Mitch Hedberg’s handwriting is frantic and beautiful. It should be a font.1yr ⋅ Toberoni ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
I told an AI Write a Mitch Hedberg routine about Paw Patrol, and three seconds later, it gave me this absolute gem.1yr ⋅ BuilderCarl ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
Going through my old ticket stubs and found this one. Probably my most personally prized one.9mo ⋅ MansionOfficial ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
I’m staying on the 14th floor, but I know what floor I’m really on...1yr ⋅ Mammoth-Water-6971 ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
I've got a new coffee grinder. I won't say what kind, but there are three trees involved.11mo ⋅ FS_Scott ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
I just noticed the new Joy of Cooking has a Mitch Hedberg homage and I had to share it with somebody.3yr ⋅ joespinnahardy ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
I can’t tell you what apartment building I was at today but there are two trees involved.1yr ⋅ SchwillyMaysHere ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
Saw this sign this weekend. Thought you'd all want to know that they were found and things turned out OK.3yr ⋅ Stargazer5781 ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
I've never been sure that I get this very simple Mitch joke, is it because grapes take a while to ferment into wine?2yr ⋅ jsaxl31 ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
I ordered a club sandwich all the time. But I’m not even a member. I don’t know how I get away with it.3yr ⋅ rickrat ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
Doing a standup at open mic heavily inspired by mitch. this is what i wrote up1yr ⋅ Rossage196 ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
Just came across a pic of Mitch with Max Weinberg wearing the same outfit when I went to see him perform in 2004 (I'm the dork in the glasses; bottom right)2yr ⋅ FriedRichNachos ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
Can we have Joe Keery (Steve from Stranger Things) as Mitch in a biopic please1yr ⋅ Risingbane ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
Here’s a page from one of Mitch’s notebooks. It’s a set list. See you later xo3yr ⋅ LYTCHELL2 ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
I think Bradley Cooper would be an incredible casting for a Mitch Hedberg biopic4yr ⋅ GunnarBomaye ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
If a broken escalator is actually stairs, what is a broken moving walkway?2mo ⋅ Octavarium64 ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
Took a little trip to Minnesota today and brushed the snow off of Mitch and his mother.6yr ⋅ GIMME_DA_ALIEN ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
There was bound to be a stubborn McDonald’s owner out there somewhere5yr ⋅ PM_ME_UR_LAMBEAU_TIX ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
I make prosthetic eyes, and I use these moulds to cast my plastic. Even tho this isn’t a vending machine with an H and HH buttons, I still had to call it Mitch. God god damnit damnit4yr ⋅ philoverdrunk ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
Sadly, this was not as well received as I expected over on r/funny. So I brought it here to share.5yr ⋅ Skulyosis ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
I'm traveling for work... I can't tell you what hotel I'm staying in, but I can say there are two trees involved.6yr ⋅ emjorich82 ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
Mitch Hedberg died 10 years ago on this day. Rest in peace, you funny son of a bitch.9yr ⋅ brydavhut25 ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
Yellow means go, green means wait a little bit, and red means I got those banana from Costa Rica!6yr ⋅ Et12355 ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, it's the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'slow down', and red means 'where the fuck did you get that banana?'9yr ⋅ mandalore237 ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
I had to had the reeses thing so it would rhyme also its all jagged because its a scaleable vector5yr ⋅ bvl465 ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
Going through old photos and thought this one of my kid resembled Mitch. Made me smile. RIP Mitch.10yr ⋅ bungle_boy ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
From a McDonalds in the Philippines. Next question: do they have blankets?10yr ⋅ Jameseatscheese ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
My first post! ...green means slow down, yellow means go ahead, red means where the fuck did you get that banana?11yr ⋅ MooseCockSandwich ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
Never got to send him one, but I think Mitch would have appreciated it as much as I loved the joke.9yr ⋅ ThumblessGaming ⋅ r/MitchHedberg
At a stoplight green means go, and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana?!?!11yr ⋅ bullsfan21 ⋅ r/MitchHedberg