(X-Post from /r/PunchableFaces) I was told I have a punchable face so have at it!9yr ⋅ vinnie_the_chin ⋅ r/RoastMe
44m. 45 soon. Balding. Never earned over 20K. Satanist (fun atheist). Two degrees and defend my PhD next year - but all Arts, so I literally clean toilets for a living. Not ashamed in the least. Suspect it'll be among the only truly useful jobs left soon. Slay my ego with your textual harpoons.3yr ⋅ squidboot ⋅ r/RoastMe
M/22 Return of the Chadmurai, verified. You failed your task, resurrect him properly this time with the roasts!2yr ⋅ arnyman23 ⋅ r/RoastMe
26 year old retail worker. Veteran in the war against Karen's. Roast me so I can feel again!!1yr ⋅ Wag1Doug ⋅ r/RoastMe
30 year old female. Welder. Sassy mouth with typical white girl insecurities. I’m always on here laughing so I figured it’s my turn. Lay it on me.11mo ⋅ FicklePrize4283 ⋅ r/RoastMe
19M 5’6”, part time lifeguard and Robotic Engineering Student - don’t be soft8mo ⋅ Just-Jumz ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m a 6’3 blerd. My wife says that I look like The Rock and Weekend had a baby. She calls me The Hawaiian Vacation. Oh did I mention that I was a college cheerleader.3yr ⋅ smhallguy ⋅ r/RoastMe
Four friends celebrating the end of coronavirus in Sweden. Americans please roast!4yr ⋅ Dreamweaverz ⋅ r/RoastMe
(F20) Kiwi. English major. Former homeschooler. Birthday this weekend. Take me down.3yr ⋅ MissMaccaSunshine ⋅ r/RoastMe
My fiance, Security Officer, Bounty Hunter, Unroastable(?) featuring Ramsay the cat5yr ⋅ hawthornehoots ⋅ r/RoastMe
For the past few months I've been working hard to get into shape both physically and mentally. My confidence is at an all time high. Bring me back down to Earth.2yr ⋅ chickn_nugget7 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Hey I work at the butcher block of your local grocer! Burn me like a bad ribeye steak.6yr ⋅ CaptainE0 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I just shaved my head yesterday and I need your opinions. Fire away!7yr ⋅ motivatedcactus ⋅ r/RoastMe
Hey guys, roast my friend who is captain of the cheerleading team, school president and just accepted a full ride to Harvard!8yr ⋅ kpetkar ⋅ r/RoastMe
18 yr old broke ass bisexual college girl who is unable to offended anymore. try ur best2yr ⋅ funsizemiller ⋅ r/RoastMe
18yo artist, bassist, music lover, health food store employee and virgin loser! have fun!1yr ⋅ noflashlightpt1 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Went to the gym and took my first cooking class today!! I don't think I can be roasted.11mo ⋅ monorailpermit ⋅ r/RoastMe
My name is Pendy: believer in Sasquatch and one time I took down a public masturbater6yr ⋅ keebler_cookies ⋅ r/RoastMe
27M, I have a Masters in Civil Engineering but still unemployed, recently got dumped after 6 years relationship. Reddit, do your worst!2yr ⋅ inkevz ⋅ r/RoastMe
Feeling cute today, need an ego check. Go ahead, if I can take a punch to my face (hence the scar on my lip), I can take a roast!4yr ⋅ Pibbles-n-paint ⋅ r/RoastMe
19 y/o engineering student. Working hard overnight to get a girl friend....10mo ⋅ Teddy_Westside_26 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Do your worst. I scrub shit and blood of toilets all day everyday.10mo ⋅ Legitimate_Jelly2401 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I am a computer scientist with no girlfriend in the past two years, roast me!6yr ⋅ alexmotoc ⋅ r/RoastMe
34 Years old non binary, loves gaming, animals and spicy curry. Give me your worst.2yr ⋅ Harvehh ⋅ r/RoastMe
I’m the wife of the guy about to grill and jump in the pool. Ruin my day too.2yr ⋅ The_Spyre ⋅ r/RoastMe
I've been having a good day so far... Let's see if you can change that.8yr ⋅ Maytheforcebewith ⋅ r/RoastMe
Today is my 27th birthday and I can't take the day off, because other staff members are sick and the boss is on vacation. The life of a social worker. TT_TT5yr ⋅ iamsoulzero ⋅ r/RoastMe
Me (30) single, work in videogames, nerd and this is my first cake day ever!!! So. Please, do your worst fellas.2yr ⋅ RadaVolk ⋅ r/RoastMe
Holo my name is Cristine I'm 29 years old and I like nail polish please roast me thank you bye6yr ⋅ simplynailogical ⋅ r/RoastMe
Half Indian, Half Irish. Escaped from Ireland for adventures but ended up studying in a small German uni town. End me.4mo ⋅ zack_snack ⋅ r/RoastMe
28, no girl, family and friends far away and spending all my days at work. What do you think?1mo ⋅ LooseDistrict9156 ⋅ r/RoastMe
I finished last in Fantasy Football and my punishment is to be ROASTED!2yr ⋅ SundaePhysical7471 ⋅ r/RoastMe
Baby-faced trans man who has just gained a lot of confidence from getting on testosterone. Do your worst5yr ⋅ the-hourglass-man ⋅ r/RoastMe
20M always wanted to give this a go, don’t hold back, the more brutal, the more hilarious1yr ⋅ rforster192 ⋅ r/RoastMe
My girlfriend's best friend thinks she can take it. Please prove her wrong.9yr ⋅ ScrunchJeans ⋅ r/RoastMe
My friend thinks he is unroastable . Living in Peru and English teacher1yr ⋅ Sad-Warthog6089 ⋅ r/RoastMe
20m going into Cyber security. Loves manga, hockey and games. No holding back2yr ⋅ xPathOSx ⋅ r/RoastMe