Is it time to take the tree down yet?

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Passive aggressive fridges out here making life annoying

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I looked forward in time. I saw 14,000,605 futures. You lose in all of them.

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I too enjoy the finer things in life

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Are you sure about that?

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What about 3 kids and 3 money?

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What are you crazy? Call me a cab!

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It's all a fugazi man

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We can be heroes

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Machine broke

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Patrolling the Capital Wasteland almost makes you wish for a warmer colour tint

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Well let's hope it doesn't come to that

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Just use the metric system, you maniacs

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Uh, maybe later

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Same energy

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Mmm...Crowteins

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Finally some recognition in the media about the struggles we face as people of land

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No wonder I’m not a billionaire, I kept looking at my phone when I woke up

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Gabagool Time!

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I have found my people

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A nice meme to make while I wait for my food to heat up

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It's fuckin' tedious, this shit.

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Do buildings count?

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You see, out there, it’s the 2020s, but in dish house, it’s 2004. I'm playing San Andreas on PS2, Kanye just dropped The College Dropout album, the internet is only used for porn and life ish good.

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Greatness from small beginnings

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I aspire to be as confused as this man is in every day life. What? Oh...

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We prefer the terms ‘landchad’ or ‘people of land’, this discrimination needs to end

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This is the life...

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I'm doing this exam outta respect for my fawtha

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Prescribe me cocaine, not diet and exercise.

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Yeah, right. Go piss it away on Blackjack, fucking asshole!

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Good for him

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I dunno what it's about, but da Falcon stays here 🤟

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You've won this time, China.

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Glock go brrrrrrr

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Oh, dear god no!

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Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed of current Rockstar Games.

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HOOOO, Heisenberger 🤟, trow another pizza up here 👇

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Bigboibirb

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We should've stopped at Riverwood!

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Welcome to the comedy area

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I really hate when they shovel in the product placement in this show

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We're talkin' about annihilation, you stupid fuck!

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It’s time to let it go, brother

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Sharp as a fuckin’ cue ball this one

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Dogecoin, whatever happened there...

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I ain’t got much time left to waste on your fruit computer watch, sonny!

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God bless the US🙏

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Let me see them stonks

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Don't do that.

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Say what you want about her, she knows good business strategy

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The burden we carry

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Here we go, here comes the Prozac.

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Vesuvio's on a Friday night, how'd he swing that?

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Lay off mom, I got Lumbago

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I did 12 fuckin' years in Azkaban. Not a peep!

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To da victah, belongs da spoils

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Get back theah, tell Santa ya sorry 👉

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Our landchad friends across the pond are getting ripped off big time, that's a 4 grand per month room at the very least!

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The comedian is only not funny in the show's universe

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No wonder he got fired, clumsy oaf was spilling milk all the time

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Uncle Paulie should be in the photo, he's family

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You put so much ginger in this, it’s a fucking Weasley! I did-dent!

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CONSHERVE!

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You and I will not make garbage. We will produce a chemically pure and stable deli meat that performs as advertised.

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11:30... has to be, look at the angle of the sun. Maybe even a quarter to 12. Okay, look... now.

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I heard you make observational comedy

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There ain't a bigger cocksucka than Caesar! Rest in peace king 🤟

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These loading screen tips aren't very helpful

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I proudly never learned how to get out of first gear

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Act like it's 2006 and The Sopranos: Road to Respect just got released

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Newark...home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.

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Just had the bathroom renovated in one of my deluxe apartments after the tenant complained the bathroom shower was too cramped. I worked around this by turning the entire bathroom into the shower and have of course raised the rent by 70% to cover costs. Don't forget to innovate kings!

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Looks like it's time for my 7th toilet break in 30 minutes.

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It's me, whaddaya still asleep? No, I was, uhh...doin' somethin'.

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Jesush Chrisht, Carmela, I've been bustin' my pick all day long to bring home the money you're so concerned about. And I thought maybe I could have a little bit of chicken fried, shum cold beer on a Friday night, and a pair of friggin' jeans that fit jusht right!

