Don't be a victim
I found this staple on my desk.
This delightful Vader toaster has settings that range from Lukewarm to Owen and Beru
Hello Kitty truck
No, lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor! and its time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
So, this is a thing now.
These unavoidable damage rooms are getting out of control.
Oh no, Bette Midler!
You never know what you might catch on the streets.
MRW I get my bag every week.
I just love her little black nose and chin!
Why didn't you eat me?
I love you, playstation plus!
This is my roomate’s cat, Bug. She may not pay her share of the rent, but she is so cute, we don’t mind.
PsBattle: This tickled turtle
Isaac goes to the wrong chest
I call this one Razorblades in the mist
I had to put my phone down while I was in the middle of catching a Nidoran, came back to find this
Hello Dean, you are a stupid-head!
It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!
THIS was the worst 3rd party controller of all time.
Just picked up this amazing Ellie artwork at Boston Comic Con.
I work for 1-800-got-junk. The description on one of my jobs simply said VHS tapes
I moved here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh
Yo dude, you got any homework I can eat?
TIL using blank card + ? card on the chest won't teleport you to an error room, but it will spawn an error man.
Ooh, what's with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin' a floggin'?
Pretty good Judas start.
I had a stroooo-oooo-ke
Well, that's nice head start.
Hillary got the Ted Danson plane
I like picking up fate's reward as Azazel because it lets you see what your tears would have looked like.
Aww nuts, I mean...aww nuts.
Quick, to the beemobile!
Took a trip to the largest arcade in the world, Funspot in Laconia, NH
Lamb transformation complete
I don't know if it's worth it, guys.
I work at 1-800-got-junk, and I found this tiny beer at a job.
Screw you Tyrone, you can't stop me!
I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah
YOU WILL CALL HER!
Why, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg
I really thought they would get along...
Should I go all in?
A twizzler is not a sprinkle. A jolly rancher is not a sprinkle.
She is such a little blanket hog
Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs...
Sure Marge, I’ll get along with them. Then I will hug some snakes. Yes, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!
Geech gone to heaven, Mr. Terwilliger
You dipped the chip, took a bite, and you dipped again.
I have become a great ball.
Her butt waxed the bannister!
It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
Happy first day of Summer. Everybody in the pool!
Man, am I glad i bought that ladder...
The dollar always shows up when you need it most.
I must say for once, I am impressed. In fact, I am going to give this school a perfect ten. I'll just write the zero first...now, a vertical line to indicate the one...
MRW my friend tries to get out of watching the original Star Wars for the first time
Lady, he's putting my kids through college.
Oh, uhh ... BARNEY!
Get the hell out of here.
Let him go Ralph. He knows what he's doing.
What will you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt!
Oh my god! I'm missing the chili cookoff!
You're gonna hate it.
My roguelite family
You can stay, but I’m leaving!
Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational. Uh, I suggest you- Oh, my God! Oh, God, no! Oh, this can't be happening! You're operating without a T-437, Springfield! Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean- I mean, my God!
THE TURKEY'S A LITTLE DRY?!
Attention Marge Simpson: We have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
Never give up
Even the game itself knows kamikaze is a terrible item.
It may not be Cobaltstreak or Northernlion level, but I am still proud of myself!
I have to go now...
Welcome to your master bedroom!
Hey, Willie, catch the football!
We call her “Bug” because she is such a little cuddlebug.
Remember how I got Milhouse's picture on America's Most Wanted?
My absolute favorite Simpsons feel good moment
If you leave milk out, it can go sour. Put it in the refrigerator or failing that, a cool wet sack.
Come on in! It's your master bedroom!
Fooled ya, Flanders. Made you think your family was dead!
What was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman!
Hmm, a krusty burger, that doesn't sound very appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?
Mr Skeltal is carnevil werker. Updoot to win some calceum
When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go ACK...DOON TOON
I thought Surely, pressing 6 buttons will yield something good. Thanks Tyrone
Just got to play the largest pinball machine in the world.
On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
MRW my friend tries to back out of their promise to watch the original Star Wars.
My favorite all time line.
Don't be a cup and ball hog!
Wasted away again in margaritaville
Why does he have a bucket of chestnuts?! Is he foraging for food?
It's a one run.
Wait a minute! There's no Angus McLeod in North Kilttown! You're not from Scotland at all!
I work at a warehouse that holds showtime merchandise. This was on my wall, and I made a slight edit.
I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and I'd do it again.
Suspect is hatless, I repeat, hatless.
Patience, Monty. Climb the ladder.
Go ahead Homer, laugh at me.
[A] I'm missing the chili cookoff!
Smithers, look! A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.
Hi David, I'm Grandpa.
Oh my god, he's like some sort of...non giving up...school guy!
Slow down. The sidewalk’s for regular walking, not for fancy walking.
Well, I'm just curious why you didn't use an exclamation point.
Disco Stu doesn't advertise
Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaay.
They're butchering the classics! Could that bassoon have come in any more late?
I screwed up bombing a tinted rock by running into the bomb, which pushed it into another group of rocks. This was the result.
Milhouse, lower those eyebrows!
Women will like what I tell them to like.
Ooh, that's raspberry!
You'll never get me in the ring. Boxing causes brain damage.
UH, HELLO!? GUY?!
Reddit, meet “Bug”. One of the many names she goes by.
Woah! Put her back in, she's not done yet!
Pinching a loaf
My Roguelite family welcomed a new member today.
I blew up a bunch of stone chests on the chest with chaos, and it gave me nothing but devil room items.
While you're enjoying our hall of wonders, your car will be unfortunately be subject to repeated break-ins...
Here's your giraffe, little girl!
Gentlemen, say hello to the second base mobile!
Just playing some TLOU:R at work.
A lotta blue hair? What a freak!
Did anyone order a London Symphony Orchestra? Possibly while high? Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction.
I'm an importer/exporter, and I was reviewing my shipping history the other day, when suddenly...
Just got my first blind box, and it was a pigman. ME FRIEND!
What are you going to use, skeleton power?!
I'll be here with bells on, you horse banging skank.
Can I come, too?
Lazy Sunday at Fat Tony's house.
I'm a torso!
How about a can of wine?
Lenny, tell Mr. Burns I've gone home to work on the contest.
Just took a stop by the Klei booth at Pax East!
While you're enjoying our hall of wonders, your car will unfortunately be subject to repeated break ins...
THAT KID'S GOT BOSOMS!
... Let's go get mom.
Hahaha! Fooled you, Flanders! Made you think your family was dead!
Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub.