Hope we get change a body build in Orion, I like V but he’s pretty scrawny compared to many npcs3d ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/cyberpunkgame
The only reason people hate eso is because they are afraid of pope cat11mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
How to recover from a hangover after partying with James Potter1yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/disneyvacation
Orcs when their son chooses to live a long happy life as a farmer instead of getting their head caved in by a giant at age 407mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Imagine being the god of 2 hours of the day, like how isn’t she the weakest god1yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Literally stands around and drinks all day complaining about how bad the city guard are like a fat mall cop angry he failed to become a real cop7mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Made Rolff Stone-fists my dead thrall and instead of moaning like a zombie he’s just shouting racist shit1yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Eastern rat snake that has lived in my yard for a good number of years, always worry whenever I see it it’ll be the last time due to it being so old1yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/snakes
I leave for 4 millennia and they meld themselves to a artificial god and now the only other dwemer is a incel11mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
I have a confession to make, I’m actually a daedra rat, I didn’t want you guys to know because I thought you wouldn’t accept me but I just can’t keep this secret anymore6mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Wonder if this guy originally had a bigger role on peragus, he’s got pretty unique design for such a small part of the game just to be a corpse2wk ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/kotor
Me after being sent to cold harbour by necromancer after calling him a “little edgy boy” for wearing a robe with a giant skull on the chest10mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Shot a o’driscoll with a explosive arrow in a camp and the other o’driscolls in the camp didn’t even notice10mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/reddeadredemption
Me after after tricking the skooma addicts in bravil to fight on my behalf1yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
And from that day forward she traveled the lands spreading his holy word and “blessings”5yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/bertstrips
The Empire has replaced general tullius with a new general who is fond of pyro mages1yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
If Arthur Morgan existed in the elder scrolls universe which race would he want to have sex with the most?10mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Finally I have proof, don’t let the imperials (controlled by the gnomes) censor this!!!!1yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
If Tamriel is a medieval Society why don’t they have medieval egg horses2wk ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Did you know Todd Howard’s leather jacket is made from baby seal skins of which he personally skinned alive1yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Found this looking up stuff for rdr2, what are the lore implications of this?10mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
What is the white stuff on top of sweet rolls and why is it so salty?11mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Thalmor have developed a new operation that cures talos worshipers of their delusions9mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Come courier, friend or bastard come, come and look upon the strip and the dam and bring dynamite, I have need of it7mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Argonians are the only race to have actually toilets in all of the games, what are the lore implications of this7mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Why does molag bal have a statue of the vestige about to kick his ass before it happens? Did he secretly want to get dominated? Was the planemeld all a ploy to satiate his fetish?11mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Todd Howard has broken free from his mortal shell and will punish all who have spoken ill of Skyrim1yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Peryite worshipers neglect a horse so they can call it the “steed of the afflicted”1yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
“I have a announcement to make,Eorlund Gray-Mane is a bitch ass smith who couldn’t even forge a quality sword for his bitch ass son to fight with and as a result he’s now in Elenwen’s sex dungeon getting his balls shocked by a Freddy freaker looking mf”9mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
It’s honestly sad to see old high school friends degenerate into conspiracy believing lunatics1yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
When the female maormer pirate walks past you and you smell fermented fish and sweat2yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
After 2 and half years of gathering and selling mud eels in lilmoth I was finally able to purchase some land and build my dream hut by the riverbed, hard work pays off eggbrothers11mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
If Todd Howard can sneak behind camel without him knowing who’s to say he’s not behind you right now3yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
When you’re on a date with. Mephala worshiper and she gives you this look9mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Talks shit about argonian cuisine, serves rotten soup and calls it gourmet9mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
The only true Dragonborn preset (not allowed within 100 ft of the riften orphanage)7mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
When someone compliments you on your knowledge of es lore but you know you’ve wasted your life and abilities3yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
If air atronachs are possible then are fart atronachs possible in theory?11mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Eso has introduced a new crab race, does this make them the new best tasting race?1yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Never forget the time Karl jumped on a dragon and slammed his pickaxe in its skull10mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
We are reaching levels of bootlicking that shouldn’t be possible2yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
Found this strange device inside a dwarven ruin, gonna take it to whiterun to study2yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
When the dunmer you’re murdering starts crying his loved ones names thus adding more victims to your hit list3yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Found the ghost of Tiber septim’s victims, why that savage beast is still loved is beyond me 😞7mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
I can’t be the only one who questioned their sexuality because of Razum-dar8mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
I, the most intelligent nord scholar just solved the most complex math problem known to nords2mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Found this weird khajiit in my trash, anyone know what type of furstock it is?8mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
I wonder if there’s a sub species of argonian that look like normal lizards just like how alfiq look like house cats8mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Sotha Sil’s conscious in the clockwork city moments before being obliterated by thousands of viruses from me downloading khajiit and argonian porn6mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
“Hey guys, I’m back from milking those spider daedra, sorry it took so long....guys?”2yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
What morrowboomers look like when I track them down (I used a real life quest marker) and about to kick their ass1yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Just raided a telvanni tower and made mushroom stew for tamriels poor9mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Attention male nords of Karthwasten, by order Dominion you will give a sample of your semen for testing, we will provide you with vessels to ejaculate into, you have one hour to comply or you will be detained2yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Nords are not happy with Tullius’s replacement, he crucified both Ralof and that kid’s goat in dragonbridge1yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
The nord’s face when he realizes I’m not a anti thalmor rebel who just killed his captors but a genuine psychopathic maniac and he and his family are my next victims8mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Guys help! Sheogorath has kidnapped a bunch of imperial children and is forcing them to perform tasks in a hidden kothringi temple 2wk ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
There’s only one “city” that makes bravil looks like a paradise and it’s the stitches1yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Ironic that the character to cuck the most husbands would be a Breton2yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
An argonian mage demonstrates his magical prowess by casting a levitation spell (Leyawiin,4E)1yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
Found this strange dwarven device that admits a blue glow when opened, it made my hair fall out afterward1yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
A Vvardenfell citizen screams in terror upon discovering Azura’s curse (1E 700)5yr ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
What do people have against this guy? They’re just jealous of his alpha male energy 1mo ⋅ plasticman1997 ⋅ r/TrueSTL
