Who's dumber than a bag of hammers, has a fake military deferment, and two tiny thumbs?Dec 2018 ⋅ screwball2 ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
HAPPY NEW YEAR! We are MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and much faster than anyone thought possible!Jan 2018 ⋅ willflameboy ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
Lesson of the Tillerson story: you can call Trump a “moron” but whatever you do, don’t cross him on Russia.Mar 2018 ⋅ whatsinmypocketses ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
Seen by Fargo ND. I had to slam the brakes to and get a picture of thisDec 2018 ⋅ various336 ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
Mr. President, if you move your truck you can see where you need to rake.Nov 2018 ⋅ screwball2 ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
The world looks down and laughs at tiny Trump (No PS needed)Jun 2018 ⋅ Ritzcrax ⋅ r/TinyTrumps ⋅ #No-PS-needed
We would save Billions of Dollars if the Democrats would give us free Cheetos.Dec 2018 ⋅ p0irier ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
Found this on facebook and couldn't believe that it didn't come from hereJun 2018 ⋅ BeccaGoose ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
“He’s been in there giving his written answers all day. Someone should probably check in on him.”Nov 2018 ⋅ your_isshowing ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
“As far as the report we see, according to everybody I’ve spoken to, I have not read it, there’s absolutely no collusion, which is very important. I think it’s all turning around very nicely.”Dec 2018 ⋅ your_isshowing ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
He Could Shoot Somebody on 5th Avenue and not Lose Any Voters (now with a LEFT hand)Nov 2018 ⋅ janewp ⋅ r/TinyTrumps ⋅ #now-with-a-LEFT-hand #5
Did someone say smock? Doesn't cover getting caught red handedDec 2018 ⋅ JKastnerPhoto ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
Giant TV in the background creates the illusion of a Tiny TrumpMar 2018 ⋅ unknown_human ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
Does this lil Baby Trump doll I made count? Because he's pretty tiny tooAug 2018 ⋅ beckyharrison ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
Did he test the temperature first? Maybe he did, maybe he didn’t.Nov 2018 ⋅ your_isshowing ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
I cancel my great celebratory military parade - the local politicians who run D.C. (poorly) made me.Aug 2018 ⋅ cedarhat ⋅ r/TinyTrumps ⋅ #poorly
I've taken so many naps, ok? To be honest, I don't even know, because it's that many. I've probably taken more naps than anyone. I'm known worldwide for my naps, I can't even begin to tell you how many bottles of milk I drink a day. Probably a million. More than anyone EVERAug 2018 ⋅ Omg-A-turkey-Sammie ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
Found a tiny trump penis in a bag of cheese puffs... stapler for scale and to mirror tiny balls reflection.Jul 2018 ⋅ PoppaUU ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
He’s says he didn’t do it. It very well could have been a rogue cat.Oct 2018 ⋅ your_isshowing ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
RACK THE FOREST FLOOR, CALIFORNIA, LIKE THE KING OF FINLAND TOLD ME THEY DO!Nov 2018 ⋅ whatsinmypocketses ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
“So then he says to me to remember that there were some very fine people on both sides.”Nov 2018 ⋅ your_isshowing ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
They say don’t judge a man by the size of his penis content of his character, but the size of his button... right Donald?Jan 2018 ⋅ Ritzcrax ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
“Crazy Joe Biden is weak, both mentally and physically. He will go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! MELANIA! HELP!”Mar 2018 ⋅ whatsinmypocketses ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
Jeff Sessions should stop this Rigged Witch Hunt right now... I hate Jeff Sessions.Aug 2018 ⋅ cedarhat ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
As the nation mourns, Trump does the hustle at a Studio 54 themed disco party at Mar-a-Lago. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.Feb 2018 ⋅ whatsinmypocketses ⋅ r/TinyTrumps ⋅ #54
“Sir... Rude Jim and the rest of them are here and they want to know when we can expect the investigation into Ivanka’s emails.”Nov 2018 ⋅ your_isshowing ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
I'm the favorite President - it's a witch hunt and Hillary's fault - bawwwwwwwww!Jul 2018 ⋅ janewp ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
He told me once that I was someone to be reckoned with, beautiful and smart just like his daughter.Mar 2018 ⋅ janewp ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
Forest management is so poor because of gross mismanagement & I can’t imagine any President having a better or closer relationship with their VP then (sic) the two of us!Nov 2018 ⋅ janewp ⋅ r/TinyTrumps ⋅ #sic
This is our exclusive ‘See-Through’ Border Wall. As you might expect, it’s going to cost the taxpayers even more than an ordinary steel or concrete wall.Mar 2018 ⋅ whatsinmypocketses ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
Ex-FBI chief James Comey: Donald Trump ran the White House like a Mafia BossApr 2018 ⋅ janewp ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
Nobody could figure out why Donald refused to eat his mushrooms . . . until today.Sep 2018 ⋅ screwball2 ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
I will build a great wall - and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me - and I'll build them very inexpensively.Mar 2018 ⋅ janewp ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
Trump’s joke at the Gridiron Dinner about Melania leaving him just got real.Mar 2018 ⋅ whatsinmypocketses ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
They already knew: A Norwegian cartoon of Trump from December 2016Jan 2018 ⋅ janewp ⋅ r/TinyTrumps ⋅ #2016
With new legal advice, Donny considers less traditional remedy to the Mueller problem.Apr 2018 ⋅ screwball2 ⋅ r/TinyTrumps
