Saw this on the bus (Portland, OR). Reminded me of this sub.

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Motivation (x-post from /r/CrappyDesign )

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You think that cardboard will stop me?

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Ol girl was trying to get it in

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My biggest haul

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Thought you guys would like this

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Lifted these two items using the book gang method out of the emergency exit

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Well if you say so

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My method for boosting beer. Never conceal. Just grab and go. Stole two 30 racks in one go for nye

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Nephews Christmas present is almost complete!

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Copics haul

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After a long day of stealing, we stopped for food. This was the message in my partner's fortune cookie.

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The hardest part about stealing this was making up an excuse to tell my mom as to where I got a $300 console, but thanks Walmart . (Stole this in late November but was too paranoid to post it haha)

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Will this be easy?

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Alright, which one of your fuck heads was it.

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A better stash I found back when I worked at a certain retailer

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running a school club is hard work

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Fuck you EA

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I thought I’d leave this here but it’s interesting and shows compassion towards the shoplifter. WalMart is the worst.

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After four whole hours and a whole lot of planning, the strat heist has been completed!

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My first walkout

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Razor Ornata Chroma ($99.99) and Razor Deathadder 2013 ($54.99)

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Nice little haul from zumiez, hit me up if yall want anything.

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Exactly ... mind ya business

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Help how do I remove this type of security tag at Ross???

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Followed them for a bit - not an LP but knew they were lifting. Each of those bags have $500+ from various stores. Friend Goals?

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The things I do to further my education

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Today's haul - Saving to buy a new IPhone

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These little foldable knifes are the perfect little thing for removing packaging... goes straight in your wallet, reasonably sharp and I got mine for 5 dollars shipped on Amazon

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First lift

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Thanks Wally World! Didn’t pay for the groceries either.

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Malls can be fun on Saturdays

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What are these? Cams? Speakers?

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Seems Walmart is getting a tad paranoid about theft.

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Who of you bellends did this?

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Target now sells RFID shield blocker bags/purses. Seems like an easy way to lift without worrying!

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Today's haul 💖 A girl can't have too much designer brands

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Successful lift. (My second time)

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I wonder why?

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Someone beat me to it...Lifted this Estee Lauder product (It was in a security box, too). Get home open the box and this is what was inside. I'm more proud of the lifter who did this than pissed. Lol.

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My first shoplift. I pretended that they forgot to remove the alarm when I 'bought' it. Theu even gave me a 10% off on the next product for the 'inconvenience'!

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Perfect time! 👌🏽

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Perfect security.

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I stole a ps4, xbox, 10 airpods, some beats, a Rolex, and my parent's credit card!

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This 1$ could lead to so much more.....even a felony

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local Walmart thought one was good enough

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BigW and petshop haul!

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Small Walmart haul. Had an old bag and receipt that I went in with and just walked out with the Keyboard. Even smiled and nodded at the self checkout guy.

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Best day ever for the fur ball!

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Inside Tesco hard tag

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Best Buy Haul

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Saw this and had to post it here

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Oooh. Scary!

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Games, figures, and minis. FU Walmart and Walgreens!

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This reminded me of the walk out method

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Lmao

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Top notch security at my local Walmart.

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Haul from target

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First big lift

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$650 ENGAGEMENT RING HAUL

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My haul.

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Ive been shoplifting for a week now, i usually just lift redbool

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Do these stickers actually do anything?

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Rag and Bones bomber jacket - 595.00

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I was about to say “use a god damn s3” until I saw the sub

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So I walk right. Through the door. Walk right through the door. If I get by, it's mine.

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Oh boy!

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Y'all were on snapchat too 😱

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How to get caught shoplifting.

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Thanks Walmart, I'm well aware.

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save money and rack that

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Last post for while might delete account after this haul

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From a MediaMarkt in the Netherlands

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Next time someone try’s to fucking white knight or moralize me.

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Went to wal mart, nabbed some goodies. And yes I’m an annoying girl lifter who only steals make up and clothes. And a speaker.

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Original List of Stores that are Jokes with extremely few nonactive to no LP screencapped before u/CuddleCaper became a complete troll/crybaby

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took this from apple store

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Cart walkout with receipt in hand.

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Just finished watching “The End of the F***ing World” and Alyssa’s Dad gave some relatable advice

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Take them. Someone come fuck this store and take them.

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Should I lift? BEST BUY

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John Varatos shoes.. $325 to work thanks big store

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Tonight’s Haul

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Who here posted this? (r/AskReddit)

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Walkouts are about to change...

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But shoplifting that's fine? Right??

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xpost from r/mildlyinteresting

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This sub.

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Who’s been stealing redbulls from tesco then? (UK)

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Thought you all would enjoy this ad I got in the mail today!

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Visualize the win

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Which one of you fucked up? You can't say we didn't warn you.

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Yesterday lift. Seagate 4TB Backup Plus Portable HDD (129.99$)

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Moving out is expensive, or at least it would be. Saved $40 on this entertainment center from Walmart

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Looking to score some butter. What do I need to get this open?

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veganism can be cheap

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Busted, fuck got off with a slap on the wrist. $180 haul.

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combined loot of several lifts

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Shoplifters don’t shop at stores, they lift from them, this sign is barely a threat...

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Didn't feel like paying 25$ to groom myself

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Thanks for the tip

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This is the haul from the JCpennies w/ the missing attendants. I basically just grabbed two bags and stuffed it full of stuff and then went around to JCpennies and put clothes on top of the sephora bags. I went into the dressing room and it took like 10 minutes to take of the tags. Items in comments

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When r/shoplifting turns into r/tifu

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A sinful number for a sinful subreddit (jk you guys are the best)

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I Shoplifted a few things. Again.

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Who the hell steal laminated menus? This lady. Helped herself to all my dine-in menus while the kiosk was closed.

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Up for a challenge? (sorry if this is old, just saw it n thought of you guys)

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pro lifter spotted at Walmart

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Beast Mode Activated - JBL Pulse 3 x2 - 199.99$ x2

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Stoner haul ~ also got cheetos and Klondike bars but finished them on the way back from the store.

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Thanks Walmart

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I can't believe i got out.

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Meet Lifty, the fish I liberated from Walmart

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It's like... they're happy to be lifted

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I found the holy grail

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r/ShopLifting is in a DailyMail article

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Walmart fights back, one sign at a time

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👋🏼

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$0.00 for these jawns

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I went to buy a bottle at CVS and the security cap fell off in my hand

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