Found this today. In my own code. The only end reached here is that of my career as a programmer7mo ⋅ the_goodest_doggo ⋅ r/programminghorror
My professor commented this on one of my assignments. Good thing?1yr ⋅ Jackplox ⋅ r/programminghorror
Someone had this brilliant idea. If only there was another way...1yr ⋅ cuentatiraalabasura ⋅ r/programminghorror
I was getting errors and couldn't pinpoint it... Turns out there was a ZERO WIDTH SPACE character that I could not see...1yr ⋅ justingolden21 ⋅ r/programminghorror
I was taking an interview and asked the candidate to print first 20 prime numbers. Here's what he did.11mo ⋅ charank_95 ⋅ r/programminghorror
This is one of the source files at work. Each pixel is one character.1yr ⋅ MasochistCoder ⋅ r/programminghorror
A close coworker passed away from cancer recently and I've been promoted to fill his place. This is the website I've inherited.2yr ⋅ AaylaBlyat ⋅ r/programminghorror
My company is planning to block StackOverflow and OMG is shit getting real1yr ⋅ unSentAuron ⋅ r/programminghorror
I dont know if this counts as programming horror but i coded enchantment table language translator in enchantment table language1yr ⋅ memesarecryforhelp ⋅ r/programminghorror
I once turned down an applicant over this and he told me I'm the problem because my standards are too high..!!2wk ⋅ j4hangir ⋅ r/programminghorror
Previous colleague thought it is a good idea to reboot the whole system in case of error8mo ⋅ markand67 ⋅ r/programminghorror
Was wondering why this engineer was always pushing as 'changes'1yr ⋅ ProfCrumpets ⋅ r/programminghorror
Ever wondered how many arguments is too many arguments? Code I once found in a job from a few years ago10mo ⋅ bakewellcake ⋅ r/programminghorror
For the guy with 3740 vulnerabilities, here's the project that's just been handed over to my team1yr ⋅ BitcoinBishop ⋅ r/programminghorror
Developer doesn't even run the program once because they're not tester xd1yr ⋅ hanmango_kiwi ⋅ r/programminghorror
The question was to assign 7 to a variable named seven. I have failed as a teacher.2yr ⋅ mighty3xodus ⋅ r/programminghorror
Happens only in India. My professor teaching me cpp programming on Microsoft word2yr ⋅ viru023 ⋅ r/programminghorror
Pretty proud of this function I wrote the other day. You'll never guess what it does.1yr ⋅ thespeedofweed ⋅ r/programminghorror
I dont know if this counts as programming horror but i coded enchantment table language translator in enchantment table language5mo ⋅ PercyLawson145 ⋅ r/programminghorror
One simple coding trick C programmers DO NOT want you to know!1yr ⋅ Wittyname_McDingus ⋅ r/programminghorror
Half of our outsourced codebase be like ... Never outsource your code, other companies dont care about the maintenance you are gonna have to do when it's no longer their code to maintain1yr ⋅ general656 ⋅ r/programminghorror
Firestone's web site has an unresolved merge conflict on their store services page...1yr ⋅ Vallvaka ⋅ r/programminghorror
Texas Department of Safety website uses a dropdown menu for zip codes2yr ⋅ BurnerPornAccount69 ⋅ r/programminghorror
A C++ header file that doubles as a UML diagram describing itself2yr ⋅ BalintCsala ⋅ r/programminghorror
I was just looking at the documentation for scipy.integrate. WHO PICKED THESE METHOD NAMES?1yr ⋅ ComicBookFanatic97 ⋅ r/programminghorror
This is what 20 years of experience in software development looks like, apparently.1yr ⋅ cynferdd ⋅ r/programminghorror
My companies Stripe integration for thousands of users broke today because Javascript4mo ⋅ autiii43 ⋅ r/programminghorror
From an intro to programming course, submitted by a CS student9mo ⋅ frantakiller ⋅ r/programminghorror
Pure evil. I was wondering how the author avoided getting overflow errors 'til I saw this.1yr ⋅ h85t7yh9 ⋅ r/programminghorror
It only just occurred to me that this might be a bad name for a variable1yr ⋅ Lightfire228 ⋅ r/programminghorror
My teammate added a new package without updating package-lock, failing the pipeline. Here's how he fixed it.9mo ⋅ frex4 ⋅ r/programminghorror
Pressing Enter while typing anything in Visual Studio is a minefield these days5mo ⋅ virgo911 ⋅ r/programminghorror
Anonymous hacked Tomks (Russia) local authority website and published Zelenskiy's speech5mo ⋅ leaf500 ⋅ r/programminghorror
So uhh... Our senior dev is having some issues transitioning to git8mo ⋅ lordflashmeow ⋅ r/programminghorror
Why make good code when you can make a 1551-character one-liner?1yr ⋅ Pandapip1 ⋅ r/programminghorror
Some poor soul submitted a 3678 character regex solution to validate an IP address???1yr ⋅ oofpoof3372 ⋅ r/programminghorror
Some did not like my previous platform detection because it was destructive. I improved it.3mo ⋅ xxmalik ⋅ r/programminghorror
You have heard of right aligned code, get ready for center aligned code!4mo ⋅ QueenOfHatred ⋅ r/programminghorror
Wondered why the B&Q website was logging `true` to the console on every page1yr ⋅ theevildjinn ⋅ r/programminghorror
My sister wants me to check if her computational biology assignment is good to go. How do I tell her...2mo ⋅ AgeOfShinobi ⋅ r/programminghorror
The code in itself is fine, but imagine having to write it using *this* font1yr ⋅ Victorino__ ⋅ r/programminghorror
This is what is being taught in India (no wonder fiascos like the British ones happen)1yr ⋅ Charlie_Kilo24 ⋅ r/programminghorror
My group of WhatsApp just asked if this programming language could be used in our project.1yr ⋅ Virial23 ⋅ r/programminghorror
This API response cost me 20 minute to debug. ( NaN Km )1yr ⋅ WrongdoerSufficient ⋅ r/programminghorror
