Everybody, let's get out of here. This place is covered head-to-toe in shit.Jul 16 ⋅ TourMission ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
I've never fought for anything in my entire life. I'm fighting for this hate.Jul 26 ⋅ Fight-Milk-Steak ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
We're allowed to hit them because they ain't got no soulJul 11 ⋅ DidYouSeeBriansHat ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Oh, my God! Donnie palmed the election. He tried to steal the election, Donnie did!Jul 17 ⋅ GooserNoose ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
r/Conservative when you tell them that Trump plead the 5th over 440 times in his NY Civil TrialJul 30 ⋅ PhillyTMOMan ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave ⋅ #r/Conservative #440
It's the same actor. I don't know if he's supposed to be the same person.Jul 29 ⋅ Think-Chair-1938 ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Braindead Americans listening to an orange pedophile with dementia aimlessly ramble on for half an hour like it’s gospelJul 5 ⋅ FugginDunePilot ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Did you see the new Charlie Kirk statue? It looks so fucking stupid, I can't breathe.Jul 17 ⋅ fairy_goblin ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Did you see Melania’s new look? She looks so fucking stupid in those glasses. I can’t breathe.Jul 21 ⋅ FlamingCulpepper ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
On my show NOTHING's off limits. If you start to win I go on my phone.Jul 13 ⋅ Farsigt_ ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
They waited a while to fire me, they said it was because of poor performance. You sure about that? You sure about that's why? You sure it's not because after the circles thing no one could look at me without dying laughing? I had a cool job that I loved.Jul 26 ⋅ OuterHeavenPatriot ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Fragile white people after a black man who spoke better English than them was elected president in 2008Jul 3 ⋅ FugginDunePilot ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave ⋅ #2008
Mitch McConnell isn't dead. He's just, like, the tiredest he's ever been in his life 😩Jul 15 ⋅ TheShermBank ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Japan when Trump said The Islamic Republic of Japan fired missiles at an American shipJul 8 ⋅ CardiologistNo616 ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
It's okay, 'cause the cops said that, like, the people she hit are just kind of like nothing, so it's fineJul 28 ⋅ DotOk2803 ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Oh, my God. Did you see Marks glasses? He looks so fucking stupid. I can't breatheJul 8 ⋅ TasteMyShoe ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
If the fireworks get boring, I have no problem being on my phone the whole show.Jul 6 ⋅ TheManWithNoName88 ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
They're allowed to show 'em in coffins because they ain't got no soul.Jul 19 ⋅ GooserNoose ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
It’s the same actor I don’t know if it’s supposed to be a different person.Jul 27 ⋅ crunchysauces ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Seeing bootlickers refer to themselves as warriors and alpha malesJul 7 ⋅ FugginDunePilot ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Yeah, I don’t know. I think there just might be no rules.Jul 15 ⋅ Successful-Winter237 ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Driving into Michigan and seeing all the 50% off cannabis dispensary billboardsJul 18 ⋅ poodlered ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave ⋅ #50
Patriot Front in DC. “There’s too much fucking shit on me I can’t breathe!”Jul 4 ⋅ AzimuthAztronaut ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Lightning Bolt Scar, Nimbus 2000, Lived for Quidditch World CupJul 8 ⋅ ArTooDeeTooTattoo ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave ⋅ #2000
Clocking into your boring honest job after seeing how easy it would be to grift off of right wing moronsJul 25 ⋅ FugginDunePilot ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Me whenever I add water to my cats Fancy Feast so she gets just a bit more hydration.Jul 23 ⋅ kindasortathor ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Hearing that Tulsi Gabbard's brother was arrested for luring 9 year olds into his Waikiki hotel room.Jul 19 ⋅ BestMicDrop ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave ⋅ #9
They just fired the guy that was farting in all the drones at the factoryJul 3 ⋅ illneil ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Guy at the store said I'm the only guy he's ever seen pull it offJul 26 ⋅ Umacat ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Triples is best? THEN WHERE TF IS DETROITERS SEASON 3Jul 13 ⋅ slemdogmillionaire ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave ⋅ #3
A good steering wheel that doesn’t fly off your hand while you sailJul 23 ⋅ omfsmtim ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Mitch McConnell, medically brain dead for weeks hoping his wife comes to visit likeJul 7 ⋅ VoidSister ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
People can change. I wanted this hat back in middle school... then I finally woke up in 2020Jul 16 ⋅ Pacific-Courier1988 ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave ⋅ #2020
That's why they're coming out tonight to get their bones from you. The skeletons will pull your hair. Up, but not out. All they want is another chance at lifeJul 20 ⋅ usernamestufff ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
It's the same actor. I don't know if he's supposed to be the same person.Jul 6 ⋅ broken_radio ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
The guy at the White House said they're the only guys he's ever seen pull it off.Jul 5 ⋅ GooserNoose ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
We got a certified chode on our hands. Little tuna can.Jul 25 ⋅ OlDirtyDangler ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Republican senators being carried to their funerals in their *TrumpTM coffinsJul 12 ⋅ FugginDunePilot ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
You've been wearing a toupee for years, but you're tired of living a lie. You're ready to accept the real you, but you're in too deep.Jul 1 ⋅ punkcocker ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Same difference. I don't know if he's supposed to be the same personJul 8 ⋅ GooserNoose ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Death (a.k.a. The Grim Reaper) after lobbying for souls in the United States SenateJul 12 ⋅ BestMicDrop ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
When a MAGA sheep finds out trans people have been around for all of recorded history all over the world and weren’t in fact conjured up by democrats and Hollywood in the 2000’sJul 26 ⋅ FugginDunePilot ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave ⋅ #2000
He's gone now. McConnell's ass out. Works with Graham now.Jul 18 ⋅ GooserNoose ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing itJul 5 ⋅ DidYouSeeBriansHat ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
He has a massive underbite and completely flat back of the head.Jul 21 ⋅ GooserNoose ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
The cops aren't even gonna, like, follow up on it because, like, the people are, like, already deadJul 30 ⋅ DidYouSeeBriansHat ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Do not say anything he does is interesting or good. Otherwise, he's gonna keep bringing up stuff and saying its percentage.Jul 16 ⋅ GooserNoose ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
“Muh heritage” republicans when you point out the confederacy only lasted 4 yearsJul 4 ⋅ FugginDunePilot ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave ⋅ #4
He's just, like, the tiredest he's ever been in his life.Jul 1 ⋅ GooserNoose ⋅ r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
