Decided to try my hand at a multi-table query in sqlite, It is quite possibly the ugliest code I've written all semester1mo ⋅ wubsytheman ⋅ r/programminghorror
As a group project for college, our team is taking over from another group's battleship project. Instead of doing the sensible thing and making a place function that's general purpose, it's 700+ lines of if/else statements manually accounting for every space.2yr ⋅ Deekester ⋅ r/programminghorror
When your client says My new site supports multilanguage, then you open the code:4yr ⋅ ito_hotto_doggu ⋅ r/programminghorror
Another gem at work, from the same very stable genius who wrote the 11,000 line file read-in2yr ⋅ cosmicroamingoctopus ⋅ r/programminghorror
What, they couldn't find an uglier way to do config-dependent switches in Cmake?1yr ⋅ Chrisuan ⋅ r/programminghorror
Found this in Mongoose 2.7 docs. Is writing trailing commas at the beginning of the line really a thing?3yr ⋅ a2biR ⋅ r/programminghorror
After I told someone in my class he should use less magic numbers.4yr ⋅ aslokaa ⋅ r/programminghorror
They told me JS sorts by string representation. Now my brain is broken.3yr ⋅ Steel_Neuron ⋅ r/programminghorror
I was having problems with fetching a specific departments user accounts from our customers old database. Then I found out the reason. :)2yr ⋅ Gangstankka ⋅ r/programminghorror
Callback hell from ages ago when coding my first ever discord bot7mo ⋅ Peacerekam ⋅ r/programminghorror
When your code still doesn't want to work, but it can't find any more errors to complain5yr ⋅ PeronTheDuck ⋅ r/programminghorror
Scientists have recently discovered a new carcinogen: my teacher's indentation2yr ⋅ Rainbow-Dev ⋅ r/programminghorror
MrRebates forgot password just sends you the current password in clear text 🤦♂️2yr ⋅ baselganglia ⋅ r/programminghorror
A buddy of mine was working on a serious OpenCV/ML project that involves classifying fruits and determining whether they’re safe to eat. We decided to try out some edge cases...11mo ⋅ Ashendragee82 ⋅ r/programminghorror
A select box with three options requires exactly three if/else statements3yr ⋅ unixholder ⋅ r/programminghorror
A match inside a match inside a match, at least its better than ifs3yr ⋅ surrounded_by_robots ⋅ r/programminghorror
Checking if a number is in a range by checking if it’s in an array2yr ⋅ DarthEggo1 ⋅ r/programminghorror
Does this count? I just didn't find any library that fits my need5mo ⋅ elfennani ⋅ r/programminghorror
Came across this monstrosity when browsing for some code examples1mo ⋅ 41MB0T_01 ⋅ r/programminghorror
So I was reviewing code done by some very low-cost outsource company and found this jewel4yr ⋅ kUdtiHaEX ⋅ r/programminghorror
I wondered if Wayfair had wallpaper samples and came across this beauty3yr ⋅ whitesciencelady ⋅ r/programminghorror
Every method in this API is like this. 28 parameters for this one.4yr ⋅ fievelm ⋅ r/programminghorror
Function I wrote a long time ago to shorten large numbers like 1000 to 1k5mo ⋅ muffinshades ⋅ r/programminghorror
Throwback to my first translation manager, that I programmed when I was 137mo ⋅ brentspine ⋅ r/programminghorror
nobody mentioned this method of indentation, but to be fair I shouldn't be allowed near a computer1yr ⋅ FGUYEXE ⋅ r/programminghorror
Swift vs Swift UI for loops: not even the curly brace is the same3yr ⋅ SeesawMundane5422 ⋅ r/programminghorror
The most spaghetti code I've ever seen in a project from when I was 16 😭4mo ⋅ Matty_B97 ⋅ r/programminghorror
I was just looking at the documentation for scipy.integrate. WHO PICKED THESE METHOD NAMES?1yr ⋅ EarthHogerrr ⋅ r/programminghorror
you guys hated that i used a goto in my last post, so i rewrote it again, is this better?5mo ⋅ nimrag_is_coming ⋅ r/programminghorror
I feel like this should be in every model, class and function just to be sure.1yr ⋅ livingdub ⋅ r/programminghorror
Received a submission adjacent to this pseudocode in a PR yesterday from the guy we hired with a Comp. Sci. Master's Degree. FML.2yr ⋅ Haimeh ⋅ r/programminghorror
I found this on my very old disk. It creates file with only one character 'f' and that's how I did it...4yr ⋅ ittybe ⋅ r/programminghorror
I've been working on this rails app for a few years and every time I open this folder I cry.1yr ⋅ SpicyTamata ⋅ r/programminghorror
Worst part, they transform it to string to save the array. Crashes the program once the array gets too large.2yr ⋅ territrades ⋅ r/programminghorror
I found this on a Brazilian ticketing website (it's in Portuguese, data is date, hora is hour)2mo ⋅ lan181 ⋅ r/programminghorror
‘We specialise in cutting edge responsive designs on all devices’2yr ⋅ Ellixtmxz ⋅ r/programminghorror
Case sensitive string compare on free text field quiz questions >>>3yr ⋅ MrSwiergiwits ⋅ r/programminghorror
I don’t think (0x6bd36f3ca0cbcd9b ~10 segments) is a valid street name2yr ⋅ tonycandance ⋅ r/programminghorror
My Google Sheets code to convert hex 2 string. I could not find a better way to do this.1yr ⋅ RandyHubbard45 ⋅ r/programminghorror
From a professor who says of himself that he has 6 years of experience with Java2yr ⋅ CoveredWithHerbs ⋅ r/programminghorror
Promo email unsubscribe form with a hidden button. I just removed the CSS and submitted it anyway2yr ⋅ rudebowski ⋅ r/programminghorror
I've tried to dynamically activate and deactivate chunks in my game and have ended up with this nightmare of a solution.3yr ⋅ matbiz01 ⋅ r/programminghorror
in a VR project of a friend, just use an if statement please4yr ⋅ leonhard_robin ⋅ r/programminghorror
You were working on some legacy .net code with friends the other day...8mo ⋅ 1goodbyte ⋅ r/programminghorror
A non practical practical. Our teacher made us write flutter code for practical sheets.1yr ⋅ what_is_inflation ⋅ r/programminghorror
One of the largest online retailers in India for baby products clear texts the password3yr ⋅ callsignomega ⋅ r/programminghorror
This can’t be the most efficient way of converting a date to UTC in JavaScript...4yr ⋅ lordsyrinex ⋅ r/programminghorror
This thing I made a while back, this goes on for 188 lines of code.1yr ⋅ Mizosu ⋅ r/programminghorror
Ans-Delft, a dutch online exam website, allocates an array to generate random numbers for its exercises. My professor attempted to generate a 30-bit number but the system tried to allocate 8GiB. Later they broke it entirely by making it return the same value over and over.3yr ⋅ SGVsbG86KQ ⋅ r/programminghorror
2 years have passed, and this still manages to be the worst code that I've ever written (said return statement is inside the ft_math function, which appears in this single return statement 10 times)3yr ⋅ chino_casino ⋅ r/programminghorror
