway called me a cocksucker. Did he have telepathy or was he clairvoyant?10mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/shittyaskscience
Don’t you fucking dare improve a Nintendo game. Shigeru does not make mistakes.1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Nintendo sent me a Cease and Desist because I modified my switch for maximum pleasure1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
I’m worried Tears of the Kingdom will be “woke” and I won’t be able to play it1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
ToTK fans were afraid they might have sex so they figured out a solution1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
How do you know if you are playing ToTK or Breath of the Wild? I keep playing the wrong one!1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Nintendo is feeding me so many games I’m going to be Thicc as Mariophant11mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
I’ve been stuck inside Breath of the Wild VR for 2 years. Has anything happened since I’ve been gone?1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Ok, seriously. ITS OFFICIAL Nintendo’s president announces a new console but when will it release?11mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
How many of these GameCubes do I have to fuse together to make a Switch Pro?11mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
My dog ate my Joy-Con and is now drifting in circles. Can Nintendo Help!?1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
My friend’s baby looks like Thom Yorke. How can I force it to write depressing songs?11mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/radioheadcirclejerk
Unjerk for a second remember when I fucked Nintendo’s cardboard for sale?1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Why do some elephants have a trunk near their hind legs? Can someone explain this shit?11mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/shittyaskscience
You better fucking pay your monthly “protection fee” or Nintendo’s gangsters won’t sell you games1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Remember when Nintendo backed out of the Sony PlayStation deal? Everything is ok now!1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Why is Zelda’s mouth always open? What am I supposed to think about when I see that deep hole?1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
If humans are social creatures then why doesn’t anyone want to talk to me?11mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/shittyaskscience
All these films are going to have sex scenes but which will be the hottest?1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Nintendo is the only company that cares about the disabled. So accessible!1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
A light on my Joy-con turned out to be a portal into the head of Shigeru Miyamoto! Is this ethical to use?11mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Look whatI just found at Target. OMG Im such a bigger fanboy than all of you!1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Do I play Nintendo because I am horny or am I horny because I play Nintendo?9mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
I’m going to eat one and have sex with the other but I need help deciding.1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Nintendo Switch is the first console I’ve ever slept with. Gaystation could never quite please me.10mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
OMG they just discovered another “hidden feature” in Pokemon Scarlet. It’s now a roguelike.1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Every time you play Pokemon Scarlet you are using the most powerful chipset known to man the imagination.1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Last night there was a Goomba in a trench coat at my door. Nintendo is after me!1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Why do people get so uncomfortable when I complain about black Switch owners? I mean it’s just color!9mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
I finally found a Nintendo Switch big enough to cover my massive cock. My wife is dead.10mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
OMG! We haven’t been paying full price to Nintendo. Daddy’s been so good to me!1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Luigi plays a pregnant man in the Mario movie. Nintendo is so innovative!1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Why is Zelda so abusive to women? Can’t he just leave the princess alone?11mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
I always wished Mario was black on the outside and that his creamy inside was in my mouth. Dreams come true!11mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
I bet you can’t guess how many Friends Per Second I make wearing this.1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
I caught this guy banging my sister last night. Does anyone know who he is?1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
My wife said she needed more cream in her coffee so I ejaculated. Why's she suddenly being such a bitch?1mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/caffeine
I rewatched the Mario movie and noticed all the adult jokes that I didn’t understand when I was younger10mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
I sent my joycon for drift repairs and they sent it back with these super cute Mario Stickers!4yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
How many cans of Red Bull do I need to inject to replace all the water in my body?4mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/caffeine
Hi! What do you think about the Inferno Scythe? Is it a viable weapon to build my character around?4yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/theouterworlds
I think I'm addicted to playing my Switch. Its all I can think about even though I only play 5 minutes at a time. Help?8mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Does anyone else dress like a Pokeball before you poke your husband's balls?8mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
I don't really understand the Mario movie. So do they or don't they fuck?5mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Me enjoying The Best Zelda game ever because I couldn’t care less about graphics.1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Seriously, why is Yoshi so fucking gross?! He licks everything and shits aborted babies as weapons!10mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Ever since I got my 3DS I can’t tell if anything is real or just a 3D effect. Am I real?11mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Don’t blame Nintendo for joycon drift. My penis drifts to the left too and my wife says she loves it.1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Why is it so offensive to refer to women as garden tools? Don’t hoes make the earth more fertile?11mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/shittyaskscience
I found a life size Amiibo bent over my uncle’s bed. Is this for the Switch 2!?10mo ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow
Remember the Pokemon episode that caused seizures? That show ran at 30fps.1yr ⋅ Acousmetre78 ⋅ r/tomorrow