Voice to Text email from the church. I think the word they're looking for is Melchizedek. :)1yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
The church loves to talk about how charitable it is until you ask for some of that charity.2yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
Every Sunday school lesson. You'd better not rock the boay by asking unapproved questions!3yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
That's nothing! I have the MELCHIZEDEK PRIESTHOOD! I have more authority in my little pinky than the President of the United States or the Pope!1yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
I did the most Christian thing I can think of this weekend: I took a lame existing holiday and remade it into my own image. Here's me and my fellow apostate son in Vegas for conference weekend!2yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
Woman - As mansplained by apostles and prophets. See the comments for some of my favorite quotes!2yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
King Benjamin's final speech environment was a copy of a Methodist tent revival1yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/mormon
It's always fun hearing TBM explanations on why John C Bennett was evil and Joseph Smith was a prophet11mo ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
At the rate temples keep getting announced, this will be the new church motto1yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
I get the feeling the church has been doing this since the second coming didn't happen in 1890 like they all thought it would3yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
Somebody please go down and cosplay the new LDS logo on BYU campus. See if you get kicked out for violating the dress code. Then return and report :)2yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
If today's prophets, seers and revelators were to look into the seer stone, what would it say today?3yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
Too bad the prophets, seers & revelators refuse to use the seer stone anymore, just think of all the amazing knowledge we're missing out on!3yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
“Um... yeah.” Quote taken from Mark E Petersen book, Towards a Better Life1yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
Can you imagine how great the church would be if they practiced what they preached?3yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
Making the most of my second Saturday! If anyone in the Bear Lake area is looking for a hiking buddy, PM me. Most of my family is TBM and don't want to join me.3yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
If you ever wondered why Mormon Jesus is always white in the artwork, it's because it's official doctrine!2yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
The best thing about Mormonism is the wacky theology. This book doubles down on age of the earth, flood, Tower of Babel & evolution1yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
My TBM wife intercepted a package I ordered, found a face mask guaranteed to keep me safe with Masonic garment symbols on it. She gave it to me tonight after “fixing” it2yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
Oh look, the unpardonable sin! If you had this operation, even before you learned about the gospel, you're still banned from obtaining salvation. -- From the May 2019 Handbook 13yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
The church is like this picture. It's miraculous in it's appearance as long as you don't look too close. Also, you're going to hell if you don't believe it's a real photo. More in the comments...3yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon
Excerpts show how the LDS Church tried to keep a lid on its $100B account, even freezing out apostle Boyd K. Packer1yr ⋅ yorgasor ⋅ r/exmormon