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Cunts are really upping the challenge over at The Chase

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This sub in a nutshell.

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A man needs his seven glasses of water 🤟

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Friends is just a cheap imitation of Seinfeld, I can't have this conversation again

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More Aburi Salmon please

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How 'bout ya keep ya weird hypothetical questions or whatever-da-fuck, to yourshelf!

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It's illegal for you to tell me that.

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I gotta weigh- You gotta what?! Rob me?!

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Oh yeah it's all coming together

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All I want for Christmas is gabagooooooOOOOOOooool

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That's-a-nice-a steamed ham

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He's good people, Adriana. He graduated from one of Canada's top business school's with really good grades.

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Based chad goes bowling on first date

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HOOOOO! I'm Tony Sirico from The Sopranos and ya watchin' Disney Channel...cocksuckas.

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And legitimate businessmen taking private jets to Vegas

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I think I owe Dracula an apology

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We have to break our dependence on foreign oil.

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She's a 10 but fuckin' ruuuude

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What constitutes a morbing?

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10 years I waited for a new GTA, I compromised, I played GTA IV again instead.

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You just revealed your own lack of ignorance

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Damn I should have studied instead of all that napping

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Alright. Here it is. And this comes from 👆👆👆

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James Gandolfini took everybody to acting school!

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I'm gonna hoof it back to the Excelsior, I gotta take a wicked shit.

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It’s not the size that matters, it’s how you use it

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Nobody's got TB! And I don't wanna hear that word in this camp again!

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Get David Chase on the horn! 3 panel

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Merry Christmas

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I like the way Snrub thinks!

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It was the fuckin' Jet. I should've never started with that shit. Fuckin' Freeside, it's all over the place.

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I'd stop to eat but I don't wanna let the leftover manigott go to waste

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The Sopranos: Season VII - New York Strikes Back

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R.I.P. to whoever was behind that camera

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I’m disturbed. I’m depressed. I’m inadequate. I got it all!

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*Pats Pie-O-My* You're alright, girl.

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Paul(ie) starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, with the voice and motion capture of Tony Sirico as the titular character. Another fuckin' money machine.

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Accordin' to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Obviously that's not possible, even with computers

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The future of renting is here

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Under da shea, under da sheeeea, there'll be no RICO indictmentsh, just shealife exshitement, under da sheeeeeeeeeeeea!

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The sinks are closed.

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Let's whack this Spidah cocksucka and be done with it.

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Can you imagine that? Around the world, around the world?

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Multiverse? Get da fuck outta here! 👋

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It's fuckin' tedious, this shit.

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The robber's nose hairs looked like fuckin' BX cables 👌👌👌

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Why don't ya look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucka.

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I don't go down enough

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Bridget von Hammersmark, whatever happened there...

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TURN THAT OFF!

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Should have listened to the old groundskeeper

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That's right cocksucka, go back to Kamurocho!

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Any questions?

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Nothing sexual.

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Let’s get this gabagool!

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Don't even think about moving a muscle

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I'm not in trouble at all.

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You tell that Tim Apples I want a sitdown 🤟

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Kids love reading self-development books and learning about grind culture instead of just being kids

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THAT'S NOT FAIR!

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Couldn't tell shit. The fuck am I, a mind readah?

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Joe: Let's wrap this up Alex:

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Alright, but you gotta get over it.

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Does this look like a bird or a guy with an underbite rolling his eyes?

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Boomers on their daily commute to school circa 1966

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Tom, cheer me up, babe.

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Wtf has Elmo been up to?

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I got the Many Saints of Newark movie down in my trunk. They were givin' it away at the car wash.

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me when I get flash-banged every 3 seconds on Shipment

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Take it easy! We're not makin' a post-apocalyptic western here.

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Rentoids should be charged a premium fee on top of their rent + tips for the privelege of having an actual bathroom

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Ol’ Billy Button

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Somebody alert ScoMo, Japan is preparing to invade!

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