I found this staple on my desk.
Hello Kitty truck
Don't be a victim
So, this is a thing now.
No, lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor! and its time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
These unavoidable damage rooms are getting out of control.
Oh no, Bette Midler!
Isaac goes to the wrong chest
MRW I get my bag every week.
You never know what you might catch on the streets.
I like picking up fate's reward as Azazel because it lets you see what your tears would have looked like.
I call this one Razorblades in the mist
PsBattle: This tickled turtle
I just love her little black nose and chin!
Screw you Tyrone, you can't stop me!
I love you, playstation plus!
Yo dude, you got any homework I can eat?
TIL using blank card + ? card on the chest won't teleport you to an error room, but it will spawn an error man.
Hello Dean, you are a stupid-head!
It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!
Well, that's nice head start.
Hillary got the Ted Danson plane
Happy first day of Summer. Everybody in the pool!
THIS was the worst 3rd party controller of all time.
Pretty good Judas start.
Just picked up this amazing Ellie artwork at Boston Comic Con.
I work for 1-800-got-junk. The description on one of my jobs simply said VHS tapes
I moved here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh
I work at 1-800-got-junk, and I found this tiny beer at a job.
Quick, to the beemobile!
Ooh, what's with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin' a floggin'?
I had a stroooo-oooo-ke
Aww nuts, I mean...aww nuts.
I really thought they would get along...
Should I go all in?
Took a trip to the largest arcade in the world, Funspot in Laconia, NH
Lamb transformation complete
I have become a great ball.
I don't know if it's worth it, guys.
Man, am I glad i bought that ladder...
The dollar always shows up when you need it most.
I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah
I must say for once, I am impressed. In fact, I am going to give this school a perfect ten. I'll just write the zero first...now, a vertical line to indicate the one...
MRW my friend tries to get out of watching the original Star Wars for the first time
Sure Marge, I’ll get along with them. Then I will hug some snakes. Yes, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!
YOU WILL CALL HER!
Why, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg
A twizzler is not a sprinkle. A jolly rancher is not a sprinkle.
Get the hell out of here.
Let him go Ralph. He knows what he's doing.
Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs...
Geech gone to heaven, Mr. Terwilliger
What will you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt!
You dipped the chip, took a bite, and you dipped again.
It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
Her butt waxed the bannister!
You're gonna hate it.
Oh my god! I'm missing the chili cookoff!
Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational. Uh, I suggest you- Oh, my God! Oh, God, no! Oh, this can't be happening! You're operating without a T-437, Springfield! Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean- I mean, my God!
THE TURKEY'S A LITTLE DRY?!
My roguelite family
Even the game itself knows kamikaze is a terrible item.
Never give up
Lady, he's putting my kids through college.
Oh, uhh ... BARNEY!
It may not be Cobaltstreak or Northernlion level, but I am still proud of myself!
Welcome to your master bedroom!
I have to go now...
Hey, Willie, catch the football!
Remember how I got Milhouse's picture on America's Most Wanted?
Come on in! It's your master bedroom!
My absolute favorite Simpsons feel good moment
What was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman!
Hmm, a krusty burger, that doesn't sound very appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?
Attention Marge Simpson: We have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go ACK...DOON TOON
Just got to play the largest pinball machine in the world.
Mr Skeltal is carnevil werker. Updoot to win some calceum
On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
My favorite all time line.
MRW my friend tries to back out of their promise to watch the original Star Wars.
I thought Surely, pressing 6 buttons will yield something good. Thanks Tyrone
Don't be a cup and ball hog!
Wasted away again in margaritaville
Wait a minute! There's no Angus McLeod in North Kilttown! You're not from Scotland at all!
Why does he have a bucket of chestnuts?! Is he foraging for food?
Fooled ya, Flanders. Made you think your family was dead!
I work at a warehouse that holds showtime merchandise. This was on my wall, and I made a slight edit.
I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and I'd do it again.
It's a one run.
Suspect is hatless, I repeat, hatless.
Patience, Monty. Climb the ladder.
Go ahead Homer, laugh at me.
Smithers, look! A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.
Hi David, I'm Grandpa.
Oh my god, he's like some sort of...non giving up...school guy!
Slow down. The sidewalk’s for regular walking, not for fancy walking.
Well, I'm just curious why you didn't use an exclamation point.
Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaay.
They're butchering the classics! Could that bassoon have come in any more late?
I screwed up bombing a tinted rock by running into the bomb, which pushed it into another group of rocks. This was the result.
[A] I'm missing the chili cookoff!
Disco Stu doesn't advertise
Milhouse, lower those eyebrows!
Women will like what I tell them to like.
Ooh, that's raspberry!
You'll never get me in the ring. Boxing causes brain damage.
UH, HELLO!? GUY?!
Woah! Put her back in, she's not done yet!
While you're enjoying our hall of wonders, your car will be unfortunately be subject to repeated break-ins...
Here's your giraffe, little girl!
Gentlemen, say hello to the second base mobile!
My Roguelite family welcomed a new member today.
Just playing some TLOU:R at work.
I blew up a bunch of stone chests on the chest with chaos, and it gave me nothing but devil room items.
A lotta blue hair? What a freak!
Did anyone order a London Symphony Orchestra? Possibly while high? Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction.
I'm an importer/exporter, and I was reviewing my shipping history the other day, when suddenly...
Just got my first blind box, and it was a pigman. ME FRIEND!
I'll be here with bells on, you horse banging skank.
Can I come, too?
What are you going to use, skeleton power?!
Lazy Sunday at Fat Tony's house.
Pinching a loaf
I'm a torso!
Lenny, tell Mr. Burns I've gone home to work on the contest.
Just took a stop by the Klei booth at Pax East!
THAT KID'S GOT BOSOMS!
Reddit, meet “Bug”. One of the many names she goes by.
... Let's go get mom.
While you're enjoying our hall of wonders, your car will unfortunately be subject to repeated break ins...
Hahaha! Fooled you, Flanders! Made you think your family was dead!
Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub.
Marge, what were your gambling losses last year?
Playing don't starve on my vita during break time at work. I love remote play.
Added a few more to the family.
So, my first run trying out the reworked angel rooms on the switch has been pretty successful so far.
All of my friends are just distractions.
I'm not your buddy, friend!
Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle. You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you?
Of course it happens the one time it doesn't count.