Scrolling through a local police report feed when I come across this Einstein6yr ⋅ Kleorah ⋅ r/Shoplifting
Tonight I grew a pair of brass balls and walked out with this. (Target)7yr ⋅ nerdtopia ⋅ r/Shoplifting
Just a little laugh . “ if I go down im bringing you all with me too”6yr ⋅ ToxicCandi ⋅ r/Shoplifting
Reminder for all of those out there. We are (mostly) good people. (Not my xpost)7yr ⋅ ThatWalmartEmployee ⋅ r/Shoplifting
I know its a shoplifting subreddit, but please dont use the switch the items in the box, and return method, especially not on toys around christmas.6yr ⋅ kodo0820 ⋅ r/Shoplifting
I believe this should be linked to anybody who complains about the posts here.7yr ⋅ Haremjutsu ⋅ r/Shoplifting
I work retail and am an avid lifter. FYI. I know most know this but to any newbies this is what retail usually looks for :)7yr ⋅ lifterrrrrr ⋅ r/Shoplifting
The train station vending machine gave me two lots of Lifesavers. I decided to exploit the universe to see if it would work a second time. The price of free candy.6yr ⋅ Demieire ⋅ r/Shoplifting
I may be an ugly person on the inside, but at least I can be pretty on the outside7yr ⋅ JaneEyretheCyborg ⋅ r/Shoplifting
The only thing I've ever stolen in my life. 10ft long banner from Formula Drift event in Long Beach6yr ⋅ AlwaysChangingMind88 ⋅ r/Shoplifting
Check out my latest haul! Everyone was so impressed I got away with it!7yr ⋅ RainofOranges ⋅ r/Shoplifting
Instead of a security camera, this Walmart parking lot in Puerto Rico has a security guard watch tower.6yr ⋅ Cannabun ⋅ r/Shoplifting
shoutout to safeway for helping me quit smoking by not having any LP (these shits are way too expensive)6yr ⋅ furry_trash_lucario ⋅ r/Shoplifting
Walked out of my local dealership with this Porsche 911 hidden under my coat, LP didn’t even give me a second glance6yr ⋅ Vexal ⋅ r/Shoplifting
Which one of yall's kids are these? Got a couple of budding prodigies on your hands.7yr ⋅ FeralMonkeyKing ⋅ r/Shoplifting
I don't know why you guys lift pokemon and magic cards, they are just pieces of paper7yr ⋅ MokitFall ⋅ r/Shoplifting
I never shoplift but I thought everyone would get a kick out of this lol6yr ⋅ GreatfulDeadHead ⋅ r/Shoplifting
Walmart is getting so desperate that they hired LP Birds to watch us.7yr ⋅ shoplyft3r ⋅ r/Shoplifting
Started the day with a pre-concealed backpack... Things got out of hand..6yr ⋅ Dannyfuckyou ⋅ r/Shoplifting
The ole “put it in the bottom of the cart and check out with an older cashier”6yr ⋅ LenaLikeLions ⋅ r/Shoplifting