No, lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor! and its time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!7 mo · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
I like picking up fate's reward as Azazel because it lets you see what your tears would have looked like.2 yrs · Joed112784 · r/bindingofisaac
TIL using blank card + ? card on the chest won't teleport you to an error room, but it will spawn an error man.2 yrs · Joed112784 · r/bindingofisaac
I work for 1-800-got-junk. The description on one of my jobs simply said VHS tapes5 yrs · Joed112784 · r/pics
I work at 1-800-got-junk, and I found this tiny beer at a job.3 yrs · Joed112784 · r/mildlyinteresting
Ooh, what's with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin' a floggin'?5 yrs · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
I must say for once, I am impressed. In fact, I am going to give this school a perfect ten. I'll just write the zero first...now, a vertical line to indicate the one...3 yrs · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
MRW my friend tries to get out of watching the original Star Wars for the first time3 yrs · Joed112784 · r/reactiongifs
Sure Marge, I’ll get along with them. Then I will hug some snakes. Yes, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!8 mo · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational. Uh, I suggest you- Oh, my God! Oh, God, no! Oh, this can't be happening! You're operating without a T-437, Springfield! Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean- I mean, my God!4 yrs · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
It may not be Cobaltstreak or Northernlion level, but I am still proud of myself!4 yrs · Joed112784 · r/bindingofisaac
Hmm, a krusty burger, that doesn't sound very appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?4 yrs · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
Attention Marge Simpson: We have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.7 mo · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go ACK...DOON TOON5 yrs · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?6 yrs · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
MRW my friend tries to back out of their promise to watch the original Star Wars.2 yrs · Joed112784 · r/reactiongifs
I thought Surely, pressing 6 buttons will yield something good. Thanks Tyrone2 yrs · Joed112784 · r/bindingofisaac
Wait a minute! There's no Angus McLeod in North Kilttown! You're not from Scotland at all!5 yrs · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
I work at a warehouse that holds showtime merchandise. This was on my wall, and I made a slight edit.5 yrs · Joed112784 · r/Dexter
I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and I'd do it again.5 yrs · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
Smithers, look! A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.5 yrs · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
Slow down. The sidewalk’s for regular walking, not for fancy walking.6 yrs · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaay.5 yrs · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
They're butchering the classics! Could that bassoon have come in any more late?4 yrs · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
I screwed up bombing a tinted rock by running into the bomb, which pushed it into another group of rocks. This was the result.4 yrs · Joed112784 · r/bindingofisaac
While you're enjoying our hall of wonders, your car will be unfortunately be subject to repeated break-ins...5 yrs · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
I blew up a bunch of stone chests on the chest with chaos, and it gave me nothing but devil room items.2 yrs · Joed112784 · r/bindingofisaac
Did anyone order a London Symphony Orchestra? Possibly while high? Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction.6 yrs · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
I'm an importer/exporter, and I was reviewing my shipping history the other day, when suddenly...5 yrs · Joed112784 · r/seinfeld
While you're enjoying our hall of wonders, your car will unfortunately be subject to repeated break ins...3 yrs · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
Playing don't starve on my vita during break time at work. I love remote play.5 yrs · Joed112784 · r/dontstarve
So, my first run trying out the reworked angel rooms on the switch has been pretty successful so far.1 yr · Joed112784 · r/bindingofisaac
Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle. You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you?5 yrs · Joed112784 · r/TheSimpsons
