What is your favourite curse to cast when someone doesnt pick you up?Jun 14 ⋅ Jarl_of_Uppsala ⋅ r/wizardposting
Most juvenile witches would rather do away with all the splintersJun 25 ⋅ Dangerous_Growth8411 ⋅ r/wizardposting
I’m (21M) an apprentice who turned my friend into water as a joke. WIBTA if I change him back?Jun 29 ⋅ LevelOutlandishness1 ⋅ r/wizardposting ⋅ #M #21M #21
How would you get a small rod (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a dimensional dodecahedron filled with ritual components and mashed reagents?Jun 25 ⋅ irishsausage ⋅ r/wizardposting ⋅ #4 #5
I asked you for new spell suggestions for my game. The top comment said Testicular Torsion... I kept my promise and added it! I'm scared to ask, but any other suggestions fellow wizards?Jun 3 ⋅ SPOOKJUMP ⋅ r/wizardposting
Solomon is so goated that whenever Merlin and Solomon exists in one fictional story, Solomon is always leagues above himJun 15 ⋅ EfficiencySerious200 ⋅ r/wizardposting
Sometimes you bards and druids really get on my nerves, but not this timeJun 24 ⋅ Shotgun_Mosquito ⋅ r/wizardposting
Turned myself into an otter. Not looking for ways to reverse the spell, I’m actually having a great timeJun 6 ⋅ lord_ofthe_memes ⋅ r/wizardposting
What Wizard insults do you use to make your rivals weak at the knees?Jun 20 ⋅ Mathota ⋅ r/wizardposting
Just in case a wicked witch cursed you somehow, be not afraidJun 14 ⋅ enclave_remnant117 ⋅ r/wizardposting
In honor of pride month I have turned this man into a gay frogJun 1 ⋅ The_Squirrel_Wizard ⋅ r/wizardposting
Remember, only arcane geometry protects from air elementals.Jun 6 ⋅ Crafty_Aspect8122 ⋅ r/wizardposting
My apprentice took the house out for a joy ride, and parked it like this. SMHJun 9 ⋅ kxkq ⋅ r/wizardposting
The Academy taught me arcane safety but my new master is just straight up hitting the mana potion!Jun 15 ⋅ Trustable-source ⋅ r/wizardposting
Ain't got a problem with gnomes , but intruders of any caliber are dealt as the shame. Its why you keep a rifle by yourself, a pistol on your hip and a tactical wand in your sleeve.Jun 26 ⋅ BoscoCyRatBear ⋅ r/wizardposting
As my apprentice learned the hard way, never cross anyone with limitless creativity, more cosmic power than they probably should have, and a penchant for body horror.Jun 2 ⋅ Im_A_Dinosaur_Hehe ⋅ r/wizardposting
Knights be bragging 'bout some cuirass as if a simple thunderbolt wont send them back to the ground 🥀Jun 18 ⋅ enclave_remnant117 ⋅ r/wizardposting
Any wizards want to go to Looters with me? I heard they do delicious Sir.Loin of Beef.Jun 3 ⋅ Renati_Iterum ⋅ r/wizardposting
I was told these would help write my codex faster but they dont seem to have any enchantments on them???Jun 4 ⋅ kierantheking ⋅ r/wizardposting
Guys look at what I just rescued; it seems that it may become an moving island or something when it grows upJun 19 ⋅ giugirl ⋅ r/wizardposting
After years and years of building up my position as a teacher of the arcane, I am pleased to announce that I have earned the rights to begin a mages collegeJun 9 ⋅ HootersUnite ⋅ r/wizardposting
The cone-hats don't want you to know this, but this is what peak wizard aura looks likeJun 12 ⋅ Dick_Danalu_Jr ⋅ r/wizardposting
*Giant Boulder* is a great alternative to fireball OR thunderbolt. You will never change my mind.Jun 8 ⋅ Proper-Error7817 ⋅ r/wizardposting
Those druids and their plant based orbs can now bend the reality, help! Are they evolving?Jun 20 ⋅ Staphaur ⋅ r/wizardposting
Academics have fought over the terms used to describe magic users for centuries (wizard, sorcerer, warlock, etc.). What are your thoughts?Jun 26 ⋅ Tumbling_Monkeys ⋅ r/wizardposting
Wizards be talking a lot of shit until you put on the “magic isn’t real you fucking nerd” ring and armor enchantmentJun 17 ⋅ Ferocs ⋅ r/wizardposting
People really underestimate the amount of things you can do when you master The Art of Lifting Shit GoodJun 28 ⋅ HugeObligation8338 ⋅ r/wizardposting
Help, I ate The Chariot card and now I keep getting drawn by horses to places I'd rather not be, what do I do?Jun 14 ⋅ AlisaofallTimes ⋅ r/wizardposting
I bet some of you have never even noticed this mofo in sneaking into the chambers.Jun 12 ⋅ FizzlePopBerryTwist ⋅ r/wizardposting
A pendant I made with a shattered stone. Boosts endurance by 33%.Jun 23 ⋅ Buffyferry ⋅ r/wizardposting ⋅ #33
As a biomancer myself, you don't know what you're missing. Life is good.Jun 9 ⋅ Im_A_Dinosaur_Hehe ⋅ r/wizardposting
What do you guys do, when your companion opens a portal once again?Jun 30 ⋅ Reasonable-Duckling ⋅ r/wizardposting
I asked this sub for spell suggestions, you said to add a cringe spell. So naturally I added a 67 spell that literally kills surrounding players with cringe. What else would you like to see?Jun 5 ⋅ SPOOKJUMP ⋅ r/wizardposting ⋅ #67
Tried to de-summon my familiar but only the legs disappeared. Any advice?Jun 4 ⋅ skippy11112 ⋅ r/wizardposting
Automatons took over my spire! They keep mocking me through dance!Jun 6 ⋅ UnluckyLucas ⋅ r/wizardposting
I HAVE RETURNED! ME AND MY PURRMAZING ARMY WILL CONQUER YOU ALLJun 11 ⋅ Im_A_Random_Swede ⋅ r/wizardposting
Bro really thought making philosophical quotes gonna save him lmaoJun 10 ⋅ Im_yor_boi ⋅ r/wizardposting
Please send help, I cast Gaussian Blur and now I can't read the counter spellJun 16 ⋅ drillgorg ⋅ r/wizardposting
[East vs West] would you rather learn Wizard tricks or Cultivation techniques? East or West, Europe or Asia? Which place would you take your chances?Jun 16 ⋅ EfficiencySerious200 ⋅ r/wizardposting ⋅ #East-vs-West
I hate these fraudulent wizards, none of them have studied a tome in their lives!Jun 27 ⋅ Jarl_of_Uppsala ⋅ r/wizardposting
What Dark Deals have you made in pursuit of access to specialised magical equipment?Jun 28 ⋅ Mathota ⋅ r/wizardposting
This is a test of my emergency transmission spell, if you received this let me know so I can test further. Thank youJun 8 ⋅ HootersUnite ⋅ r/wizardposting
Fellow wizards, I was rage baiting my necromancer friend with some illusion spells earlier today, and now he's outside my tower, and I'm hearing this strange music. Shalt I be concerned?Jun 7 ⋅ Livid_Trust_5098 ⋅ r/wizardposting
Wearing fur is a crime. But a cloak that mimics beasts' fur? That's genius.Jun 9 ⋅ Castor_0il ⋅ r/wizardposting
Years of training and what do they do? They result to barbaric instinct. I'm in shamblesJun 4 ⋅ Shiny_Snom ⋅ r/wizardposting
Caught this FUCKER in my abode! Is he a druidic spy, harbinger, or something!?Jun 5 ⋅ PapaJenkinsReal ⋅ r/wizardposting
This is what I greets me at my tower after a long day of questing.Jun 7 ⋅ Afraid_Cat_3726 ⋅ r/wizardposting
Caught this bastard in the act so I transformed him into a frog, who should I feed him to?Jun 6 ⋅ gamepro2002 ⋅ r/wizardposting
We must petition the Council to ban the use of levitation magic. I can’t afford to keep losing apprentices like this!Jun 4 ⋅ moongrump ⋅ r/wizardposting
Jokes on you I’m a bard so if I ever multi class my patron will 100% BE my girlfriendJun 4 ⋅ Ferocs ⋅ r/wizardposting ⋅ #100
You now attract femboys to you and they might act a little bit like Nikki from obsession.Jun 21 ⋅ curiousmixer ⋅ r/wizardposting
I am moving my apprentice to this newer safer location for the next stage of his training. What do you all think?Jun 10 ⋅ kxkq ⋅ r/wizardposting
MHWAHAHAHAHA I AM THE EVIL GOON OF THE ELIV LORD AND I COME TO BRING EVILJun 9 ⋅ Im_A_Random_Swede ⋅ r/wizardposting
[East vs West] do you prefer Western's depictions of a magician or Eastern's (preferbly anime/japan) depiction?Jun 13 ⋅ EfficiencySerious200 ⋅ r/wizardposting ⋅ #preferbly-anime-japan #preferbly-anime #East-vs-West #japan
Has anyone ever joined the council? Im starting to think they just banish the applicationsJun 12 ⋅ Mathota ⋅ r/wizardposting
I am considering renting this AirBnB during my midsummer summer vacation. Does anyone have some feedback?Jun 12 ⋅ kxkq ⋅ r/wizardposting
When a knight challenge you to a fight, but you have a headache so you just use a instant win spellJun 15 ⋅ Dear_Blacksmith1884 ⋅ r/wizardposting
Between Zatannna and John, who's the better magician/wizard/sorcerer? What's actually their respective field?Jun 15 ⋅ EfficiencySerious200 ⋅ r/wizardposting
