Don't be a victim
Hello Kitty truck
You never know what you might catch on the streets.
So, this is a thing now.
I love you, playstation plus!
THIS was the worst 3rd party controller of all time.
Oh no, Bette Midler!
Just picked up this amazing Ellie artwork at Boston Comic Con.
It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!
I moved here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh
Hello Dean, you are a stupid-head!
I work for 1-800-got-junk. The description on one of my jobs simply said VHS tapes
Ooh, what's with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin' a floggin'?
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
I call this one Razorblades in the mist
I had a stroooo-oooo-ke
Isaac goes to the wrong chest
MRW I get my bag every week.
Yo dude, you got any homework I can eat?
I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah
YOU WILL CALL HER!
Why, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg
Took a trip to the largest arcade in the world, Funspot in Laconia, NH
Pretty good Judas start.
Aww nuts, I mean...aww nuts.
What will you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt!
A twizzler is not a sprinkle. A jolly rancher is not a sprinkle.
Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs...
You dipped the chip, took a bite, and you dipped again.
Her butt waxed the bannister!
Lamb transformation complete
TIL using blank card + ? card on the chest won't teleport you to an error room, but it will spawn an error man.
I don't know if it's worth it, guys.
Geech gone to heaven, Mr. Terwilliger
Lady, he's putting my kids through college.
It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
Oh, uhh ... BARNEY!
Well, that's nice head start.
Hillary got the Ted Danson plane
Remember how I got Milhouse's picture on America's Most Wanted?
I like picking up fate's reward as Azazel because it lets you see what your tears would have looked like.
On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go ACK...DOON TOON
Should I go all in?
Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational. Uh, I suggest you- Oh, my God! Oh, God, no! Oh, this can't be happening! You're operating without a T-437, Springfield! Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean- I mean, my God!
THE TURKEY'S A LITTLE DRY?!
Just got to play the largest pinball machine in the world.
I really thought they would get along...
I work at 1-800-got-junk, and I found this tiny beer at a job.
I work at a warehouse that holds showtime merchandise. This was on my wall, and I made a slight edit.
Come on in! It's your master bedroom!
Suspect is hatless, I repeat, hatless.
Don't be a cup and ball hog!
Welcome to your master bedroom!
Slow down. The sidewalk’s for regular walking, not for fancy walking.
Screw you Tyrone, you can't stop me!
Go ahead Homer, laugh at me.
I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and I'd do it again.
Wait a minute! There's no Angus McLeod in North Kilttown! You're not from Scotland at all!
Hey, Willie, catch the football!
Oh my god, he's like some sort of...non giving up...school guy!
What was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman!
Hmm, a krusty burger, that doesn't sound very appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?
Well, I'm just curious why you didn't use an exclamation point.
The dollar always shows up when you need it most.